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						| Morfiend 
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						| murdoc 
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						| MisterNoisy 
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 Irritating Karaoke Deathmatch.
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								~Living the Dream~   | 
 Hindu Bobsled Fortress
 Erotic Submarine Armageddon
 
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 Wrath of the Lacrosse Squadron
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 Big Bird's Car Punishment Incomprehensible Raccoon Heroes  Boring Quiz Nightmare (I think I've played that) (edit) ahh...  |  
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 The Last Transvestite 3000
 Celtic Nudist Rampage
 
 Sensual Prison in Busytown
 
 Mary Kate and Ashley's Gun Wasteland
 
 Canadian Squirrel Syndicate
 
 Retarded Kung-fu Phonics
 
 Hillbilly Motocross Disaster - SQUEEEL
 
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 Orbital Robot Groove.  
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 "No One Can Stop the Aerobics on Wheels" - Special Track & Field?"American Flatulence vs. Capcom" - Fair enough.
 "Ghetto Porn from Outer Space" - Jesus.
 "Tom Clancy's Florist Domination" - I'd play this.
 "A Boy and His Surgery Panic" - I'd definately play this.
 "Kung-Fu Cardboard Summoner" - Sounds like Culdcept.
 "Blasphemous Cooking Boy" - Sequel to Cooking Mama? Excellent.
 "Satan's Teenage Creator" - We call them "parents."
 
 
 
 
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 Masters of Manlove Limited Edition - Too easy.Guitar Sailor Roundup
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 The Sims: Amish Playhouse 
 Luigi's Tank Jihad
 
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 The Secret Weapon of the Deer Hunter Bastards
 Hardcore Frog in My Pocket
 
 Mexican Jetski Online
 
 Black Viking Dudes
 
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 Johnny Turbo's Worm in Busytown 
 The Incredible Puppy Punishment
 
 Dance Dance Hobo Phonics
 
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 The Incredible Puppy Punishment
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 Some of these games have potential
 Cyber Yak Roundup  -  where's bruce when you need him
 Day of the Fencing Psychiatrist - see who's wit is sharper
 Invisible Makeover Girl  - sounds difficult
 Mystical Trailer Park Explorer
 Serek Dmart's Sailor Pinball - and it would still be late, and gay
 Tom Clancy's Hillbilly kids - sligshots and peashooter mean WAR
 Star Trek Pachinko Smackdown
 Jewish Buddhist collection - que?
 Magnetic Amish from Hell
 Incomprehensible Afro - The next Generation - Now THIS i want to play
 
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 Maximum Porn Uncensored        (It's called 'My Hard Drive')Disney's Manlove Spectacular      (Mature version of Kingdom Hearts)
 Elite Yak Wars
 Inbred Robot Conundrum           (my in-laws if they were cyborgs)
 Vampire Cowboy Roundup          (This actually sounds like something that might get translated from a jap game)
 Lord of the Makeout Fiesta         (I think I've been to this website)
 Naughty Axe Assault                 (Sequal to Golden Shower Axe)
 Big Bird's Shark Balls
 Elderly Vampire Gaiden               (Again, fairly plausible. I wonder if japanese devs use this...)
 Mystery Janitor Dungeon            (Pretty much sums up a RL buddy of mine.)
 Revenge of Sushi Uncensored      (I think I've seen this movie - live action La Blue Girl)
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 Psycho Hitman Hunt - sounds to me like a quality game right out of the box!
 
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 Unremarkable Janitor Exhibition - might be suited for a niche market?
 
 
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						| Signe 
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 'Ultimage Gozilla Heroes of Might and Magic""Raging Booty Wranglers"
 "Chillin' Disco Yoga"
 "Satan's Typing Psychiatrist"
 
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 "Perverted Spork Freak"
 
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						| WindupAtheist 
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 Is that a Hardcore Frog in Your Pocket WUA, or are you just happy to see me.   "Nope - it's a frog"Either way, I think Mexican Jetski Online is going to be a big hit.  I mean after all, WoW has brought so many to the genre.  Those millions are bound to get tired of their cartoony graphics and high-quality game any moment now, and when they do, they'll look for something new.  Something like an MMO about Mexican jetskis. (That does appear to be the "conventional wisdom" for every fucking stupid MMO someone has a hard-on for...) |  
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 Unbelievable Rodeo Dungeon
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 Erotic Shock Challenge             (Like guitar hero, comes with it's own controller.. with alligator clips)Jedi Train Stadium                  (incomprehensible, but it's got the magic word in it -- it'd sell)
 Chinese Assault Restaraunt           (finally, a pvp-based crafting game!)
 The Six Million Dollar Hobo Training (but he's still a hobo.)
 Third-World Fishing Special Edition  (maybe they mean phishing?)
 Iron Monkey Basketball   (sequel to shaolin soccer)
 Madden Quiz Deluxe   (this is my ultimate nightmare)
 Religious Thunder Fever         (faith title)
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