Hay guys lets become wizards

[CmdrSlack]

ETA, but I guess that's better than the chick with elf ears

Elves can't be Necromancers.  Everybody knows that.  I'm starting to think this school might not be reputable.

What about dark elves?  Sure, it's a bad EQ reference, but you could also make some nerdy D&D drow reference, I guess.

But she's clearly not a dark elf. Look at her.  White as the day is long.  She can be as chaotic evil as she wants, Necromancy is out of the question until she loses those retarded looking elf ears.  I demand they fire her from her "Professor of Dark Arts" position.

Fair enough.  And besides, I'd rather not think about what it would look like if she went into the sun and all of her clothes disintegrated.  /shudder

[Calantus]

She could be a Warhammer dark elf as they're white as any other elf.

[Sky]

Hang it up, Sky.  I was excited to join you at "The University of Magick and BadMofodom", but we'd be wasting our time.

THEY TEACH JEDI!

We teach Sith.

What is beast mastery? 

I can summon a library cat by shaking my bag of reagents. I once had a dog that would fetch sticks. But I do bow to Daeven's Advanced knowledge.

[Megrim]

We need to like, do a complete roster of possible positions and those who'd fill them.

So far i've got;


Beast Mastery: Head Wrangler Sky

Sith Antics: Darth Gulp

Headmaster of Pwnage: ?

[Wolf]

I could totally fill the "Dealings with the ex-soviet Mafia". Not exactly a pwn position, but should be useful to any would be villain/evil wizard in today's world  :-D

[bhodi]

I'd be a good henchman.

[Sky]

Beast Mastery: Head Wrangler Sky

I'm not Beast Master, that's Daeven.

[Big Gulp]

Beast Mastery: Head Wrangler Sky

I'm not Beast Master, that's Daeven.

And me for Sith antics?  I think not.

It's Santeria or nothing.

[Lantyssa]

Can I be a Professor Emeritus of Pagan Atheists?  What, you think I want to actually WORK?  Besides, it makes the school look longer-lived and more prestigious to have former faculty filling out their roster.

Or maybe Women's Studies.  Studying the student body (and faculty and staff...) would be lots of fun.

[Strazos]

Can I be Dean of Slackers?

[CmdrSlack]

Can I be Dean of Slackers?

Dude, so totally my gig.  Unless lawyers are more along the lines of dark arts teachers.

[Strazos]

Provost of Procrastination?

[CmdrSlack]

Awesome!  Alliteration ftw.   :-D

[Jimbo]

I'll be the school nurse  :-D

I'm allready used to working with weirdos, drunks, sex maniacs, and exhibitionists, and that is just my coworkers.

[Strazos]

r u hawt female? If not, you need not apply for that position.

[Sky]

I'll be the Sith Lord of Awesomeness. Darth Sky! Or do you have to change your nick like lil orphan Anniken did?

Darth Awesome.

I'll be speaking in our Sithtine Chapel.

[Calantus]

Can I be that weird faculty member that just does not fit in anywhere but the students think is kinda cool? I'll call myself Bill and wear suits like every day.

[HaemishM]

I'll be the Saint of Angst.

[Paelos]

I'll be Theurgist Paelos, Master of Protective Magic...and brewing beer.

[Sky]

I'll be Theurgist Paelos, Master of Protective Magic...and brewing beer.

Minister of Spirits.

[Llava]

Hm. Scholar of Snarkiness?

She could be a Warhammer dark elf as they're white as any other elf.

Dude, we're talking about serious shit here.  Warhammer is make believe.

[Jayce]

Where's that hierarchy of nerdiness pic when you need it?  I think these people need to be affixed at the bottom level somewhere.


On that note, I wouldn't mind being the janitor.  I even have a curiously human-acting cat I can bring along.

[pxib]

What is beast mastery?

It's how you become The Beastmaster.

[Llava]

What's the type of magic that gives me a crazy shuriken thing that I seem to mentally control?

[Sky]

Dibs on the eyepatch helm!

[HaemishM]

BEST CHEESY FANTASY MOVIE EVAR!

[Sky]

That movie was wicked hawk.

[Furiously]

I could use this in the "I've been shot at again thread too......

[Bunk]

r u hawt female?

named Jimbo?!

[Strazos]

Blah on you for selective quoting.