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Reply #70 on: December 07, 2006, 07:26:14 PM

meow!

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Reply #71 on: December 07, 2006, 08:26:57 PM

Cheddar's avatard plus Merusk's would make a pretty decent festive pr0n flick.  *queue funky bass line*
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Reply #72 on: December 07, 2006, 11:46:55 PM

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Reply #73 on: December 08, 2006, 11:13:02 AM

This is the first xmas that I decided to spiffy up by avatard.  Hope you all enjoy my m4d paint skillz.  I know Augra did.

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Reply #74 on: December 08, 2006, 11:29:05 AM

This thread is beautiful.  Now we need to get our overlords benevolent leaders to decorate the site somewhat.  Maybe come up with a F13 Christmas tree!  Would be rad.




edit.  Minor change.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #75 on: December 08, 2006, 12:18:15 PM

I'd put on a hat on the monkey, but I'm not sure how to decorate an animated gif.


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Reply #76 on: December 08, 2006, 06:09:53 PM

Zoop.

This is not the greatest and best holiday on Earth.

This is just a tribute.
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Reply #77 on: December 08, 2006, 06:38:14 PM

Heart 

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Reply #78 on: December 08, 2006, 06:48:18 PM


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Reply #79 on: December 08, 2006, 06:53:17 PM

I used to play that.

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Reply #80 on: December 12, 2006, 01:29:28 AM

This year, I have had more than a little bit of trouble answering that age old question "so, what do you want for Christmas?".  This is partly due to the fact I'll be moving to the US in a few months, so most of your large-scale electronics items are out of the question.  But even more so, it is simply because there really isn't anything that I need or desire right now.  I guess I've just been a little more lucky than average.

So, I am getting a goat.   No, not a coat, nor even a boat.  An actual real, live goat that says "baaaaaahh" (or is it maaaaahh?).   The catch is that I don't actually receive the aforementioned goat personally.  My goat, whom I've decided to name Cheddar in honor of this thread, will be delivered to some lady in Malawi.  I don't know this lady, but I presume that she hasn't been as lucky as me and could use a goat.  Maybe she has kids who can pet the goat, or maybe they'll get a little bit of milk from it.  Maybe she'll meet a nice man who also has a goat, and they can make more goats. Thrown in with the goat are three days of, well, goat-handling lessons, as well as some much needed medical examinations and vaccinations for this lady I'll never meet.  I hope she treats Cheddar kindly, and gets much needed help in return.  I'll try to be understanding if times just get too rough, and she is forced to do the unthinkable.  Maybe I need to ask Santa for two goats.



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Reply #81 on: December 12, 2006, 04:37:35 AM

That's pretty awesome.
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Reply #82 on: December 12, 2006, 04:45:52 AM

Heart 


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Reply #83 on: December 12, 2006, 06:09:53 AM

Saw that Jack Black film where he plays a wrestler last night on TV. It was terrible!

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Reply #84 on: December 12, 2006, 08:04:28 AM

King Kong ?

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Reply #85 on: December 12, 2006, 09:03:23 AM

I hope she treats Cheddar kindly, and gets much needed help in return.  I'll try to be understanding if times just get too rough, and she is forced to do the unthinkable.  Maybe I need to ask Santa for two goats.

I adopted a turtle at the zoo once. It never wrote. I hope you hear from Cheddar.

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Reply #86 on: December 12, 2006, 09:06:56 AM

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Reply #87 on: December 12, 2006, 10:13:32 AM

I thought it was just called Nachos but whatever.  Even my love for Jack Black couldn't make that film better.  The only bits that made me smile were when he sang a little song and did the Jack Black strut around the ring.  Unfortunately, they were very brief bits.

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Reply #88 on: December 12, 2006, 10:48:42 AM

I thought it was just called Nachos but whatever.  Even my love for Jack Black couldn't make that film better.  The only bits that made me smile were when he sang a little song and did the Jack Black strut around the ring.  Unfortunately, they were very brief bits.

As soon as the trailer said 'From the creators of Napoleon Dynamite' I knew damned well that I would be best served by never seeing this film.

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Reply #89 on: December 12, 2006, 12:09:10 PM

I guess I was bored.  I'm not sure if I saw Napoleon Dynamite or just the trailer.  These days, it seems, the trailers are more than enough.  Unless it's a really wonderful film, I don't feel as if I've gained anything by watching the entire thing.  The good bits are usually in the trailer, anyway.

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Reply #90 on: December 12, 2006, 12:27:35 PM

The good bits are usually in the trailer, anyway.
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Reply #91 on: December 12, 2006, 12:40:55 PM

I can usually figure out what dumbass thing I've said that make you lot have to "resist" a reply but I'm stumped on this one.   undecided

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Reply #92 on: December 12, 2006, 12:43:39 PM

Good bits = sexual organs. Trailer = redneck house.
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Reply #93 on: December 12, 2006, 01:33:12 PM

King Kong ?

I hurt myself there.  Congratulations.

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Reply #94 on: December 12, 2006, 10:20:57 PM

Good bits = sexual organs. Trailer = redneck house.

Heh, I thought you were referring to anal sex.  To each their own!

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #95 on: December 13, 2006, 03:05:22 AM


I can get a rope to fetch you out from there if you'd like...

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Reply #96 on: December 13, 2006, 03:12:40 AM

Sure thing.

Tell me the punchline while you reel me in. I have no idea why Yegolev laughed so much.
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Reply #97 on: December 13, 2006, 03:30:58 AM

I was tickling him while he was reading it.


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Reply #98 on: December 13, 2006, 06:11:21 AM

Good bits = sexual organs. Trailer = redneck house.

Heh, I thought you were referring to anal sex.  To each their own!
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Reply #99 on: December 16, 2006, 07:59:47 PM

OMG everyone EVERYONE!!! Please do yourselves a favor and pick up/look through this month's Gourmet magazine and make the chocolate caramels with sea salt. THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING. And pretty easy.

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Reply #100 on: December 18, 2006, 07:40:02 AM

SNL's "good skit" quota (1) was filled this year by a christmas-inspired idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
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Reply #101 on: December 18, 2006, 11:18:05 AM

OMG everyone EVERYONE!!! Please do yourselves a favor and pick up/look through this month's Gourmet magazine and make the chocolate caramels with sea salt. THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING. And pretty easy.

So, if I PM you my address, can you have some to me by Christmas?

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Reply #102 on: December 18, 2006, 11:22:02 AM

OMG everyone EVERYONE!!! Please do yourselves a favor and pick up/look through this month's Gourmet magazine and make the chocolate caramels with sea salt. THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING. And pretty easy.

So, if I PM you my address, can you have some to me by Christmas?

Second.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #103 on: December 18, 2006, 11:59:11 AM

Put the recipe on the food.f13.net thing.

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Reply #104 on: December 18, 2006, 01:59:26 PM

Put the recipe on the food.f13.net thing.

How will that get delicious treats delivered to my doorstep, jackass??  tongue

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