CmdrSlack
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Elves can't be Necromancers. Everybody knows that. I'm starting to think this school might not be reputable. What about dark elves? Sure, it's a bad EQ reference, but you could also make some nerdy D&D drow reference, I guess. But she's clearly not a dark elf. Look at her. White as the day is long. She can be as chaotic evil as she wants, Necromancy is out of the question until she loses those retarded looking elf ears. I demand they fire her from her "Professor of Dark Arts" position. Fair enough. And besides, I'd rather not think about what it would look like if she went into the sun and all of her clothes disintegrated. /shudder |
I traded in my fun blog for several legal blogs. Or, "blawgs," as the cutesy attorney blawgosphere likes to call 'em.
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Calantus
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She could be a Warhammer dark elf as they're white as any other elf.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Hang it up, Sky. I was excited to join you at "The University of Magick and BadMofodom", but we'd be wasting our time.
THEY TEACH JEDI!
We teach Sith. What is beast mastery?
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Megrim
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We need to like, do a complete roster of possible positions and those who'd fill them.
So far i've got;
Beast Mastery: Head Wrangler Sky
Sith Antics: Darth Gulp
Headmaster of Pwnage: ?
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One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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Wolf
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I could totally fill the "Dealings with the ex-soviet Mafia". Not exactly a pwn position, but should be useful to any would be villain/evil wizard in today's world :-D
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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I'd be a good henchman.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Beast Mastery: Head Wrangler Sky I'm not Beast Master, that's Daeven. |
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Big Gulp
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Beast Mastery: Head Wrangler Sky I'm not Beast Master, that's Daeven. And me for Sith antics? I think not. It's Santeria or nothing. |
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Lantyssa
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Can I be a Professor Emeritus of Pagan Atheists? What, you think I want to actually WORK? Besides, it makes the school look longer-lived and more prestigious to have former faculty filling out their roster.
Or maybe Women's Studies. Studying the student body (and faculty and staff...) would be lots of fun.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Can I be Dean of Slackers?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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CmdrSlack
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Can I be Dean of Slackers?
Dude, so totally my gig. Unless lawyers are more along the lines of dark arts teachers. |
I traded in my fun blog for several legal blogs. Or, "blawgs," as the cutesy attorney blawgosphere likes to call 'em.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Provost of Procrastination?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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CmdrSlack
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Awesome! Alliteration ftw. :-D
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I traded in my fun blog for several legal blogs. Or, "blawgs," as the cutesy attorney blawgosphere likes to call 'em.
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Jimbo
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still drives a stick shift
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I'll be the school nurse :-D
I'm allready used to working with weirdos, drunks, sex maniacs, and exhibitionists, and that is just my coworkers.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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r u hawt female? If not, you need not apply for that position.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'll be the Sith Lord of Awesomeness. Darth Sky! Or do you have to change your nick like lil orphan Anniken did?
Darth Awesome.
I'll be speaking in our Sithtine Chapel.
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Calantus
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Can I be that weird faculty member that just does not fit in anywhere but the students think is kinda cool? I'll call myself Bill and wear suits like every day.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I'll be the Saint of Angst.
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Paelos
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I'll be Theurgist Paelos, Master of Protective Magic...and brewing beer.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'll be Theurgist Paelos, Master of Protective Magic...and brewing beer.
Minister of Spirits. |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Hm. Scholar of Snarkiness? She could be a Warhammer dark elf as they're white as any other elf.
Dude, we're talking about serious shit here. Warhammer is make believe. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Jayce
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Where's that hierarchy of nerdiness pic when you need it? I think these people need to be affixed at the bottom level somewhere.
On that note, I wouldn't mind being the janitor. I even have a curiously human-acting cat I can bring along.
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Witty banter not included.
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pxib
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if at last you do succeed, never try again
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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BEST CHEESY FANTASY MOVIE EVAR!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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That movie was wicked hawk.
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Furiously
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 I could use this in the "I've been shot at again thread too...... |
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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r u hawt female?
named Jimbo?! |
"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Blah on you for selective quoting.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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