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Cheddar
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on: October 12, 2006, 02:18:49 PM

My birthday is in 5 days, and figured I would get the ball rolling now.  Cash only gifts, please, and compliments galore! 

Oh, and booby pics.  I like me some boobies!  Congratulate me on another year closer to 30, and make me happy! 

POST!
« Last Edit: October 19, 2006, 09:33:10 PM by Cheddar »

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 02:52:23 PM

I can't believe you have a terrorist as you're avatard.   shocked

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Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 04:12:07 PM

          

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Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 04:14:34 PM

Be happy. Your birthday congrats won't be hidden in a funeral thread.  undecided

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Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 06:50:30 PM

I thought it cheered that furneral thread up quite nicely.  Anyway, so you don't feel so bad....

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Raymond Noorda, 82, Novell Founder, Dies
By BARRY MEIER

Raymond J. Noorda was a co-founder of Novell Inc., a software company that helped pioneer computer networking.

God, I hated Novell.  This really isn't depressing enough but I'm not sure anyone nice died today. 

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Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 06:53:55 PM

Strazos
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Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 09:45:04 PM

Sorry, I already pilfered everyone's pockets when my birthday rolled around recently.

I'm sure someone still has some belly lint left to send you.

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Reply #7 on: October 13, 2006, 06:48:29 AM

Shorter of breath, one day closer to death!
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Reply #8 on: October 13, 2006, 09:44:56 AM

Shorter of breath, one day closer to death!

Well, now I know what song will be stuck in my head all weekend. It could definitely be worse.

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Reply #9 on: October 16, 2006, 12:50:02 PM



The cut and paste makes her look almost hairy. It reminded me of this great album cover:



Happy birthday Cheddar. When I see this album cover, I will think of your boobies.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 12:51:46 PM by Righ »

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Cheddar
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Reply #10 on: October 17, 2006, 01:14:40 PM

Well, Happy Birthday to me.  I lost my job (amicable departure, as my boss stated).  Sigh.


Anyone hiring in the Hampton Roads area?

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #11 on: October 17, 2006, 01:16:35 PM

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Reply #12 on: October 17, 2006, 03:35:28 PM

Wow... you're giving him a Porsche?

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Reply #13 on: October 17, 2006, 04:05:05 PM

The air-conditioning works in it, too.  Awesome.

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Reply #14 on: October 17, 2006, 04:05:15 PM

Wow... you're giving him a Porsche?

What Porsche?

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #15 on: October 17, 2006, 09:14:13 PM

OK, I could not find anything as cool as a car, just a girl that is really bad at jumping rope.  Not a link to click if your boss is standing nearby.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #16 on: October 17, 2006, 09:18:16 PM

So that's like pr0n for Japanese, right? And then they get nosebleeds?

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Reply #17 on: October 17, 2006, 09:23:01 PM

That's pr0n for everybody, if you ask me.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #18 on: October 18, 2006, 02:31:01 AM

Happy birthday! Here is my fiance, sorry for the bad quality, it was taken with my phone-

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Reply #19 on: October 18, 2006, 04:35:29 AM

You like it when strangers stare at your fiancee's butt?  Does she know?  You are so cursed forever.

I can't wrap my head around this Xbox guy at all.

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Reply #20 on: October 18, 2006, 04:42:20 AM

You've taken a decent thread and perverted it.

Well done.

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Reply #21 on: October 18, 2006, 04:47:45 AM

Not me... the Xbox guy, right? 

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Reply #22 on: October 18, 2006, 04:50:41 AM

All of those who contributed with pictures or videos, to be honest.

Tho I think that XBox dude is going to get dumped shortly.

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Reply #23 on: October 18, 2006, 05:01:29 AM

Unless he's really old and really rich.  God, I wish I knew his girlfriend irl.  It would be awesomely fun to tell on him. 

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Reply #24 on: October 18, 2006, 05:07:39 AM

I dunno.  She has a fantastic ass, so maybe she'd be all for the showing off of the bootay.

Who knows ?

I just hope that if he does get dumped he gets so bitter and twisted that he posts the rest of the series.

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Reply #25 on: October 18, 2006, 06:05:09 AM

Edited thread title.
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Reply #26 on: October 18, 2006, 06:32:07 AM

Which is not safe for work?  The boobies with nipples or the butt?  Just curious.

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Reply #27 on: October 18, 2006, 06:36:59 AM

Speaking as an IT Manager - All of them.

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Reply #28 on: October 18, 2006, 06:40:16 AM

To me the butt more than the nipples but both are borderline. I was going to turn the butt into a link but then I thought I should probably do it for the nipples as well but since Cheddar asked for boobies in particular I figured I would just change the title.
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Reply #29 on: October 18, 2006, 06:52:08 AM

Don't change a thing.  It's not my name going on the report.

 wink

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Reply #30 on: October 18, 2006, 08:20:02 AM

Happy birthday! Here is my fiance, sorry for the bad quality, it was taken with my phone-

That's hot, Chris. The part that I love the most about that picture: You have bunk beds.
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Reply #31 on: October 18, 2006, 08:22:14 AM

In fairness, Darcie's not that small.

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Reply #32 on: October 18, 2006, 08:28:01 AM

You make a good point. Touché! Well played.
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Reply #33 on: October 18, 2006, 08:37:40 AM

Two further things tho.

1 - That ass looks too young to be engaged.  Christ sake, tell that ass to go out and get some ass and live a little first.

2 - I'm trying to decide if that's an arm or a boob.  I can't figure it out.

Why, Yes, I have been staring at it all afternoon, trying to figure out the answers.  Why do you ask ?

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Reply #34 on: October 18, 2006, 08:52:29 AM

I'm pretty sure it's an arm.

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