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								sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ | 
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 Rava. |  
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 Without a surname to guide us, its hard to come up with good puns. 
 In the hope that your name is Hall, I suggest Albert. In the hope that it is Downes, I suggest Neil.
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								sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ | 
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 Darth.
 Or failing that, make his first name the same as his last name, and make his middle something usually used as a first name.  Then he'll spend the rest of his life sounding like James Bond when he introduces himself.
 
 "Epstein, Bernie Epstein.  Pleased to meet you."
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 Name him "I'm On Fire".
 It has so many meanings (two) it has to be the most useful name ever.
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 Middle name:  "Muthafuckin'"
 "Bernie Muthafuckin' Epstein, pleased to meet you!"
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 TroyColt
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 TroyColt
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 Rex!  I like that.  Good name for a bird dog, too.
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 I went to school with a Hymie.  hehe.  God, he hated his name. |  
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 No, his name was Hymie (nickname for Hyman) and he wasn't Spanish, he was Jewish.  He was short and a wee bit tubby and he suffered greatly.  When I worked in artist management, I bumped into him again.  He was cute, an entertainment attorney and driving a Porsche.   |  
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 My favorite UO NPC name:  Reebdoog. |  
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 Name him Dick, not richard or rich, just Dick... Dick Furiously!
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 Come on.  How many kids will be jealous of the name Cthulhu?
 Answer: All the cool ones.
 
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 I'd say Shub-Niggurath, but he might get beat up by black kids or something.
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