Useless Conversation

[voodoolily]

r u shitfaced?

haha

[Yegolev]

The rise to the top for this thread was horribly brief.

[Sky]

I did my earth day shrub pruning bit, had a lot of fun. Turns out I like pruning, I had done some reading and ran through some tutorials on it a couple months ago.

Downside is my neighbors have all but killed the lilacs because they've been cutting anything that goes over the property line directly at the line. Anything that's not straight-up dead limbs is a massive bush of suckers. Cleaned most of that up and it looks better now, but I doubt if all four will survive. I think that may have been their plan, they had cut two down before I moved in, and they're on my property. Sucks to be them now.

They "replaced" the two they cut down with the spindliest excuses for cherry trees I've ever seen. Sorry, cheapasses, a one-foot high cherry twig is not a replacement for a ten-foot high lilac. Also, both of the cherries are dead after a single winter. Cockfags.

[voodoolily]

You really want to get them back good? Plant bamboo.

[rattran]

Or Kudzu. Or poison ivy.

[Oban]

Only listened to Bananaphone three times today.

[Prospero]

Fuck, I may have to go listen to it now. It's already starting up in my head.

[Lantyssa]

What's with the eyepatches?

[FatuousTwat]

I think I'm getting an ear infection... Fuck.

[stray]

Sorry to hear that (no pun intended..... ok maybe a little).

On another note:

[schild]

I don't understand how a movie, even a chick flick, can be unwatchable with this many bearable actors.

[Salamok]

I don't understand how a movie, even a chick flick, can be unwatchable with this many bearable actors.

You would think that a person who has enough time on their hands to watch this crap would have their flash game finished by now.

[schild]

I don't understand how a movie, even a chick flick, can be unwatchable with this many bearable actors.

You would think that a person who has enough time on their hands to watch this crap would have their flash game finished by now.

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH SICK BURN.

We had some music problems.

[schild]

Bradley Cooper basically has to pick between Jennifer Connelly and Scarlett Johansson. WHAT A TORTURED GUY.

[FatuousTwat]

How is the game going? Is there a thread already going for it, or are you trying to keep everything HUSH HUSH?

[schild]

Game dev forum.

[Merusk]

Lant has broken tradition and is no longer a panda. She's a pirate princess thing.  I bet it's still a redhead, though.

[Lantyssa]

It happens from time to time.  Yeah, probably a redhead though.  It's a good hair color.

[Yegolev]

We had some music problems.

The actual solution is to just watch the bits with Connelly and Johansson instead of the whole thing.

[Salamok]

We had some music problems.

The actual solution is to just watch the bits with Connelly and Johansson instead of the whole thing.

can you like just pm those types of comments to sky and have him post, because it would have been so much more appropriate to have daffy standing beside that comment.

[schild]

We had some music problems.

The actual solution is to just watch the bits with Connelly and Johansson instead of the whole thing.

Those might be the most unbearable parts. It really is a chick flick for women. They're absolutely the centerpiece of this movie and really, it confirms all those horrible things you think about the shallowness of women (as a man) but never say, and on top of that, it does nothing for their image. Oh, and it makes women look stupid. Really, I feel sorry for any guy who gets taken to this, but I feel even sorrier for any woman that thinks it's for them. So when I say "it's a chick flick for women" - I really mean "It's not a chick flick for anyone, but they really thought it was one for women when they made it. Then everything went straight to hell."

[Yegolev]

How is it you came to view this fine piece of cinema?  Maybe I could have said the real solution is to watch a good movie.

[schild]

How is it you came to view this fine piece of cinema?

Me thinks you're asking the wrong question.

Edit: Moreover, the question should be "What have you learned from watching this fine piece of cinema?" The answer to which is, "Just because something is "free" doesn't mean it should be consumed as entertainment."

[Merusk]

Hay Awesome, the local Toyota dealership saw my Resume on Monster and wants me to interview to be a salesman! I can think of no better job to have as the economy tanks and cars pile-up on docks because dealer lots are full  than car salesman! I'll have no inventory problems at all!

 

Fucking spam.

[Yegolev]

Edit: Moreover, the question should be "What have you learned from watching this fine piece of cinema?" The answer to which is, "Just because something is "free" doesn't mean it should be consumed as entertainment."

OK, no more questions from me.  Seems you have learned your lesson.

@Merusk, I'm glad you didn't take that one.  Don't go for that real-estate agent listing, either.

[Ironwood]

Weedkiller is awesome.

Die you mother fuckers.

[apocrypha]

Weedkiller is awesome.

DO NOT SNORT IT!

Man I learned that the hard way, like the difference between flammable and inflammable.

[Lantyssa]

Weedkiller is awesome.

Die you mother fuckers.

You're using it on plant life, right?

[Merusk]

Probably not, he's having too much fun.   I enjoy a good roundup spraying of dandelions that encroach from my neighbors' ill-cared-for yards, but I've never gotten THAT much glee out of it.

[rattran]

Bea Arthur is dead, can Abe Vigoda be far behind?

[Yegolev]

No way, I guess that's why Dick Valentine was going on about Bea Arthur.

Oh, I just got back from seeing Electric Six at Lenny's Bar.  It was faaaaantastic.  Now I am working!  Whee!

[Righ]

Is Lenny's Bar a gay bar?

[Sky]

I think so. I have six digits on my hand right now!

[Yegolev]

Is Lenny's Bar a gay bar?

I know it's popular, but I think High Voltage is much better.

Dick had them prohibit smoking in the place all evening.  He also had an asshole tossed out, partly because he put my wife in a headlock (according to her).  Great show from great showmen.

[Righ]

Is Lenny's Bar a gay bar?

I know it's popular, but I think High Voltage is much better.

If we're going by the first album, I'm The Bomb, Improper Dancing, and Dance Commander are all better then either. Have they ever done anything better than I'm The Bomb? It really is ready to go off in your shit.