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UkrainianLady
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on: August 10, 2004, 06:28:34 PM

Hi everyone from Ukraine.
 
I love communicating with interesting people.
 
I have never used any forums before, even now I'm not really interested in them.
 
But recently I decided to try one wedding agency, which can be found on www.mylady.info With them, I want to find my true love, who will become my only one, and who may be looking for me the same way i do.
 
Not very long ago, my friend found a boyfriend this way, they live together and they are very happy.
 
I placed my details on the site, in the VIP catalog, and all the letters are being sent to me, straight from the web site to me, free of charge!
 
I hope I will be lucky too, and I shall find my loved one soon.
 
Dasha.
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Reply #1 on: August 10, 2004, 06:31:55 PM

Interesting this would end up here, she does know what kind of guys exist on this site, right?

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Reply #2 on: August 10, 2004, 06:35:49 PM

No green card for you.

Die in a mutual seperation fire.

edit: on second thought. I'm leaving this unlocked.
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.


Reply #3 on: August 10, 2004, 08:12:33 PM

Are you willing to program?
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Reply #4 on: August 10, 2004, 08:21:44 PM

The same spammer visited Grimwell.com.   The IP addy looked legitimate - it was coming from Russian visitors.

Lock it or not, they'll be back to spam you again.

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Reply #5 on: August 10, 2004, 08:40:48 PM

In Soviet Russia, spam visits you!!!11!!

HAR HAR HAR
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Reply #6 on: August 10, 2004, 08:45:20 PM

Pics pazjalsta?

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Reply #7 on: August 10, 2004, 10:58:37 PM

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Pics pazjalsta?


I had to look. Here's the only "Dasha" I could find. The same writing and diction too:

http://www.mylady.info/free_person.php?lang=en&id=3468
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Reply #8 on: August 10, 2004, 11:06:19 PM

Dasha, I think you are my upstairs neighbour. Your dog pooped on the steps again. I wish you would clean up after him. Young Ukranian men rarely like to wade through dogshit, so it would probably be best for your romantic search also.

Kind regards,

Righ Leonov.

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Reply #9 on: August 11, 2004, 05:57:10 AM

You'd think that the spammers would at least run the post through a pirated version of Word's grammer checker.  Stupid, stupid, post bot.
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Reply #10 on: August 11, 2004, 07:04:33 AM

One of my girlfriend's friends is named Dasha, but she's not Ukrainian.

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Reply #11 on: August 11, 2004, 07:30:32 AM

Quote from: stray
I had to look. Here's the only "Dasha" I could find.


Why go for a Dasha when you can have your pick of about 50 Olgas, Elenas and Svetlanas?
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Reply #12 on: August 11, 2004, 07:45:55 AM

There is a porn star named Dasha. She is teh HAWTNESS, at least as far as pornstars go. IIRC, she's not Ukrainian either.

Bring the noise.
Cheers..............
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Reply #13 on: August 11, 2004, 07:46:29 AM

If a Russian Bride was good enough for John Romero then a Russian Bride is good enough for the rest of you geeks.  You all know your his bitches anyway.

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Reply #14 on: August 11, 2004, 08:48:04 AM

Computer gaming geek seeks hot Ukrainian for fun and marriage.

Maybe posting on these boards isn't such a bad idea...

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Reply #15 on: August 11, 2004, 09:01:48 AM

Quote from: daveNYC
You'd think that the spammers would at least run the post through a pirated version of Word's grammer checker.  Stupid, stupid, post bot.


I thought if you were desperate enough to buy a Russian mail-order bride, the shitty grammar was a turn-on.

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Reply #16 on: August 11, 2004, 09:18:39 AM

A little ballad for lovely Dasha-

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My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

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Reply #17 on: August 11, 2004, 09:25:08 AM

Quote from: WayAbvPar
A little ballad for lovely Dasha-

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My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker


Make sure to credit the band...weren't they called "Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans" or something like that?

Bring the noise.
Cheers..............
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Reply #18 on: August 11, 2004, 09:25:34 AM

That's beautiful, man.

-Rasix
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Reply #19 on: August 11, 2004, 09:48:46 AM

I wanted to grief title WayAbv with 'Would you like some making fuck, Berserker.

But the damned max limit comes in 2 letters short. You'll just have to live with BERSERKER.
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Reply #20 on: August 11, 2004, 10:38:14 AM

Some days, I just love the internet.
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Reply #21 on: August 11, 2004, 10:39:59 AM

Quote from: schild
I wanted to grief title WayAbv with 'Would you like some making fuck, Berserker.

But the damned max limit comes in 2 letters short. You'll just have to live with BERSERKER.


"Did he say 'making fuck'?" would fit.

-Rasix
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Reply #22 on: August 11, 2004, 10:56:50 AM

37?


In a row?

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

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Reply #23 on: August 11, 2004, 11:03:11 AM

Way, Best Clerks quote EVAR!!1!

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Reply #24 on: August 11, 2004, 11:05:55 AM

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, Dasha.  But they don't all bring you lasagna at work.  Most of 'em just cheat on you.

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Reply #25 on: August 11, 2004, 12:28:01 PM

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Reply #26 on: August 11, 2004, 12:37:27 PM


EVE (inactive): Deakin Frost -- APB (fukken dead): Kayleigh (on Patriot).
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Reply #27 on: August 11, 2004, 12:57:19 PM

Insert Keanu Reaves saying "WHOA."

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Reply #28 on: August 11, 2004, 09:22:28 PM

Quote from: WayAbvPar
A little ballad for lovely Dasha-

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My love for you is like an online gamer
Would you like to play Doom3 with 3 teen lamers
My love for you is like EA killing a game brand name , er

The online gamer is so obscene
the emotes and spam from countless teens
He macro his character and for content screams
He  names his characters after slang for Peen

Would you like my apartment of catass?
47 cans of Pringles and Catwomen posters on the glass
If you see me frolicking with a maiden in the highland
Just remember I am cybering with a 57 year old plumber from Rhode Island


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Reply #29 on: August 12, 2004, 03:21:45 AM

When my parents were travelling on the Siberian Railway a few years ago, from China to London, they said the most beutiftul girls were in Uzbekistan.

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Reply #30 on: August 12, 2004, 03:59:39 AM

That's a subjective thing. Same's said about russian women. Yet on times of boredom ages ago I happened to browse all russianbrides.com, and at the end they all just looked "russian", which bears some huge weirdness factor IMO. They look like humans crossbred with aliens (the eyes of'em annoy the shit outta me).

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Reply #31 on: August 12, 2004, 04:14:33 AM

Quote from: Comstar
When my parents were travelling on the Siberian Railway a few years ago, from China to London, they said the most beutiftul girls were in Uzbekistan.


I know an Uzbek girl (partly Lithuanian though, I think), and she is beautiful. Kind of a cross between Chinese and (East) Indian...But yeah, subjective. If I had to pick though, I think girls from Turkey/Greece/Serbia are the most beautiful.
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Reply #32 on: August 12, 2004, 07:01:54 AM

Most of the women on "russian bride" sites (including, I suspect, our purported http://www.mylady.info/img//persons//pic_3468_2.jpg">visitor) are models who aren't looking for love in all the Western places. The sites are scams dedicated to seperating money from the lovelorn.

This site is good for a few laughs: http://www.doctor-roy.com/Russia/evidence.asp
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Reply #33 on: August 12, 2004, 10:10:16 AM

From Lum's link-



If there were actually Russian girls who looked like that (instead of looking more like Boris Yeltsin), then Russian brides would be kicking the crap out of Amazon and Ebay and the like.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #34 on: August 12, 2004, 10:30:24 AM


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