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Morfiend
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on: November 09, 2006, 11:06:33 AM

A funny video game name generator. Stolen link for the "other" site.

http://www.norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

My favorite so far.

Asian Pony vs. Capcom
murdoc
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Reply #1 on: November 09, 2006, 12:46:07 PM

Britney Spears' Tetris Connection  shocked

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
MisterNoisy
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Reply #2 on: November 09, 2006, 01:43:45 PM

Cthulhu's Sunshine Squadron

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PSN:  MisterNoisy
Steam UID:  MisterNoisy
Roac
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Reply #3 on: November 09, 2006, 01:58:22 PM

This is just made for Japan:

Irritating Karaoke Deathmatch.

-Roac
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Reply #4 on: November 09, 2006, 01:59:55 PM

Hindu Bobsled Fortress

Erotic Submarine Armageddon

Someone needs to make both of these.

edit: GEMS!

World of Shaving Dudes
Wrath of the Lacrosse Squadron
German Dungeon Slaughter
« Last Edit: November 09, 2006, 02:03:50 PM by Fabricated »

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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks


Reply #5 on: November 09, 2006, 02:11:21 PM

Chocolate Trailer Park Shootout

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #6 on: November 09, 2006, 02:23:12 PM

Big Bird's Car Punishment

Incomprehensible Raccoon Heroes

Boring Quiz Nightmare (I think I've played that)

(edit) ahh...

« Last Edit: November 09, 2006, 02:34:33 PM by Tale »
Zetleft
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Reply #7 on: November 09, 2006, 03:17:21 PM

The Last Transvestite 3000

Celtic Nudist Rampage

Sensual Prison in Busytown

Mary Kate and Ashley's Gun Wasteland

Canadian Squirrel Syndicate

Retarded Kung-fu Phonics

Hillbilly Motocross Disaster - SQUEEEL

Damn that addictive next button.
Engels
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Reply #8 on: November 09, 2006, 04:08:50 PM

Hazardous Golf of the Blood God (Dick Cheney Edition)

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Reply #9 on: November 09, 2006, 04:14:10 PM

Orbital Robot Groove. 

That is SO me.

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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.


Reply #10 on: November 09, 2006, 04:17:00 PM

Samba de Porn Explorer
Samwise
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Reply #11 on: November 09, 2006, 06:55:42 PM

Irritating Karaoke Deathmatch.

I stopped reading the thread right here because I knew it couldn't possibly get any better.
schild
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Reply #12 on: November 09, 2006, 08:05:26 PM

"No One Can Stop the Aerobics on Wheels" - Special Track & Field?
"American Flatulence vs. Capcom" - Fair enough.
"Ghetto Porn from Outer Space" - Jesus.
"Tom Clancy's Florist Domination" - I'd play this.
"A Boy and His Surgery Panic" - I'd definately play this.
"Kung-Fu Cardboard Summoner" - Sounds like Culdcept.
"Blasphemous Cooking Boy" - Sequel to Cooking Mama? Excellent.
"Satan's Teenage Creator" - We call them "parents."



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Locomotive Pandamonium


Reply #13 on: November 09, 2006, 08:29:32 PM

Masters of Manlove Limited Edition - Too easy.
Guitar Sailor Roundup
In Your Face Baking 2K - Schilds Robot Jesus
Tale
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Reply #14 on: November 09, 2006, 11:11:13 PM

The Sims: Amish Playhouse

Luigi's Tank Jihad

Dance Dance Mind Control Scam
WindupAtheist
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Reply #15 on: November 10, 2006, 01:23:35 AM

The Secret Weapon of the Deer Hunter Bastards

Hardcore Frog in My Pocket

Mexican Jetski Online

Black Viking Dudes

Lethal Midget Frenzy

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Reply #16 on: November 10, 2006, 01:55:09 AM

Is that a Hardcore Frog in Your Pocket WUA, or are you just happy to see me. evil

"Nope - it's a frog"

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Reply #17 on: November 10, 2006, 02:22:28 AM

Johnny Turbo's Worm in Busytown

The Incredible Puppy Punishment

Dance Dance Hobo Phonics

Jedi Wedding Extreme --- SWG anyone?
« Last Edit: November 10, 2006, 02:36:23 AM by Stray »
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Reply #18 on: November 10, 2006, 05:51:55 AM

The Incredible Puppy Punishment


Has this been released yet ?  Can I pre-order ?

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Reply #19 on: November 10, 2006, 08:59:18 AM

"Michael Jackson's Kangaroo of Death"

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
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Reply #20 on: November 10, 2006, 03:16:17 PM

Some of these games have potential

Cyber Yak Roundup  -  where's bruce when you need him
Day of the Fencing Psychiatrist - see who's wit is sharper
Invisible Makeover Girl  - sounds difficult
Mystical Trailer Park Explorer
Serek Dmart's Sailor Pinball - and it would still be late, and gay
Tom Clancy's Hillbilly kids - sligshots and peashooter mean WAR
Star Trek Pachinko Smackdown
Jewish Buddhist collection - que?
Magnetic Amish from Hell
Incomprehensible Afro - The next Generation - Now THIS i want to play

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raydeen
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Reply #21 on: November 10, 2006, 04:01:13 PM

Maximum Porn Uncensored        (It's called 'My Hard Drive')
Disney's Manlove Spectacular      (Mature version of Kingdom Hearts)
Elite Yak Wars
Inbred Robot Conundrum           (my in-laws if they were cyborgs)
Vampire Cowboy Roundup          (This actually sounds like something that might get translated from a jap game)
Lord of the Makeout Fiesta         (I think I've been to this website)
Naughty Axe Assault                 (Sequal to Golden Shower Axe)
Big Bird's Shark Balls
Elderly Vampire Gaiden               (Again, fairly plausible. I wonder if japanese devs use this...)
Mystery Janitor Dungeon            (Pretty much sums up a RL buddy of mine.)
Revenge of Sushi Uncensored      (I think I've seen this movie - live action La Blue Girl)
Profane Army Romp

I was drinking when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray.
Etro
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Reply #22 on: November 10, 2006, 04:08:26 PM

now,

Psycho Hitman Hunt - sounds to me like a quality game right out of the box!

where as,

Unremarkable Janitor Exhibition - might be suited for a niche market?


ps. my first post!
Signe
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Reply #23 on: November 10, 2006, 05:05:23 PM

And it was a damn fine first post as well!

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Merusk
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Reply #24 on: November 10, 2006, 08:02:01 PM

'Ultimage Gozilla Heroes of Might and Magic"
"Raging Booty Wranglers"
"Chillin' Disco Yoga"
"Satan's Typing Psychiatrist"

One more:

"Perverted Spork Freak"

Ok I lied.. the sequel.

"John Romero's Spork Uncensored"
« Last Edit: November 10, 2006, 08:09:11 PM by Merusk »

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ahoythematey
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Reply #25 on: November 10, 2006, 09:07:24 PM

I like how Amphibious Dentist Armada has the acronym ADA.
WindupAtheist
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Reply #26 on: November 10, 2006, 10:49:03 PM

Is that a Hardcore Frog in Your Pocket WUA, or are you just happy to see me. evil

"Nope - it's a frog"

Either way, I think Mexican Jetski Online is going to be a big hit.  I mean after all, WoW has brought so many to the genre.  Those millions are bound to get tired of their cartoony graphics and high-quality game any moment now, and when they do, they'll look for something new.  Something like an MMO about Mexican jetskis.

(That does appear to be the "conventional wisdom" for every fucking stupid MMO someone has a hard-on for...)

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Reply #27 on: November 11, 2006, 12:41:13 AM

There's just something about "Erotic Battleship Kombat" and "Final Manlove Voyage"...

"Ultra Aerobics Commander", however, I would play!

"Communist Nazi on the High Seas" also intrigues me...

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Reply #28 on: November 11, 2006, 11:08:44 AM

My guild generated:

Mavis Beacon Teaches Nazi Prophesy

No One Can Stop the Unicycle Dance Party

3D Porn Gold


hal
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Reply #29 on: November 11, 2006, 06:46:33 PM

Name that turd

I started with nothing, and I still have most of it

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are still on backorder.
geldonyetich
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Reply #30 on: November 12, 2006, 10:20:48 AM

This is good.

Unbelievable Rodeo Dungeon
Extreme Pachinko Runner
Cyber Bible Rave
Nudist Makeover Jihad

Nekon
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Reply #31 on: November 12, 2006, 12:14:18 PM

Revenge of the Flatulence Summoner
Nuclear Afro Warrior
8-Bit Jewish Fighter                  (Awesome.)
Michael Jackson's Railroad Fiasco  (wonder if it's better then arcade moonwalker!)




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No lie.


Reply #32 on: November 12, 2006, 09:09:56 PM

Erotic Shock Challenge             (Like guitar hero, comes with it's own controller.. with alligator clips)
Jedi Train Stadium                  (incomprehensible, but it's got the magic word in it -- it'd sell)
Chinese Assault Restaraunt           (finally, a pvp-based crafting game!)
The Six Million Dollar Hobo Training (but he's still a hobo.)
Third-World Fishing Special Edition  (maybe they mean phishing?)
Iron Monkey Basketball   (sequel to shaolin soccer)
Madden Quiz Deluxe   (this is my ultimate nightmare)
Religious Thunder Fever         (faith title)
Retarded Rainbow vs. The Space Mutants
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Reply #33 on: November 12, 2006, 09:19:35 PM

The Six Million Dollar Hobo Training
An education levy simulator.

WindupAtheist
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Reply #34 on: November 13, 2006, 06:06:11 AM

Rogue Horse Racing Pimps
Papal Hockey vs. Street Fighter
Kirby's Mafia Corps
Big Bird's Vigilante Armageddon
Retarded Wheelchair Siege

"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig."  --  Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome."  --  Me
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