Pennilenko
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Why? Do you have tiny little thumbs?
He's a duck, fluffing his feathers. If he had thumbs he would have been finished eons ago. Priceless.  |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Yegolev
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Did you devolve over the weekend?
Ah, no, not really. I would want to punch someone if it was someone else. Maybe a little strangulation. Nothing permanent. It's not really anyone's fault, but it's BOTHERSOME. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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I think you need thumbs to strangle someone.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Oban
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I think you need thumbs to strangle someone.
No, but they do help. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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gryeyes
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Oban
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Next time around I want to become either a meteorologist, a civil engineer or a member of Blizzard's server team.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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You know you're old and adult when the purchase of a new dishwasher for 1/3 of retail makes you all giddy.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
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/hi5
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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FatuousTwat
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You know you're old and adult when the purchase of a new dishwasher for 1/3 of retail makes you all giddy.
I'm not old, and I think that's awesome. Getting anything for 1/3 retail is great. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Yegolev
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I think you may be getting old.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Murgos
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Why does the Periodontist hate me?
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Because you masturbate.  |
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Murgos
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Because you masturbate. It always does seem to come down to the sin of Onan, doesn't it? |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Onan the Masturbarian.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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You only need one hand to facepalm, amirite? The world's saddest technique: the facepalm while masturbating. edit Actually I think I saw Louis CK doing that bit. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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Go to your room. All of you.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Oban
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... facepalm while masturbating.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Lantyssa
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Onan the Masturbarian.
Sky needs this as his grief title.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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schild
Administrator
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Onan the Masturbarian.
Sky needs this as his grief title. No. He's seriously milking this joke like it's funny (or ever was funny) and I'm tired of anyone drawing attention to it, including him. I'm completely convinced his avatar has made him stupid. |
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Yegolev
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It's all that damn rocking and rolling music. And the damn foreign cars. I almost typed something really offensive. I love you people. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Guess what I'm milking now?
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Yegolev
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In case you are curious, there's some  a-brewing over the jerkoff jokes. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Brogarn
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In case you are curious, there's some a-brewing over the jerkoff jokes. Not enough of them? |
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Yegolev
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Usually my tips are only "Stay in school" so take that post for what it's worth.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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In case you are curious, there's some a-brewing over the jerkoff jokes.  |
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Yegolev
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I'm just trying to help. Your call.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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No, I appreciate it, Yeg. Some people need to empty their vaginas of the sand.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Some people need to invest in a second joke. A funny one.
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schild
Administrator
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The Nintendo newsletter had this as it's subject:
"Eric, what's short, round, and tastes like a mustache?"
I threw up a little in my mouth.
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K9
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Geneva is very expensive and less interesting than I had hoped. It has a very pretty old town though. It's a fairly forgettable town otherwise.
Oh, the WHO building is really nice though.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I felt the same way about Brussels.  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Yegolev
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"Eric, what's short, round, and tastes like a mustache?"
"Coming 9/14/09" You don't say?! |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yegolev
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Welp, I was going to a remnant of a class reunion but that's been tossed and now I'm left to my own devices for the weekend. The responsible thing to do would be to tell my friend that I can't make it this weekend and go help my wife since she's away and taking care of a sick five-year-old and a three-day-old, two-ounce premature kitten. Sometimes being responsible sucks ass.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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Welp, I was going to a remnant of a class reunion but that's been tossed and now I'm left to my own devices for the weekend. The responsible thing to do would be to tell my friend that I can't make it this weekend and go help my wife since she's away and taking care of a sick five-year-old and a three-day-old, two-ounce premature kitten. Sometimes being responsible sucks ass.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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