Crotchety old people beat each other with canes

[sinij]

Mr. Smith and Ms. Schaller soon began hitting each other with their canes, both landing several blows.

Cane fight

[Signe]

Ms. Schaller is a fiesty elderly woman.  Mr. Smith isn't even old.  He's a middle aged bully with a gimpy foot and a poky stick! 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

“He looked me straight in the eye and said ‘You old bitch, fuck yourself,'” Ms. Schaller said, recalling her testimony in court.

“I couldn't believe it. I was stunned. I never knew the guy. I never saw him in my life and I told him, ‘No, you fuck yourself.'”

Awesome!  Tan his hide, Grandma.

[Lantyssa]

Ms. Schaller is a fiesty elderly woman.  Mr. Smith isn't even old.  He's a middle aged bully with a gimpy foot and a poky stick! 

How did House get involved in this discussion?

[Llava]

Excellent new avatar.  Should try to clear it up and resize it a bit if you can, though.  Still, Looney Tunes references ftw.

[sinij]

Excellent new avatar.  Should try to clear it up and resize it a bit if you can, though.  Still, Looney Tunes references ftw.

Now, where did I put my cane....