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Topic: For all the wooters out there... (Read 99691 times)
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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(Edited to change the wording from 'come across'.)
I actually just exclaimed "Fuuuuuuuuck" at my computer screen, some sort of word play award is in order. Thankfully I adhered to my "read Ironwood's posts twice to try and pick up on things" policy. |
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Paelos
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I thought Cheddar liked pink?
Note to all you lurker kids out there, making pics of yourself as your avatar opens up this kind of nonsense. Unless you are actually a cute dancing monkey like myself.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Signe
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Muse.
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Or a yummy chocolate Jesus like me! (God's going to bite my head off for that, isn't she?  ) |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Note to all you lurker kids out there, making pics of yourself as your avatar opens up this kind of nonsense. Unless you are actually a cute dancing monkey like myself.
Quite. F13.hotornot.net - Where all the cool kids come for their daily bashing. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Falconeer
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a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country
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She is definitely hot but she is too young.
If I'm not mistaken, she's older than you, Falc.  What kind of kid do you have mistaken me for? I've been a dad for the 13 years now, for Raph's sake! (and a mom too actually). Isn't she 22? That's written on her note and she definitely looks like that. But it's not derogatory, I'd pay to be 22 again (actually 19...) |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I don't know how Falconeer managed to be a mom and a dad without some sort of painful positioning... or maybe surgery... but I'd pay to be 22 again, too. Or 19. Or 30.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Falconeer
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a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country
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I don't know how Falconeer managed to be a mom and a dad without some sort of painful positioning... Technicalities. Mom was such a piece if shit I had to eject her from our lives and take her vacant position too. Luckily enough, crossdressing was already my thing, so no biggie. <grin> Fun part is it won't take long at all before mini-Falconeer comes here bitching about nerfs in Pro Evolution Soccer or why in the hell there's no pre-trammel PvP (that thing dad keeps mumbling about in gloomy rainy winter days) in LoTRO so he could kill those Ring freaks and loot their bodies. Now, back to pink hair... |
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Yoru
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the y master, king of bourbon
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Note to all you lurker kids out there, making pics of yourself as your avatar opens up this kind of nonsense. Unless you are actually a cute dancing monkey like myself. I dunno. I had myself in the moneyhat as an avatar for a while. I think Yeg had an avatar of Schild drunk at E3'06. Maybe we're too male? Also, Christ, you people are creepy stalkers. |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I've been a dad for the 13 years now, for Raph's sake! (and a mom too actually).
Ahh, THAT'S why you have the M.U.L.E. avatar.  |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Signe
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Muse.
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Maybe we're too male? No, that's not it. It must be something else. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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I've been a dad for the 13 years now, for Raph's sake! (and a mom too actually).
Ahh, THAT'S why you have the M.U.L.E. avatar. Llava, that was BRILLIANT. As for Cheddar, knowing his exceedingly subtle vocabulary to describe women, I'm about 100% sure that by using the word "hawt" he meant, she's not a supermodel. I think the word "hot" is saved for regular women. Hence the reason he followed "hawt" with "real person." |
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Ironwood
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Uh, Wait. That IS actually her Myspace page ?
Cheddar, that's not cool.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Falconeer
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Posts: 11127
a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country
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I've been a dad for the 13 years now, for Raph's sake! (and a mom too actually).
Ahh, THAT'S why you have the M.U.L.E. avatar. Kinda, yes, for that too. Mainly because it's my favourite game ever. But I really really admire D. Bunten. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I've been a dad for the 13 years now, for Raph's sake! (and a mom too actually).
Ahh, THAT'S why you have the M.U.L.E. avatar. Llava, that was BRILLIANT. As for Cheddar, knowing his exceedingly subtle vocabulary to describe women, I'm about 100% sure that by using the word "hawt" he meant, she's not a supermodel. I think the word "hot" is saved for regular women. Hence the reason he followed "hawt" with "real person." Except she's adorable. If you were MY schild, I would so let her marry you! (I'm not good with degrees of hot/hawtness. I pretty much think nearly everyone is adorable. The pink, however, is extremely adorable. Even Ironwood with his silly hair and wee tiny ears.  ) |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Tebonas
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I don't give a crap how hot or not hot any of you Internet people are. I love you for your words. Which is what I think Cheddar wanted to say. In the worst possible way ever.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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So relax and treat her like a person.
I think that everybody else did. |
The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Lantyssa
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You people are so very strange.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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We love you too.  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Llava
Contributor
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I've been a dad for the 13 years now, for Raph's sake! (and a mom too actually).
Ahh, THAT'S why you have the M.U.L.E. avatar. Kinda, yes, for that too. Mainly because it's my favourite game ever. But I really really admire D. Bunten. No response required on your part, just a "heh" would've done. I'm pretty sure you didn't hook up the avatar as a reference to... meh, I'm tired of this sentence. You know what I meant. No response required. Smiley with tongue sticking out. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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It really is just the angle.. I have quite the tiny nose (or so I'm told). I could post more pics to prove it... but anything that tries to follow a minigun is just asking to be shot down.
Please do, then I can call Ironwood a meanie. I don't deny it. I was aiming for funny, forgetting that it doesn't go over at all on the net. I am teh Dickzor. Ironwood is hilarious. Girls who use rl pix of themselves as avatars are sad and desperate. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Wow, where did all the venom come from? Has it been that long since there's been something or someone to unload on?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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No, you know I always give shit to girls who do that. It's just so declasse. This isn't match.com. Smart, funny girls who are ALSO game developers don't need to resort to that shit.
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Murgos
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Heh, declasse.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Signe
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Muse.
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Sometimes I think Ironwood is more funny than even he knows. He got someone to justify their own nose! How hilarious is that?  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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It's ok 'wood ol' buddy. I still think you're a mean, ornery Scottish dick.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Signe
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Muse.
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It's ok 'wood ol' buddy. I still think you're a mean, ornery Scottish dick.
Talk about a suck up! |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Paelos
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I think y'all scared her off already. BTW, declasse wins as the most pretentious word of the day.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I have been waiting so long to throw that one out there.
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Cheddar
I like pink
Posts: 4987
Noob Sauce
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I was just keeping it real.
Was I incorrect in my assessment?
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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schild
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Not entirely sure you want to be going down that route, Ched.
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Why do I always miss all the fun :(
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Why do I always miss all the fun :(
Did your cat eat one of Santa's elves? |
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SimuKaren
Developers
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Simutronics
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Funny... I never expected this thread to go for so long, nor touch on so many topics...
So everyone knows, I don't have internet in my new apartment yet - therefore no posting on the weekend unless I go to work. Which I planned to do on Sunday, until I was reminded that it was Easter and only heathenistic sluts went to work on Easter. Which nearly made me go, just for that, but my sister talked me out of it.
And it's funny that when I first edited my profile, I hadn't noticed that nobody else had a picture of themselves for their avatar. Honestly, I could go find a picture of Washuu or Kemmy or some other anime character with pink hair that properly represents me, but I am not ashamed of how I look. Poke fun at my nose all you want - it doesn't bother me. Hell, poke fun at me for whatever you want. I honestly can't remember the last time I let something posted on a forum irritate me.
As "Richard Ames" says, you're all just figments of my imagination.
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"Let the tigers come with their claws!" - The Rose, The Little Prince
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