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Reply #10080 on: May 21, 2010, 08:49:25 AM

I'm terrible at that game without a joystick.

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Reply #10081 on: May 21, 2010, 08:56:51 AM

I'm terrible at that game without a joystick.
That's what I just said (to my coworker).

We just had a fiber drop installed at the library. Nobody requested it, they were running it past our building and decided to come install it for us. It's not active (we can't afford it right now), but it's there. They wouldn't install a drop in my house. Bastards. Walking past an unused fiber connection is an evil thing. Can't wait to get it activated and load balance it with the 10/2 cable line. Until then...t1  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #10082 on: May 21, 2010, 09:21:48 AM

I hate waiting hear back from an interview.  Heartbreak

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Reply #10083 on: May 21, 2010, 09:56:12 AM

well I got to the strawberry lvl 2!  awesome, for real
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Reply #10084 on: May 21, 2010, 10:08:30 AM

I remember back in the day- I would almost always set the high score on Pacman where ever I found it. Then everyone discovered there were patterns, and people started putting up ridiculous scores after memorizing them. I thought memorizing patterns took all the fun out of it, so I started playing Galaga instead  awesome, for real

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Reply #10085 on: May 21, 2010, 10:53:36 AM

I remember back in the day- I would almost always set the high score on Pacman where ever I found it. Then everyone discovered there were patterns, and people started putting up ridiculous scores after memorizing them. I thought memorizing patterns took all the fun out of it, so I started playing Galaga instead  awesome, for real

Agreed.  Galaga was much better.  I loved Gorf the most because every level seemed unique, at least at the time.
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Reply #10086 on: May 21, 2010, 10:56:08 AM

www.google.com will result in record losses in productivity today. (hit insert coin twice for 2 player!)

Fuck.

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Reply #10087 on: May 21, 2010, 11:04:54 AM

30th anniversary of Pac Man?  Fuck I'm old.   ACK!

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Reply #10088 on: May 21, 2010, 03:02:43 PM

I remember back in the day- I would almost always set the high score on Pacman where ever I found it. Then everyone discovered there were patterns, and people started putting up ridiculous scores after memorizing them. I thought memorizing patterns took all the fun out of it, so I started playing Galaga instead  awesome, for real

Agreed.  Galaga was much better.  I loved Gorf the most because every level seemed unique, at least at the time.
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Reply #10089 on: May 21, 2010, 03:12:50 PM

Tempest was especially cool because of the keen new controls.

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Reply #10090 on: May 22, 2010, 04:32:49 AM

Last night, I had to explain to my wife that the point of Pac-Man is to eat the dots, not the ghosts.

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Reply #10091 on: May 22, 2010, 06:19:51 AM

Facepalm

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #10092 on: May 22, 2010, 11:27:55 AM

IBM Software's hold music contains a muzak "Only Human".  Wizard needs Zeppelin badly!

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Reply #10093 on: May 23, 2010, 11:22:56 AM

Thinking about it, I feel blessed the countless horrible muzak versions of Beethoven's für Elise I've had to endure during the last years haven't ruined the tune for me. I can still genuinely appreciate it when honestly performed.

edit: maybe it's because of the backstory. While there are some theories, nobody knows for certain who this Elise was Beethoven wrote this 200 year old tune for. And while there always has been a lot of speculation about the recipient of this bagatelle, everybody always assumed it was an ode to love from the ageing master to a pretty young lass. And while that's plausible, history is a cruel mistress. The man might have simple dedicated it to his cat.
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Reply #10094 on: May 23, 2010, 02:24:57 PM

Or his mynah bird.

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Reply #10095 on: May 23, 2010, 05:32:02 PM

Any Mel Brooks movie with Gene Wilder in it is better than any Mel Brooks movie without Gene Wilder in it.

Discuss.
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Reply #10096 on: May 23, 2010, 07:36:44 PM

Spaceballs.

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Reply #10097 on: May 23, 2010, 09:31:16 PM

I think my law holds, unless there's a Brooks/Wilder movie I'm not thinking of that's not as good as Spaceballs.

Spaceballs is a fine movie, mind, but it's no Blazing Saddles.
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Reply #10098 on: May 23, 2010, 10:18:48 PM

I like Spaceballs more.  I think that's because there's a bit of Blazing Saddles which seems to drag on, and the Spaceball's cast is about perfect.  That's the only exception I can think of though.

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Reply #10099 on: May 24, 2010, 07:00:19 AM

History of the World part I
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Reply #10100 on: May 24, 2010, 07:08:51 AM

Dracula: Dead and Loving It

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Reply #10101 on: May 24, 2010, 07:25:21 AM

Thinking about it, I feel blessed the countless horrible muzak versions of Beethoven's für Elise I've had to endure during the last years haven't ruined the tune for me. I can still genuinely appreciate it when honestly performed.
I was just playing this yesterday. Thumb arpeggiation exercise ftw. Other than that technique that's still kind of awkward for me at this stage, it's one of Bach's easiest pieces on guitar. Most of his stuff has counterpoint to drive you insane, I'll get halfway into a piece and he starts yet another voice movement and my fingers just decide to go on strike.
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Reply #10102 on: May 24, 2010, 08:45:36 AM

History of the World part I
Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Please don't tell me Gene Wilder was in either of those.   ACK!
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Reply #10103 on: May 24, 2010, 02:30:47 PM

I think he was not.

Not a big Gene Wilder fan.

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Reply #10104 on: May 24, 2010, 03:07:24 PM

I think a better way to put it would be:  Any Mel Brooks movie with Slim Pickens is mildly amusing.  Without Slim, they all suck.

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Reply #10105 on: May 24, 2010, 03:27:26 PM



Oh dear Facebook......  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #10106 on: May 24, 2010, 05:17:41 PM

So yeah, Allison Hannigan in a bra with pregnancy-boobs on Prime-Time TV.  Pretty sweet.

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Reply #10107 on: May 24, 2010, 06:51:43 PM

...what?

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Reply #10108 on: May 24, 2010, 09:10:21 PM

The Gene Wilder movies are >>>> the others. Spaceballs is a weak movie and the start of a real decline for Mr. Brooks imo.

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Reply #10109 on: May 25, 2010, 10:02:28 AM

The Gene Wilder movies are >>>> the others. Spaceballs is a weak movie and the start of a real decline for Mr. Brooks imo.
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Reply #10110 on: May 25, 2010, 11:31:21 AM

Last night my sister called me and told me that her son's father had died.  He hadn't seen his father since he was four but recently started becoming interested in his family background.  I'm not sure that he was actually going to look his father up, but now there's no option to do that.  Anyway, he died on 12th December and no one even bothered to call my nephew.  Both his father's brother and his daughter know where my nephew is.  In fact, he's friends with his cousin and saw her just a short time before his dad died.  His dad, without going into detail, was not a nice person but you'd think someone would let my nephew know.  How fucked up is this?  He had to find out from the internet. 

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Reply #10111 on: May 25, 2010, 03:50:49 PM

Scumbags tend to come from scumbag families.  Alas.


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Reply #10112 on: May 25, 2010, 04:05:56 PM

Last night my sister called me and told me that her son's father had died.  He hadn't seen his father since he was four but recently started becoming interested in his family background.  I'm not sure that he was actually going to look his father up, but now there's no option to do that.  Anyway, he died on 12th December and no one even bothered to call my nephew.  Both his father's brother and his daughter know where my nephew is.  In fact, he's friends with his cousin and saw her just a short time before his dad died.  His dad, without going into detail, was not a nice person but you'd think someone would let my nephew know.  How fucked up is this?  He had to find out from the internet. 

When I hear stories like that I always wonder if the rest of the family has a financial incentive for shutting out the kid or ex.

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Reply #10113 on: May 25, 2010, 05:20:38 PM

They might have all been too uncomfortable to call him up and say "hey, your dad just died", and/or figured somebody else would do it.

I had an uncle (by marriage) die last year.  One of my other uncles called to tell me a couple of days after it happened, and I was floored because I'd known that he was in the hospital, but as far as I knew he was going to be getting out any day now.  Apparently everyone else had known for a while that he wasn't long for this world but didn't want to be the one to tell me, or maybe even didn't want me to know for some reason, I'm not sure.  I usually only saw him a couple of times a year, but having known the guy for most of my life I'd have liked to have had a chance to say goodbye to him while he was still alive.  I'm still slightly pissed off about that.  No help for it now, though.

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Reply #10114 on: May 25, 2010, 07:18:53 PM

People are assholes.

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