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Yegolev
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Reply #7805 on: September 04, 2009, 11:35:00 AM

Would you like a dick mustache?

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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rattran
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Reply #7806 on: September 04, 2009, 11:45:37 AM

3 day weekends suck. 50% longer work time than I'm used to, combined with a holiday crowd.
WayAbvPar
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Reply #7807 on: September 04, 2009, 12:32:35 PM

Fuck that. 3 day weekends rule! We should have them every week. Or at least once a month. The long dry spell from New Year's to Memorial Day could use some more Friday or Monday holidays that are universally recognized (President's Day and MLK Day don't get me a day off, goddamnit).

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

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Rasix
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Reply #7808 on: September 04, 2009, 12:33:44 PM

I have some work I'd like to finish but my boss just told me I can start my weekend early. Guess which one I'm picking?


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Reply #7809 on: September 04, 2009, 12:34:44 PM

You workaholic you!


 Hey, where did you go?

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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HaemishM
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Reply #7810 on: September 04, 2009, 02:24:34 PM

WOOT! 3-day weekend begins in 5 minutes!  awesome, for real  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Yegolev
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Reply #7811 on: September 04, 2009, 02:39:35 PM

Dick mustaches for everyone!

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Brogarn
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Reply #7812 on: September 04, 2009, 03:35:34 PM

Dick mustaches for everyone!

But... I don't want a dick moustache... :(
Cheddar
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Noob Sauce


Reply #7813 on: September 04, 2009, 03:36:17 PM

But... I don't want a dick moustache... :(

Too bad.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #7814 on: September 04, 2009, 04:38:49 PM

Just close your eyes.

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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Oban
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Reply #7815 on: September 04, 2009, 07:18:13 PM

Today at my local bookstore I noticed that they had a Hellgate:London book in stock.  Apparently there was a trilogy, learn something new everyday.

It made me stop and remember that the game concept (lore?) had potential.

Ah well...

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Reply #7816 on: September 05, 2009, 12:37:02 PM

I pissed everyone in the office off by taking a half day on friday, I had crammed all the deadline stuff on thursday, handed it in to the boss friday morning and asked for the afternoon off :)

Then rubbed it in by going back in casual clothes in the afternoon to get a couple books, explaining carefully that I was getting near the end of mine because I had been reading it on my back patio while enjoying the wonderful sunny weather.
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Reply #7817 on: September 08, 2009, 08:55:54 AM


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Salamok
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Reply #7818 on: September 08, 2009, 08:57:56 AM

I pissed everyone in the office off by taking a half day on friday, I had crammed all the deadline stuff on thursday, handed it in to the boss friday morning and asked for the afternoon off :)

Then rubbed it in by going back in casual clothes in the afternoon to get a couple books, explaining carefully that I was getting near the end of mine because I had been reading it on my back patio while enjoying the wonderful sunny weather.

So you spent part of your half day off that you worked extra for back at work?  You win i guess...

Fuck that. 3 day weekends rule! We should have them every week. Or at least once a month. The long dry spell from New Year's to Memorial Day could use some more Friday or Monday holidays that are universally recognized (President's Day and MLK Day don't get me a day off, goddamnit).

So i take it you do not get Confederate Heroes Day, Texas Independance Day, Or San Jacinto Day off either?
WayAbvPar
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Reply #7819 on: September 08, 2009, 10:03:20 AM

I work indoors  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #7820 on: September 09, 2009, 12:54:33 PM

My sock has a hole in it and my toe is poking out into my shoe. I hate that feeling :( I'm debating going and buying a new pair of socks to wear for the rest of the day.

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Reply #7821 on: September 09, 2009, 01:37:49 PM

The future of arms races and real world penis waving is apparently now building giant robot replicas/statues.

Thus, in order to not be outdone by Japan building a 60ft lifesize Gundam replica, South Korea is planning to build a 364ft tall Taekwon V statue.

I'm temped to go "Oh Asia  why so serious?" but I think I actually support this development.

There was also a fairly humorous exchange on another website about this topic that went something like:


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We're falling behind! I demand that the US builds a 400 foot tall Megas XLR!
No, you're thinking too small! The US needs to build a giant robot on the moon!
You're thinking too small; the US needs to make the moon itself a giant robot.

Row! Row! Fight The Power!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS


It actually made me laugh out loud.
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Reply #7822 on: September 09, 2009, 02:46:23 PM

Oh man, Japan is building a 60ft tall Tetsujin. Now that's awesome.
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Reply #7823 on: September 09, 2009, 08:35:25 PM

My sock has a hole in it and my toe is poking out into my shoe. I hate that feeling :( I'm debating going and buying a new pair of socks to wear for the rest of the day.
Switch the sock to the other foot.  Unless they have holes in both ends...
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Reply #7824 on: September 09, 2009, 09:56:42 PM

Naugahyde.  What the fuck is Naugahyde anyway?  Geez, who the fuck names this stupid fucking shit?  Not me.  I could come up with something that sounds better than fucking Naugahyde!   ACK!

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Reply #7825 on: September 09, 2009, 11:01:10 PM

Just got back from my cousin's wedding, first time I've worn anything other than shorts and a t-shirt in months, lol. She looked great and the location (grandfather's house in the woods built around 1920) was a good choice. I'll post pics as soon as I get them emailed to me.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #7826 on: September 10, 2009, 02:34:19 AM

Signe
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Reply #7827 on: September 10, 2009, 07:19:02 AM

Who the fuck lives in the woods?  I mean, really.  Except for maybe Germans.  Ok, I did grow up in the woods.  For the first 13 years of my life, I lived in the fucking woods.  Who does that?  Why did my parents decide we should live in the fucking woods like fucking albino pin heads?  Geez.

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Cheddar
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Reply #7828 on: September 10, 2009, 07:23:10 AM

Who the fuck lives in the woods?  I mean, really.  Except for maybe Germans.  Ok, I did grow up in the woods.  For the first 13 years of my life, I lived in the fucking woods.  Who does that?  Why did my parents decide we should live in the fucking woods like fucking albino pin heads?  Geez.

I do.  My dream is to get a house in the middle of Maine and never deal with people again.  Ever.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #7829 on: September 10, 2009, 08:01:12 AM

I lived in the woods for most of my childhood.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #7830 on: September 10, 2009, 08:05:17 AM

The woods are fucking peaceful.  Some of them, anyway.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Reply #7831 on: September 10, 2009, 08:50:09 AM

Who the fuck lives in the woods?  I mean, really.  Except for maybe Germans.  Ok, I did grow up in the woods.  For the first 13 years of my life, I lived in the fucking woods.  Who does that?  Why did my parents decide we should live in the fucking woods like fucking albino pin heads?  Geez.

I do.  My dream is to get a house in the middle of Maine and never deal with people again.  Ever.

I saw a couple of wooded islands in lakes in Maine up for sale at astonishingly cheap prices this month.  I'll buy one in a shot if my life-plan worked out.  Not for the whole year, but for good chunks of it.

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Reply #7832 on: September 10, 2009, 08:54:41 AM

I have a random math question here, and I want to see if I did this right as my engineering skills are a little rusty.

If you have a 240 gallon compressed air tank at 115 psig that is supplying a flow of 20 liters per min at 70 psig; how long does it take the tank to go from 115 psig to 70 psig.

I got 29.22 minutes.

I'm not sure if I did it right.  Anyone have anything?
rattran
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Reply #7833 on: September 10, 2009, 10:09:44 AM

I have this big cup of coffee. It's glorious.
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Reply #7834 on: September 10, 2009, 10:10:21 AM

I am having flashbacks from DiffEq.

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Reply #7835 on: September 10, 2009, 10:54:43 AM

Naugahyde.  What the fuck is Naugahyde anyway?  Geez, who the fuck names this stupid fucking shit?  Not me.  I could come up with something that sounds better than fucking Naugahyde!   ACK!

When I was 16ish my best friend and I made up a Pen & Paper RPG that centered about hunting wild Nauga (big, vicious and mean critters with horns and gnashing fangs) in the sewers of Manhattan for your corporate masters at GM.  We were shooting for a Paranoia sort of feeling, 20 years later and I'm still pretty fond of the concept.

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Reply #7836 on: September 10, 2009, 11:07:37 AM

I have this big cup of coffee. It's glorious.

Mmm... glorious coffee...
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Reply #7837 on: September 10, 2009, 01:48:12 PM

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Reply #7838 on: September 10, 2009, 01:52:24 PM


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Reply #7839 on: September 10, 2009, 03:50:04 PM

Obviously you people grew up in woods where you had neighbours.  I grew up in woods where my parents said, "Don't wander further than the end of the road", and everyone else told their kids, "Don't go in the woods".  I guess they were afraid of their perfect little soldiers being eaten by whatever the fuck Naugahyde comes from.

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