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Nebu
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Reply #105 on: November 08, 2006, 03:40:23 PM

You are all sick, twisted bastards.

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
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Reply #106 on: November 08, 2006, 03:47:42 PM

I've seen how your family shoots.

I know where your family lives.

They left the country last week.

The monkey in the trunk smoked.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #107 on: November 08, 2006, 03:51:05 PM

This thread got really fucking stupid.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Reply #108 on: November 08, 2006, 03:54:21 PM

Six words. What do you expect?

Could be worse, could be haiku.

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Reply #109 on: November 08, 2006, 08:00:42 PM

Maybe cannibalism wasn't the best choice.

bhodi
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No lie.


Reply #110 on: November 08, 2006, 08:01:56 PM

Yup, you are what you eat.
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Reply #111 on: November 08, 2006, 10:02:21 PM

Lots of palindromes are six words.
Sky
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Reply #112 on: November 09, 2006, 07:26:44 AM

Six words. What do you expect?

Could be worse, could be haiku.
That's what I was gonna say!

Six words. It's the new haiku!
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Reply #113 on: November 09, 2006, 07:29:01 AM

We came, we saw, we left.

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Muse.


Reply #114 on: November 09, 2006, 08:23:14 AM

Let's do it with five words.

We can work our way down.

Soon we'll S T F U.

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Reply #115 on: November 09, 2006, 09:12:27 AM

I was ahead of my time.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
Strazos
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Reply #116 on: November 09, 2006, 09:15:31 AM

Dems: OMG zerg rush, gg GOP

Fear the Backstab!
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Reply #117 on: November 09, 2006, 11:22:27 AM

Once upon a time, time stopped.

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Reply #118 on: November 10, 2006, 09:41:38 AM

Chicago happened slowly, like a migraine.




Hey, if Lum can steal, so can I!

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Reply #119 on: November 11, 2006, 11:55:41 PM

drinking too much, my head hurt.

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Reply #120 on: November 12, 2006, 03:13:35 AM

Wife Swapping party:  Don't reccomend it.

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Reply #121 on: November 12, 2006, 09:51:36 AM

More like a problem swapping party
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Reply #122 on: November 13, 2006, 09:28:16 AM

drinking too much, my head hurt.

Help! Drunken idiots rewired my basement.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Reply #123 on: November 13, 2006, 10:36:07 AM

Eliminating 3 splitters sped him up.

Sky
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Reply #124 on: November 13, 2006, 11:23:11 AM

Now I get the neighbor's HBO.
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Reply #125 on: November 13, 2006, 11:41:58 AM

The body fit into the crawlspace.

Sky
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Reply #126 on: November 13, 2006, 12:08:24 PM

Now I get the neighbor's BO.
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Reply #127 on: November 13, 2006, 12:40:52 PM

Unfortunately he didn't have a HDTV.

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Reply #128 on: November 13, 2006, 10:52:38 PM

Circuits fried. George died. Sky cried.

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Sky
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Reply #129 on: November 14, 2006, 06:31:20 AM

Sky has a ridiculous UPS box ;)
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Reply #130 on: November 14, 2006, 10:35:51 AM

You can not stop the signal.

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Reply #131 on: November 14, 2006, 11:09:19 AM

Tom Cruise revealed: megalomaniacal land octopus!

I have never played WoW.
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Reply #132 on: November 14, 2006, 12:03:41 PM

Reported.
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