Segoris
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Yegolev
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Happy Earth Day, cockfags!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cyrrex
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Shame on me for not knowing, but what exactly are we supposed to be doing differently on Earth Day? I'm already recycling and not using hairspray. I tried not to over-accelerate my car on the way to work today, also.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Nebu
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Happy Earth Day, cockfags!
I don't know why, but that made me imagine a Birthday cake with the wording "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COCKFAG!" on it. I should bring one of those to work some day. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Yegolev
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Shame on me for not knowing, but what exactly are we supposed to be doing differently on Earth Day?
Wear a poncho and be a cockfag. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'm just going to wear a duck suit and masturbate all day, in memory of the masturbating bear. RIP, masturbating bear, 11:30 couldn't handle you.
SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
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Signe
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Go look at some nature, you useless men! (and you, too, Cyrrex!) Dig in the dirt and play with a worm. To celebrate Earth Day, I'll donate to EarthCorps, and pick up some nice potted plants from the Earth Day charity stand down the road for the decks and some nice soy tarts and a new warmer from the same place - if it's still open by the time I drag myself out of the house. This evening I'll make a yummy dinner for my husband who is from Earth and then kick back and relax with a nice bit of herbal remedy wrapped up in some good hemp paper. All earth, all day. I might have a Martini, too, if I remember to get olives. That has nothing to do with Earth Day actually - I've just been craving something with ice cold vodka in it. One will drunken me nicely, too, because I almost never drink alcohol.
Yesterday, Magenta caught a fly and Lister ate it. That's their contribution.
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Cyrrex
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I find that the best way to avoid upsetting the precious balance of nature is for me to avoid it altogether. Just think if I attempted to dig up a worm and actually squished it.
Wait a damn...are you still confused about my gender? Didn't I send you some pics of my burly man nipples at some point?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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JWIV
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I celebrated today by driving into work instead of taking the MARC (it was delayed this morning).
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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masturbate all day play with a worm
 I took a picture of a squirrel. I didn't know it was Earth Day but I can pretend if you like.  |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Good idea, I should get an air gun and shoot some squirrels. Maybe one of those airsoft dealies to fuck with the neighbors.
Anyway, I'll probably prune some bushes back so they don't choke out the lilac in the corner. My neighbors would probably kill the young lilac and plant a tiny twig of lilac that'll die.
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Engels
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Yep, that went straight to my facebook status |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Merusk
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The wiggles did it better!!
Ed: Also, fuck Earth Day. This is scorched earth day for me, whee.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Yegolev
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I can retroactivate some Earth Day shit. I'm building a raised planter for my wife to grow food in. It's actually part of her preparation for The Collapse but today I'll say it's for Earth Day. I'm thinking hard about roughing up some clay, spreading some lime and trying to grow some grass in the muddy spots of the back yard. I think I'll take a piss in the yard this evening when I get home.
I won't be farming, my wife will. I can teach her. I know about farming. /baltarcry
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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rattran
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Umm, I fed the squirrels, woodchucks and birds. Then grilled some salmon and had to feed a bit of it to the baby skunks.
Perhaps to make up for it I'll go drive really fast and loud in my FJ later.
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Signe
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Yay! We're celebrating together!  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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We can talk about how we counteract today's environmental buffs with some debuffs tomorrow.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nevermore
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We were feeding the little family of a mother duck and her little ducklings at lunch. Ducklings are like the cutest little things ever!
As an added bonus, when the collapse happens those ducks will be fearless around people and thus much easier to catch for dinner.
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Over and out.
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Merusk
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We can talk about how we counteract today's environmental buffs with some debuffs tomorrow.
Let's talk about stacking debuffs for optimal efficiency. That way maybe God will nerf them a-la MMO Devs. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Umm, I fed the squirrels, woodchucks and birds. Then grilled some salmon and had to feed a bit of it to the baby skunks.
Perhaps to make up for it I'll go drive really fast and loud in my FJ later.
I hate you, but then I love you! You should really be more efficient and just grill the squirrels, woodchucks and birds and feed them to the skunks. Then shoot the skunks.  Then tie the skunk tail around your FJ's antenna! |
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Yegolev
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We can talk about how we counteract today's environmental buffs with some debuffs tomorrow.
Let's talk about stacking debuffs for optimal efficiency. That way maybe God will nerf them a-la MMO Devs. The nerf is coming. It's bothersomely cold this season here and most everything in Australia has been roasted already. Once we get to the point where Russia is mostly temperate-to-tropical and they switch from vodka to Corona Light, we'll all be rightly fucked. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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I'm celebrating by filling up my car 'cause it was on empty, getting extra sodas out of the machine since I have none at home, and popping a pill because I kicked the toe I broke a while back and it's bothering me. I'm sure it's made from all-natural synthetic compounds.
Also I'm upset at bureaucracy that is okay with not changing a single link of a template in a pilot program but could cost us students. They'd rather do studies and a dozen work arounds than allow us to change a link. It's totally harshing my melon.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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DID SOMEONE MENTION MELONS!?
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Yegolev
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I'd like to take an image of that last post, including avatar, and make it my avatar.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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You could change Sky's grief title to say that. Or steal his avatar and make it your own title.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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MrHat
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I think rocking inverted colors and making the eyes demon red could add an extra level the the jacking-duck for sure.
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Merusk
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I think rocking inverted colors and making the eyes demon red could add an extra level the the jacking-duck for sure.
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FatuousTwat
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For earth day I'm mowing my lawn with a 2stroke weedwhacker... Take that mother earth!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Engels
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For earth day I'm mowing my lawn with a 2stroke weedwhacker... Take that mother earth!
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Segoris
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Meh, no need to mess with colors. Just add more to it  |
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Yegolev
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This thread is finally paying off.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Murgos
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This thread is finally paying off.
187 pages later... |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Engels
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wasn't KSM waterboarded 187 times? Maybe this thread needed to be f13forumboarded 187 times for results. I'm in all sorts of good taste today! |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Signe
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r u shitfaced?
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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. And I thought the collector plates were bad. I wonder whats next