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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time


Reply #70 on: October 31, 2006, 09:53:33 PM

You're not the boss of me!

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
Signe
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Muse.


Reply #71 on: November 01, 2006, 06:00:57 AM

Oh, I think you are mistaken.

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Krakrok
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Reply #72 on: November 01, 2006, 06:17:16 AM

` ` ` ` ` DING!
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Reply #73 on: November 01, 2006, 07:57:42 AM

Karaoke with infinite drinks is good.
Ironwood
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Reply #74 on: November 01, 2006, 08:21:27 AM

Oh, I think you are mistaken.

In time, you will find out that it is you who are mistaken.  About a great many things.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
Signe
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Reply #75 on: November 01, 2006, 09:56:54 AM

Oh, I think you are mistaken.

In time, you will find out that it is you who are mistaken.  About a great many things.


You broke the thread, Zod Face.   angry

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Furiously
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WWW
Reply #76 on: November 01, 2006, 10:25:08 AM

Jumping from the bed, "Football practice!"

Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #77 on: November 02, 2006, 07:33:13 AM

I've gotta bad feeling about this...
bhodi
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No lie.


Reply #78 on: November 02, 2006, 09:15:55 AM

What could possibly go wrong?
Merusk
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Badge Whore


Reply #79 on: November 02, 2006, 09:22:18 AM

They had Knives! Monkies with Knives!!

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Reply #80 on: November 02, 2006, 11:21:43 AM

Sky started talking about his TV.

dusematic
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Reply #81 on: November 02, 2006, 11:50:37 AM

Old home that he forsook; happiness.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2006, 11:52:13 AM by dusematic »
Jayce
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Diluted Fool


Reply #82 on: November 03, 2006, 05:58:09 AM

"The message translates:  'We are here'".



Witty banter not included.
Llava
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Reply #83 on: November 03, 2006, 06:09:36 AM

Dusematic. Known to love the cock.

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Reply #84 on: November 06, 2006, 05:02:40 PM

Stumped. Some call it "writer's block."
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Reply #85 on: November 07, 2006, 10:30:32 AM

She was ready, he was eager.

Sky
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Reply #86 on: November 07, 2006, 11:39:14 AM

Hold on loosely, don't let go.
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Reply #87 on: November 07, 2006, 12:24:15 PM

Sky cheats by omitting words.  Dumbass.

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Sky
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Reply #88 on: November 07, 2006, 12:41:36 PM

Guilty as charged (add sandbags here).
shiznitz
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the plural of mangina


Reply #89 on: November 07, 2006, 12:57:26 PM

L Ron was right. Fuck me.

I have never played WoW.
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Reply #90 on: November 07, 2006, 01:17:22 PM

L Ron was right. Fuck me.

That wins for scariest very short story ever.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

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Reply #91 on: November 07, 2006, 02:21:06 PM

L Ron was right. Fuck me.

That wins for scariest very short story ever.

Learn to write, you noobish hack.

Signe
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Reply #92 on: November 07, 2006, 02:49:39 PM

The vorpal blade went snicker snack.


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WayAbvPar
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Reply #93 on: November 07, 2006, 02:58:39 PM

L Ron was right. Fuck me.

That wins for scariest very short story ever.

Learn to write, you noobish hack.

Don't make me beat you, Furiously.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
Furiously
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Reply #94 on: November 07, 2006, 03:04:59 PM

L Ron was right. Fuck me.

That wins for scariest very short story ever.

Learn to write, you noobish hack.

Don't make me beat you, Furiously.

He couldn't catch me, I'm faster.

WayAbvPar
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Reply #95 on: November 07, 2006, 03:06:47 PM

You forget- bullets trump running speed.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
Sky
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Reply #96 on: November 07, 2006, 03:54:34 PM

Only if there is a spoon.
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Reply #97 on: November 07, 2006, 04:52:59 PM

I've seen how your family shoots.

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Reply #98 on: November 08, 2006, 11:46:54 AM

There is no spoon.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
bhodi
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No lie.


Reply #99 on: November 08, 2006, 12:17:06 PM

Please people, follow the rules, OK?
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Reply #100 on: November 08, 2006, 12:26:03 PM

I've seen how your family shoots.

I know where your family lives.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
Furiously
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Reply #101 on: November 08, 2006, 12:45:53 PM

I've seen how your family shoots.

I know where your family lives.

They left the country last week.

Sky
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Reply #102 on: November 08, 2006, 01:17:36 PM

Stopped at the border, "Papers, please."
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Reply #103 on: November 08, 2006, 03:34:06 PM

Modernised a classic. Made millions guiltily.
Rasix
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Reply #104 on: November 08, 2006, 03:37:13 PM

Save the cheerleader; save the world.

-Rasix
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