Useless Conversation

[Signe]

I do just about everything in the house.  Tidying up, cleaning, cooking, laundry.  Righ makes money instead.  I kind of enjoy keeping house, actually.  I reckon if I cleaned it, it's mine.  Even his clothes and shoes.  All mine.  I do all the banking and finances so that's mine, too.

[Yegolev]

GG @ Righ


Edit to say that today isn't the best day to highlight certain aspects of my spouse.

[Signe]

You should be kind to your wife.  She is lovely.  You're lucky.

[Yegolev]

I am, she is and I am.

 

[Signe]

I know you are.  I remember the pool and all that stuff you did in your back garden to please your wife.  She's lucky, too. 

You are a good boy!

[Yegolev]

You're doing that thing again.  You know, what I said today was a bad day to do.

[Signe]

Oh right.  Sorry.  Have a nice day! 

[Yegolev]

To change the subject, why is today not Earth Day?

[Signe]

I am disappointed that threads I like are moved to politics.  Like the pot thread and the cootie thread.  I was so depressed after finding that the pot thread ended up in politics that I had to get stoned to cheer myself up.  I don't want to touch a child for the cooties, though.   

Dammit. 

[voodoolily]

To change the subject, why is today not Earth Day?

Because hippies are too busy taking bong hits to check their calendars.

[apocrypha]

I am disappointed that threads I like are moved to politics. 

I can probably turn any thread into a political one. Are there any in particular you'd like to disappear into that quagmire? 

[Merusk]

What is it about Jimmy fallon that just makes me want to start hitting him and never stop?  I can't place it.

[Yegolev]

For me, it's his continued existence.

[Sky]

He's no Conan or Dave, but he beats the shit out of every other non-Tonight Show host, ever. Excluding Jon Stewart's old show.

[schild]

He's no Conan or Dave, but he beats the shit out of every other non-Tonight Show host, ever. Excluding Jon Stewart's old show.

By excluding Conan, Dave, or Jon, you have managed to set the bar as low as possible. That's not an effective way to compliment someone.

[Salamok]

Bring Back Arsenio!

[Nevermore]

Way to be better than Magic Johnson, Jimmy!

[Sky]

Chevy Chase!

[Yegolev]

He's no Conan or Dave, but he beats the shit out of every other non-Tonight Show host, ever. Excluding Jon Stewart's old show.

What?  Fallon has his own show?

[Nebu]

What?  Fallon has his own show?

Frightening, eh? 

Reminds me of...

[Yegolev]

... except unwatchable.

 

[voodoolily]

What is it about Jimmy fallon that just makes me want to start hitting him and never stop?  I can't place it.

The way he ruins every joke by laughing before he gets to the punchline? His face? I bet it's the face.

[Sky]

I would watch Fallon 24/7 before I'd watch one fucking Carson Daly.

[Selby]

I would watch Fallon 24/7 before I'd watch one fucking Carson Daly.

Isn't that the truth.  Carson makes me want to punch him repeatedly.  Fallon can be annoying, but he amuses me enough to not get upset about (like I've said before, I can see why some people would hate him).

[HaemishM]

Fallon is a talentless, unfunny hack with zero screen presence and little to justify his continued appearance anywhere on television. He needs to appear on "Celebrities Getting Punched in the Face."

[Draegan]

So I'm going to play some Diablo 2.  I havn't played a lot since forever.  I bought the game again last year but never got around to getting into it again.  I'm gameless right now so I figured I'd give it a shot.

When you play this game (or when you used to) did you make a new character and play through the game normally?  Or did you level up your character by creating new games over and over grinding for items?  I never got into it that way, I think I beat it a few times by just following the storyline.

[schild]

I'd like to start a movement to have used (AND NEW) car salespeople to have to register as sex offenders.

If they aren't rapists, I don't know what qualifies anymore.

[Salamok]

I'd like to start a movement to have used (AND NEW) car salespeople to have to register as sex offenders.

If they aren't rapists, I don't know what qualifies anymore.

lol, you should have stuck with my bad ass go kart idea then progressed it into the equivalent of a case mod for your car.

[stray]

i used to not like jimmy fallon, but he won me over with nick burns. "MOVE!"

[HaemishM]

You know, that character has not aged well at all. I used to laugh at that.

[stray]

Yeah, but the "Move!" bit is still funny. True to life.

[Yegolev]

It's because Nick Burns and Jimmy Fallon are both infuriating douchebags who should not be on camera.

[Merusk]

What is it about Jimmy fallon that just makes me want to start hitting him and never stop?  I can't place it.

The way he ruins every joke by laughing before he gets to the punchline? His face? I bet it's the face.

I think it's the laughing bit.  He finds himself incredibly funny.. much like his whole class of forgettable SNL alums. Fey and Ferrell are the only two I ever enjoyed.

[stray]

Hmm, not to defend him too much, but I don't think he finds himself that funny. He's just a giddy person with a cool job. A person who probably would have been better replaced in that job, granted... but I don't think he's particularly egotistical.

[stray]

All I've been eating is fruit and trailer trash food: Frito pie, mac and cheese with ketchup, chili dogs with jalapeños, Spaghettio's, Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza, etc. It's really strange. Hoping it passes soon.

I made a somewhat Frito Pie concoction with fucktons of jalapenos. More like an awesome dip for Fritos. But you know what puts it over the top? Washing it down with some nice Mexican coffee. This is a good combo.