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sinij
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on: February 21, 2007, 08:23:55 AM
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Mr. Smith and Ms. Schaller soon began hitting each other with their canes, both landing several blows.

Cane fight
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Signe
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Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 08:55:01 AM
Ms. Schaller is a fiesty elderly woman.  Mr. Smith isn't even old.  He's a middle aged bully with a gimpy foot and a poky stick! 
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Damn Dirty Ape
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Reply #2 on: February 21, 2007, 10:32:02 AM
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“He looked me straight in the eye and said ‘You old bitch, fuck yourself,'” Ms. Schaller said, recalling her testimony in court.

“I couldn't believe it. I was stunned. I never knew the guy. I never saw him in my life and I told him, ‘No, you fuck yourself.'”

Awesome!  Tan his hide, Grandma.
Lantyssa
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Reply #3 on: February 21, 2007, 11:45:52 AM
Quote from: Signe on February 21, 2007, 08:55:01 AM
Ms. Schaller is a fiesty elderly woman.  Mr. Smith isn't even old.  He's a middle aged bully with a gimpy foot and a poky stick! 
How did House get involved in this discussion?
Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
Llava
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Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 12:55:33 PM
Excellent new avatar.  Should try to clear it up and resize it a bit if you can, though.  Still, Looney Tunes references ftw.
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sinij
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Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 01:18:00 PM
Quote from: Llava on February 21, 2007, 12:55:33 PM
Excellent new avatar.  Should try to clear it up and resize it a bit if you can, though.  Still, Looney Tunes references ftw.

Now, where did I put my cane....
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