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Reply #70 on: October 27, 2006, 02:15:08 PM

Curly Joe.

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Reply #71 on: October 27, 2006, 03:15:47 PM

Colbert? It would make up for the bridge debacle.
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Reply #72 on: October 27, 2006, 04:41:42 PM

Rava.

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Reply #73 on: October 27, 2006, 06:23:20 PM

Without a surname to guide us, its hard to come up with good puns.

In the hope that your name is Hall, I suggest Albert. In the hope that it is Downes, I suggest Neil.

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Reply #74 on: October 27, 2006, 06:24:35 PM

Boris.
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Reply #75 on: October 27, 2006, 09:59:51 PM

Borat.
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Reply #76 on: October 28, 2006, 04:36:38 AM

Darth.

Or failing that, make his first name the same as his last name, and make his middle something usually used as a first name.  Then he'll spend the rest of his life sounding like James Bond when he introduces himself.

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Reply #77 on: October 28, 2006, 09:30:07 AM

Name him "I'm On Fire".

It has so many meanings (two) it has to be the most useful name ever.

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Reply #78 on: October 28, 2006, 12:55:20 PM

Middle name:  "Muthafuckin'"

"Bernie Muthafuckin' Epstein, pleased to meet you!"

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Reply #79 on: October 29, 2006, 11:31:34 AM

Troy
Colt
Jake
Eli
Peyton
John
Mike
Carson
Vince
Matt
Donavan
Kurt
Chad
Tom
Ben
Drew
Brett
Byron
Steve
David
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Reply #80 on: October 29, 2006, 11:46:54 AM

Rex!  I like that.  Good name for a bird dog, too.

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Reply #81 on: October 29, 2006, 02:23:54 PM

Troy
Colt
Jake
Eli
Peyton
John
Mike
Carson
Vince
Matt
Donavan
Kurt
Chad
Tom
Ben
Drew
Brett
Byron
Steve
David
Rex

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Reply #82 on: October 29, 2006, 07:32:06 PM

Hyman.

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Reply #83 on: October 29, 2006, 10:03:36 PM

Rex!  I like that.  Good name for a bird dog, too.

Yeah if it's a human, you have to actually call them Bird Dawg.
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Reply #84 on: October 29, 2006, 11:48:26 PM

I went to school with a Hymie.  hehe.  God, he hated his name.

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Reply #85 on: October 30, 2006, 12:11:55 AM

You sure it wasn't Jaime, pronounce in Spanish?

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Reply #86 on: October 30, 2006, 06:36:08 AM

No, his name was Hymie (nickname for Hyman) and he wasn't Spanish, he was Jewish.  He was short and a wee bit tubby and he suffered greatly.  When I worked in artist management, I bumped into him again.  He was cute, an entertainment attorney and driving a Porsche. 

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Reply #87 on: October 30, 2006, 07:53:10 AM

Name your son Zod.

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Reply #88 on: October 30, 2006, 11:29:34 AM

Ruairi
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Reply #90 on: October 30, 2006, 02:17:31 PM

You're very picky.  It's not like it's going to be YOUR name or anything. 

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Reply #91 on: October 30, 2006, 02:20:49 PM

I know. You should have seen us looking for bedroom furnature...

Or the 4 years we looked for a house.

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Reply #92 on: October 30, 2006, 02:38:57 PM

You have something against the Irish?

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Reply #93 on: October 30, 2006, 04:35:38 PM

My favorite UO NPC name:  Reebdoog.

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Reply #94 on: October 30, 2006, 07:49:12 PM

One word:
 Cthulu

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Reply #95 on: October 30, 2006, 10:00:52 PM

Name him Dick, not richard or rich, just Dick... Dick Furiously!

That is a damn name.

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Reply #96 on: October 30, 2006, 10:38:33 PM

I've always liked Oz... William is good too, or maybe Cody.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #97 on: October 30, 2006, 11:22:21 PM

Come on.  How many kids will be jealous of the name Cthulhu?

Answer: All the cool ones.

Plus, you really get to fuck with substitute teachers.  "Okay so I'm sorry if I mispronounce your name, but I'll do my best.  Now, let's start roll call.  Is.... Cutul... oh fuck this."

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Reply #98 on: October 31, 2006, 06:45:06 AM

Actually, I'm with Rava on this one. I think Cthulhu should be the new Chad.
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Reply #99 on: October 31, 2006, 07:28:05 AM

No.

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Reply #100 on: October 31, 2006, 07:41:08 AM

Then it's settled.  Yog Sogoth.

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Reply #101 on: October 31, 2006, 08:22:10 AM

I'd say Shub-Niggurath, but he might get beat up by black kids or something.
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Reply #102 on: October 31, 2006, 08:43:15 AM

I'd say Shub-Niggurath, but he might get beat up by black kids or something.

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Reply #103 on: October 31, 2006, 09:06:20 AM

I think Shug-Night was the hip-hop Shub-Niggurath.
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Reply #104 on: October 31, 2006, 09:58:46 AM

People might think they make movies about a kid that sees dead people too thought.

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