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Topic: Yearly Me Thread. [ Thread now NSFW, open with caution - WE LOVE CHEDDAR ] (Read 36669 times)
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Ironwood
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But it could be a really big boob, couldn't it ?
I mean, couldn't it ??
Please ? ? ?!
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« Last Edit: October 18, 2006, 10:43:54 AM by Ironwood »
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Umm... k.  |
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NiX
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It could be as long as you dig chicks with no arms.
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If their boobs are that big I can probably look past the no arms thing.
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HaemishM
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But it could be a really big boob, couldn't it ? I mean, couldn't it ?? Please  ! It can be in your head. And that's really all you need besides a tissue. |
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Ironwood
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Her arms are reaching up. Duh.
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Signe
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XboxGod +  +  +  =  I'm sure she won't really kill him but I bet she pokes him in the arm really, really hard! Especially since I'm positive that butt shot will end up someone's avatard. |
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Yegolev
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I'm sure she won't really kill him but I bet she pokes him in the arm really, really hard!
I bet it's not the arm. I now think they are both FREEKS. |
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Signe
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Well, we can't all be normal and well adjusted like me you WayA sch Xanth that bloke that only came here once a few years ago to ask a question about some game.
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Yegolev
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Thank the FSM for that, Feet.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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XboxGod
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Wow, so many questions to answer.
1.) Yes she does know, and no, she does not have a problem with it. You saw the picture, does she have anything to be ashamed of?
2.) She is 19.
3.) Yes I did have a bunkbed, but we bought a regular bed three months ago when she moved in with me at my parents' house (we will be moving out as soon as she gets out of school).
4.) That is her arm, her boobs are about a B, but she wants implants ;)
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Cyrrex
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You really didn't have to ruin it. It never crossed my mind that it was anything but a boob.
And no, she certainly has nothing to be ashamed of. It's possible that some of us now do, however.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Ironwood
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Ok, I'll be serious for a second :
1 - Yes, Her Fiance.
2 - She's too young to be engaged. What the hell are you thinking.
3 - Bunkbeds rock.
4 - Don't. You've taken away my nice dream. I have no idea what a B is.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
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20 years old, living with your parents.
Name, XboxGod.
Ok. My mind just went all black hole on me.
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Sky
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Our culture is funny in thinking living with your parents is somehow an awful thing. It makes a lot more sense than renting in a lot of cases. I've lived with my parents a few times since college, my ladyfriend lives with her elderly mother right now. It might drive you both nuts at times, but it's financially healthy and can keep your relationship strong. Sure the fuck beats living with three musicians and a couple roadies, trust me. I thought you were into eastern culture, Schild.
XBG's girl is way to young to be engaged, but....score. Nice booty. In no way let that girl mar her body with some shitball implants. Implants are for bimbos, goldiggers, and strippers. Small breasts are beautiful (most are, implants are the worst imo, and I've seen more than my share).
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Signe
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He's got a gf with a lovely ass, a bag full of white skunk buds and lives rent free. I bet his sweet mum even cooks... maybe BAKES!
How is this not a perfect life for a nineteen year old? Sheesh... I'm even jealous.
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Strazos
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Yeah, implants are for suckers. Seriously. Someone on here has probably heard or read shit I say when I get stuck watching Dr. 90210 while playing an MMO or something.
Half the chicks getting work done on that show don't need the work done. At all. Don't let her do it (unless there's something seriously wrong, then by all means).
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Fear the Backstab!
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Engels
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Who cares if she only has a B cup. Some guys like teh small, and besides, she has other assets  edit: woops, typo |
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« Last Edit: October 19, 2006, 09:25:39 AM by Engels »
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Cheddar
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Who cares if she only has a B cup. Some guys like teh small, and besides, he has other assets Does he? |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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HaemishM
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He must have to score a bird with a trunk like that who doesn't mind living with his parents and his obvious X-Box addiction.
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stray
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Have lived on and off with parents over the years. No big deal. I like my parents. My parents like me.
The idea that it's "bad" is probably a byproduct of people thinking in terms of the "nuclear family" or something -- ideals which are fairly recent and complete bullshit. They don't suit everyone.
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Llava
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Ok, I'll be serious for a second :
1 - Yes, Her Fiance.
2 - She's too young to be engaged. What the hell are you thinking.
3 - Bunkbeds rock.
4 - Don't. You've taken away my nice dream. I have no idea what a B is.
Word. How about you give Tom Leykis a call and he smacks some sense into the both of you? |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Righ
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I think we need to see her "B cup" to decide whether these implants would be worthwhile.
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Strazos
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I second that motion.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Cheddar
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Thirded!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Ironwood
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I still don't think it's an arm.
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stray
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Nevermind.
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Yegolev
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Living with your parents is not bad, but many times this happens due to some loserness befalling the one living there. It's not a big deal when you are 20 in any case. I tried living in a house down the road from my parents at 23, one that they owned and rent-free, and I quickly had to move along. Death spiral. However, I didn't have an ass like that handy. Or an Xbox.
Edit: Don't get the implants. Noobler.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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XboxGod
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Alright, we both are pretty young to be engaged, but we have been together almost two and a half years. I am 20, and unfortunately my mom can't cook, either can my fiance for that matter, I do most of the food preparation. I moved out the day I turned 18, lived on my own for almost a year, got into some trouble, and realized I wasn't really prepared to make it on my own. I am not proud of the fact that we live with my parents, but if I hadn't moved back home, I honestly don't know where I would be right now. We are saving up to move out next summer though.
Personally, I couldn't care less whether she has big boobs or small ones, I am definitely an ass man. It's just something she's really self-conscience about, so there's really no talking her out of it.
She certainly does not mind my Xbox addiction, she actually bought me my 360 for my birthday. She also does not mind my poker addiction. She's awesome.
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Merusk
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The idea that living with your parents is bad stems from the underlying thought that you're just leeching. You're not keeping your own finances, paying rent, holding down a job or learning how to deal in the real world. All good arguments for loserdom, but lacking any factual basis from just the phrase "living with my parents." Still, it's true often enough that it's the stereotype.
Tell her to put on some weight. You'll get more ass and she'll get more boob. Plus it costs less than implants.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU ARE BOTH 25. You will be amazed at how differently you see the world then from your viewpoint now. People change immensely in the early 20s. Getting married that young is a huge mistake.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Merusk
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Blah blah blah.. my wife and I got married when she was 20. It's fine, some people just click. I'm also the only guy she's ever slept with. You suggesting she whore it out too? "Live a little" as it were?
Besides, you're never too young for your first divorce.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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WayAbvPar
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If some people click, then they will still be clicking at 25.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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Looking at your other pics, I can imagine the sort of trouble you got into... same sort I did when I was very young and not as carefully paranoid as I am now. All paranoia disappears when I leave the US though... I'm looking forward to that! You seem a lovely lad and have a lovely girlfriend (what I've seen of her, anyway) and if you don't mind these pervs staring at her butt, and she doesn't care, then there is no harm.  You might attract a bit of animosity among those less fortunate here... that's not the sort of butt you see everyday!  |
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Llava
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2 and a half years isn't long enough.
I was with my last girlfriend over five years before we broke up. We got together at 18.
You are too young. I know more about this stuff than you do and I'm too young.
Stay together, you don't have to go fuck other people, but don't get married. Give it at LEAST 3 more years.
(And tell her to knock that shit off with the implants, it betrays a low self esteem and psychological issues that could impact your relationship in the future- if you're happy with what she has, there's no reason for her to get implants unless she wants attention from other guys, which she shouldn't. She shouldn't be allowing you to put pictures of her butt on the internet, either, and you shouldn't want to put them up. All of this betrays a lack of maturity from both of you, and further shows that you're not ready to be married.)
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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