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Cheddar's avatard plus Merusk's would make a pretty decent festive pr0n flick. *queue funky bass line*
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NiX
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Jayce
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This is the first xmas that I decided to spiffy up by avatard. Hope you all enjoy my m4d paint skillz. I know Augra did.
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Cheddar
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This thread is beautiful. Now we need to get our overlords benevolent leaders to decorate the site somewhat. Maybe come up with a F13 Christmas tree! Would be rad.
edit. Minor change.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I'd put on a hat on the monkey, but I'm not sure how to decorate an animated gif.
Let the innuendos commence.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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MrHat
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Zoop.
This is not the greatest and best holiday on Earth.
This is just a tribute.
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Signe
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geldonyetich
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The Anne Coulter of MMO punditry
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Signe
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I used to play that.
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Cyrrex
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This year, I have had more than a little bit of trouble answering that age old question "so, what do you want for Christmas?". This is partly due to the fact I'll be moving to the US in a few months, so most of your large-scale electronics items are out of the question. But even more so, it is simply because there really isn't anything that I need or desire right now. I guess I've just been a little more lucky than average.
So, I am getting a goat. No, not a coat, nor even a boat. An actual real, live goat that says "baaaaaahh" (or is it maaaaahh?). The catch is that I don't actually receive the aforementioned goat personally. My goat, whom I've decided to name Cheddar in honor of this thread, will be delivered to some lady in Malawi. I don't know this lady, but I presume that she hasn't been as lucky as me and could use a goat. Maybe she has kids who can pet the goat, or maybe they'll get a little bit of milk from it. Maybe she'll meet a nice man who also has a goat, and they can make more goats. Thrown in with the goat are three days of, well, goat-handling lessons, as well as some much needed medical examinations and vaccinations for this lady I'll never meet. I hope she treats Cheddar kindly, and gets much needed help in return. I'll try to be understanding if times just get too rough, and she is forced to do the unthinkable. Maybe I need to ask Santa for two goats.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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That's pretty awesome.
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Ironwood
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Signe
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Saw that Jack Black film where he plays a wrestler last night on TV. It was terrible!
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Ironwood
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King Kong ?
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I hope she treats Cheddar kindly, and gets much needed help in return. I'll try to be understanding if times just get too rough, and she is forced to do the unthinkable. Maybe I need to ask Santa for two goats. I adopted a turtle at the zoo once. It never wrote. I hope you hear from Cheddar. |
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stray
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Signe
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I thought it was just called Nachos but whatever. Even my love for Jack Black couldn't make that film better. The only bits that made me smile were when he sang a little song and did the Jack Black strut around the ring. Unfortunately, they were very brief bits.
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MisterNoisy
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I thought it was just called Nachos but whatever. Even my love for Jack Black couldn't make that film better. The only bits that made me smile were when he sang a little song and did the Jack Black strut around the ring. Unfortunately, they were very brief bits.
As soon as the trailer said 'From the creators of Napoleon Dynamite' I knew damned well that I would be best served by never seeing this film. |
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Signe
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I guess I was bored. I'm not sure if I saw Napoleon Dynamite or just the trailer. These days, it seems, the trailers are more than enough. Unless it's a really wonderful film, I don't feel as if I've gained anything by watching the entire thing. The good bits are usually in the trailer, anyway.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The good bits are usually in the trailer, anyway.
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Signe
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I can usually figure out what dumbass thing I've said that make you lot have to "resist" a reply but I'm stumped on this one.  |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Good bits = sexual organs. Trailer = redneck house.
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Yegolev
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King Kong ?
I hurt myself there. Congratulations. |
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Cheddar
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Good bits = sexual organs. Trailer = redneck house.
Heh, I thought you were referring to anal sex. To each their own! |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Ironwood
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I can get a rope to fetch you out from there if you'd like... |
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stray
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Sure thing.
Tell me the punchline while you reel me in. I have no idea why Yegolev laughed so much.
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Ironwood
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I was tickling him while he was reading it.
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Sky
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Good bits = sexual organs. Trailer = redneck house.
Heh, I thought you were referring to anal sex. To each their own! I successfully rolled my save on that one. My mind is a deep river of pun. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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OMG everyone EVERYONE!!! Please do yourselves a favor and pick up/look through this month's Gourmet magazine and make the chocolate caramels with sea salt. THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING. And pretty easy.
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OMG everyone EVERYONE!!! Please do yourselves a favor and pick up/look through this month's Gourmet magazine and make the chocolate caramels with sea salt. THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING. And pretty easy.
So, if I PM you my address, can you have some to me by Christmas? |
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Cheddar
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OMG everyone EVERYONE!!! Please do yourselves a favor and pick up/look through this month's Gourmet magazine and make the chocolate caramels with sea salt. THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING. And pretty easy.
So, if I PM you my address, can you have some to me by Christmas? Second. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Yegolev
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Put the recipe on the food.f13.net thing.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Put the recipe on the food.f13.net thing.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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