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Lantyssa
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Reply #9450 on: January 31, 2010, 01:06:20 PM

Kill power to the house for a year or two.  She should have outgrown it by then.

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Reply #9451 on: January 31, 2010, 01:29:57 PM

I'm completely confused.  Is "turning off my hoover at the wall" some sort of code?

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Today, the alarm clock.
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Reply #9452 on: January 31, 2010, 01:37:19 PM

I used my finger, but same.  Only did that one time.

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Reply #9453 on: January 31, 2010, 02:18:35 PM

I couldn't do it.  When I first got a kitten, I used to stress over forgetting to put the toilet lid down in case he fell in and drowned.  Having to worry about a child sticking her finger in an electrical socket would instantly kill me.   ACK!

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Reply #9454 on: January 31, 2010, 02:39:27 PM

I never felt compelled to electrocute myself as a child, luckily.   awesome, for real

Although my little brother gave himself a good jolt one time by trying to hang a flyswatter off the back of a night light.  The spark left an impressive scorch mark on the wall too.
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Reply #9455 on: January 31, 2010, 02:48:56 PM

I never felt compelled to electrocute myself as a child, luckily.
I did.  Unfortunately I kept doing it over the years.  Probably why I work with it for a living now...
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Reply #9456 on: February 01, 2010, 06:41:22 AM

Perhaps a nice big strip of duct tape over the entire plate?

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Reply #9457 on: February 01, 2010, 08:15:20 AM

I used my finger, but same.  Only did that one time.

I still remember the feeling, it was my left arm.  I'm not sure how old I was at the time but I can still see the socket quite clearly.

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Reply #9458 on: February 01, 2010, 09:10:30 AM

I don't remember the rest of the day after I stuck the fork in the wall socket as a kid. But I'm sure it was filled with the smell of singed hair and the sound of tears.

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Reply #9459 on: February 01, 2010, 09:14:21 AM

http://teamteamwork.bandcamp.com/album/vinyl-fantasy-7

Hated Ocarina of Rhyme (probably because the OST was as memorable as Mappyland - which is to say it wasn't) but Vinyl Fantasy VII is freaking incredible.

Edit: Almost done, whole thing is amazing, the first track is just a fucking masterpiece. So at least listen to that.

Edit 2: Part of me is pretty happy One-Winged Angel is the worst remix. Goddamn that overrated track.
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Reply #9460 on: February 01, 2010, 12:46:02 PM

I bought some new knives on Saturday.  Oh they are so soo soooo sweet.
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Reply #9461 on: February 01, 2010, 12:49:37 PM

I bought some new knives on Saturday.  Oh they are so soo soooo sweet.

What kind?  I got a couple of MAC knives as a gift (8 " and a paring knife), but I'd like to pick up a few more utility blades. 

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Reply #9462 on: February 01, 2010, 01:30:00 PM

  I got a couple of MAC knives as a gift (8 " and a paring knife), but I'd like to pick up a few more utility blades. 

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Reply #9463 on: February 01, 2010, 02:58:13 PM

I stopped using fabric softener years ago for the most part and use those funny dryer balls.  My laundry is softer and fluffier than it ever was with the stuff.  Now I'm thinking of trying those laundry balls full of pebbles or whatever.  Has anyone tried them?  I'd love to completely stop poisoning my skin if at all possible.

These thingies.

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Reply #9464 on: February 01, 2010, 03:14:05 PM

I was thinking about using those, but don't they make a ton of noise in your dryer?

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Reply #9465 on: February 01, 2010, 03:18:33 PM

I was thinking about using those, but don't they make a ton of noise in your dryer?

Less than a cat does.

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Reply #9466 on: February 01, 2010, 04:10:30 PM

Spent at least 2 hours of effort last night on a changing table for the baern to be.  I've built a lot of Ikea stuff in my day, but this was the hardest and the most frustrating.  There was physically *no* way to turn any of the screws with that tiny allen key they give you.  Vice grips wouldn't have helped either.  It's like they drilled two holes on top of each other, but with the second larger one only 1/3 the way down.  Finally drove out to a Loews for an allen key drill bit.  But even my drill wasn't strong enough.  Finally had to counter sink the holes to make them larger all the way.  And still a snug fit!
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Reply #9467 on: February 01, 2010, 04:41:47 PM

I was thinking about using those, but don't they make a ton of noise in your dryer?

Less than a cat does.

Who puts their cats in a dryer?   ACK!

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Reply #9468 on: February 01, 2010, 04:57:38 PM

I assume sometimes they put themselves in ACK!

Not sure what you mean by the ones with stones in, my mum uses these and they work well but I think that's what you already have.

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Reply #9469 on: February 01, 2010, 05:37:52 PM

I used my finger, but same.  Only did that one time.

I still remember the feeling, it was my left arm.  I'm not sure how old I was at the time but I can still see the socket quite clearly.

Yes.  A very clear picture!  Odd.

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Reply #9470 on: February 01, 2010, 05:42:29 PM

Yes.  A very clear picture!  Odd.
I still remember vividly every single time I've zapped myself... the light socket, the pool pump, the failed 40kV dump circuit, the active 480V line, etc.  Each one a very memorable experience, and only happened once each.  Tempting fate any more would be foolhardy.
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Reply #9471 on: February 01, 2010, 05:58:07 PM

I realized that I remember being shocked by that exposed copper in the circular saw plug pretty damn clearly.  My sudden conclusion is that electrocution probably does not kill children very often.  Then again, the dead ones don't post on F13.

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Reply #9472 on: February 01, 2010, 06:45:40 PM

Just the ones with no life.  why so serious?

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Reply #9473 on: February 01, 2010, 06:47:48 PM

Spent at least 2 hours of effort last night on a changing table for the baern to be.  I've built a lot of Ikea stuff in my day, but this was the hardest and the most frustrating.  There was physically *no* way to turn any of the screws with that tiny allen key they give you.  Vice grips wouldn't have helped either.  It's like they drilled two holes on top of each other, but with the second larger one only 1/3 the way down.  Finally drove out to a Loews for an allen key drill bit.  But even my drill wasn't strong enough.  Finally had to counter sink the holes to make them larger all the way.  And still a snug fit!

We looked at Ikea baby furniture but ultimately decided it was too shaky for our peace of mind. Ended up buying the Emily line by DaVinci. Who'da thought we'd end up using the pack 'n play for 90% of his ripe changes (and just change hi. On our bed the rest of the time)?

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Reply #9474 on: February 01, 2010, 10:33:10 PM

Shit, I could have told you that you get practically zero miles out of a changing table.

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Reply #9475 on: February 02, 2010, 03:50:58 AM

I realized that I remember being shocked by that exposed copper in the circular saw plug pretty damn clearly.  My sudden conclusion is that electrocution probably does not kill children very often.  Then again, the dead ones don't post on F13.

Yeah two big shocks here, and each I remember clearly.  Both were the result of ill-advised attempts at fixing electrical goods before the age of 12.

First, I discovered that you should always unplug before changing a fuse: I had the back of the plug off and it was live.  That hurled me clear across the room and gave me the first headache I can remember.

The second was potentially more serious, and was from the copper loom on the motor of a washing machine.  I had entry and exit burns and some threadwork on the veins of my right hand and because my hand was a long way into an enclosed space, when it clenched solid I was trapped.  Only a big push by my legs (dunno if it was voluntary or the electricity that did that) got me away.

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Reply #9476 on: February 02, 2010, 05:27:39 AM

So, to summarize the last page of this thread: electrocution improves your recall ability.  Any Republican worth his salt coulda told us that.

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Reply #9477 on: February 02, 2010, 06:22:14 AM

Not sure what you mean by the ones with stones in, my mum uses these and they work well but I think that's what you already have.

Won't those kinds of softeners cause your clothes to fade faster?

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Reply #9478 on: February 02, 2010, 07:39:59 AM

I've used dryer balls for years and I haven't noticed any unusual fading.  I have noticed a vast improvement over the way the clothes look and feel, though. Of course, even if there was some fading, when I weigh harsh chemicals and perfumes on my skin against some fading on my clothes, my skin will win every time.  Really fine clothing usually gets sent out for cleaning, not that we have many.  We're extremely casual.  I pretty much dislike fancy stuff.

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Reply #9479 on: February 02, 2010, 08:36:33 AM

I bought some new knives on Saturday.  Oh they are so soo soooo sweet.

What kind?  I got a couple of MAC knives as a gift (8 " and a paring knife), but I'd like to pick up a few more utility blades. 

A set of Henckels that were on sales at Macys.  Not a very big set, but a few knives that I'll use almost everyday.
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Reply #9480 on: February 02, 2010, 08:43:31 AM

A set of Henckels that were on sales at Macys.  Not a very big set, but a few knives that I'll use almost everyday.

I'd be interested in hearing how they work out after a while.  I always love new knives, but there are very few I still enjoy after a few months.  I'm also surprised at just how much I enjoy a large chopping blade.  I think I'm a caveman when it comes to my knife skills. 

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Reply #9481 on: February 02, 2010, 11:31:37 AM

Will do.  I still need to buy a new chopping block.  I've got these small ones and I need a large working surface, but the woman doesn't want me to get one.  I don't understand her resistance.  Oh well.  I'll buy it and she'll have to deal with it!
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Reply #9482 on: February 02, 2010, 01:34:21 PM

So, to summarize the last page of this thread: electrocution improves your recall ability.  Any Republican worth his salt coulda told us that.

Especially Texan ones:

"That boy's going to learn a lesson he'll not forget in a hurry."

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Reply #9483 on: February 03, 2010, 01:00:22 PM

Just got back from a day of interviews.  Not extremely technically challenging (which was surprising) but stressful all the same.

It is, literally, my dream job.

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Reply #9484 on: February 03, 2010, 01:27:04 PM

So, to summarize the last page of this thread: electrocution improves your recall ability.  Any Republican worth his salt coulda told us that.

Especially Texan ones:

"That boy's going to learn a lesson he'll not forget in a hurry."

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