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apocrypha
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Reply #6055 on: March 12, 2009, 02:59:53 AM

Ahhh Larry Niven, yeah that was it. Man that was a long time ago.

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Reply #6056 on: March 12, 2009, 02:14:38 PM

I just got tickets to see Simon Callow, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen (Magneto and Xavier, together at last, again) and, erm, Ronald Pickup doing Waiting For Godot next month.  I am delighted.


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Reply #6057 on: March 12, 2009, 04:05:43 PM

That's awesome. I'm seriously jealous. I still have hopes of finding a video of Steve Martin and Robin Williams doing Godot, but that could be just as good.
rattran
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Reply #6058 on: March 12, 2009, 07:49:55 PM

I have acquired girls scout cookies. Everything is now good.
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Reply #6059 on: March 12, 2009, 08:02:29 PM

I have acquired girls scout cookies. Everything is now good.
I have not yet acquired girl scouts, I'll let you know when though.
FatuousTwat
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Reply #6060 on: March 12, 2009, 08:26:02 PM

Why are girls scout cookies so good? I think the girls scout leader is actually an alien overmind that controls their thoughts and sucks their blood to inject into the cookies. THEY ARE PREPARING FOR AN INVASION!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #6061 on: March 12, 2009, 08:43:56 PM

All hail our new thin mint overlords.
Salamok
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Reply #6062 on: March 12, 2009, 08:58:03 PM

is there a competetive eating event involving girlscout cookies, if so i think i am ready to go pro.
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Reply #6063 on: March 12, 2009, 09:07:37 PM

Girl Scout cookies are fucking evil. That being said, I'll take a box of thin mints, samoas, and tagalongs please  awesome, for real
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Reply #6064 on: March 12, 2009, 09:28:34 PM

I'm so proud of myself for not having bought a box this past season. I'm trying to lose weight, on day.

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Reply #6065 on: March 12, 2009, 09:28:51 PM

I'm so proud of myself for not having bought a box this past season. I'm trying to lose weight...one day.

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Oban
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Reply #6066 on: March 13, 2009, 03:29:34 AM

Thin Mints are legalized amphetamine and the pushers are too damned cute to say no to.

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Reply #6067 on: March 13, 2009, 05:02:10 AM

Girl Scout cookies are horrible.  All of them. 

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Reg
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Reply #6068 on: March 13, 2009, 05:21:58 AM

Sheesh you don't see us criticizing Llanboidy Puffs do you? Leave our girl scout cookies alone!
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Reply #6069 on: March 13, 2009, 05:56:33 AM

Why would I care if you criticise some Welsh thing?  I'm not Welsh, you know.  It's not like I'm mocking your spotted dick.  Girl Scout cookies taste bad.  The mint ones are probably the best but they're even crappy.  I only tell you how bad they are for your own good and because it brings me joy to dis the cookies you love so much.

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Reply #6070 on: March 13, 2009, 05:59:19 AM

Darn. And I so enjoyed teasing you about Welsh stuff too.
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Reply #6071 on: March 13, 2009, 06:04:17 AM

And I enjoyed having a laugh about your spotted dick!  It's important to try and focus our mocking on REAL Welsh people though. 

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Reply #6072 on: March 13, 2009, 07:43:29 AM

I really should learn more about my Welsh heritage so that I can feel insulted by you people or something. In the meantime though, Signe, you are crazy girl.

The only thing better than chocolate mint wafer cookies, are said cookies being delivered to you by a girlscout to make you feel less guilty about buying cookies. "It's for a good cause" always trumps "I really should eat healthier".

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Reply #6073 on: March 13, 2009, 09:50:04 PM

So I have to measure myself for a suit etc for the US. Anyone know a site that lists such information handily?
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Reply #6074 on: March 13, 2009, 11:58:52 PM

I don't think there are any websites that can tell you what your measurements are just through a browser....  swamp poop

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Reply #6075 on: March 14, 2009, 12:09:57 AM

I don't think there are any websites that can tell you what your measurements are just through a browser....  swamp poop

 awesome, for real

I meant if American measuring sizing systems are different to other parts in the world. Strange concept, I know.
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Reply #6076 on: March 14, 2009, 04:08:07 AM


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Reply #6077 on: March 14, 2009, 04:33:17 AM

I've never worn a suit in my life. Unless you count the Texas Cowboy Tux.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

I wish I had an excuse to though...
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Reply #6078 on: March 14, 2009, 08:00:50 AM

It probably wouldn't kill you to own at least one.

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Reply #6079 on: March 14, 2009, 08:40:09 AM

But why?  If you don't ever have to wear one, why own one? 

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Reply #6080 on: March 14, 2009, 09:04:31 AM

It probably wouldn't kill you to own at least one.

Actually, it'd probably take someone else getting killed for me to wear one. And even then, I'll probably pass on their funeral.
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Reply #6081 on: March 14, 2009, 05:42:53 PM

But why?  If you don't ever have to wear one, why own one? 

Why would you need to have to wear one? Suits are cool, they make men look good and suave and shit.

Also thanks for the kind words, my mother was in fact fine. She had a pretty nasty liver infection though that was definitely non-trivial, my aunts did indeed think she was not long for this world. On the upside the hospital had at least two Irish nurses with whom she chatted about the ould country so it wasn't absolutely necessary I went down but I was glad I did.

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Reply #6082 on: March 14, 2009, 05:46:43 PM

I wish I had an excuse to though...

Get a good job?   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #6083 on: March 14, 2009, 07:05:34 PM

I agree that men can look great in a suit.  Righ does when he has to be a corporate spook.  If you don't like them, though, and have no reason to wear one - why bother owning one?  Buy a suit you don't need and suddenly someone dies or you end up in a job that requires one!  Next thing you know, you're driving down the road, feeling smart and snazzy in your suit and your tie pulls an Isadora Duncan on you!  It's tempting fate!   

I'm glad your mum is okay!

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Reply #6084 on: March 14, 2009, 07:08:02 PM

I wish I had an excuse to though...

Get a good job?   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

I don't know "The Secret".
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Reply #6085 on: March 14, 2009, 07:22:31 PM

Next thing you know, you're driving down the road, feeling smart and snazzy in your suit and your tie pulls an Isadora Duncan on you!

That's what God invented bow ties and cravats for (also for rich people!) awesome, for real

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Reply #6086 on: March 14, 2009, 07:59:07 PM

I don't know "The Secret".

Stop whining?

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #6087 on: March 14, 2009, 08:03:26 PM

Hah. How am I whining? I don't give two fucks about suits or even necessarily having a good job. I'm fine.

It was a joke. The "Secret" is one of those big self help books about the law of attraction and success.
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Reply #6088 on: March 15, 2009, 01:44:44 AM

I have 2 suits. TWO ffs. One of them I've worn twice, once for my wedding and once at someone else's wedding. The other one I used to have to wear for conference presentations so I associate it with fear and thus it will probably never be worn again. In fact it probably even smells of fear. I should burn it. It hangs in the wardrobe like a secret ghost, tormenting me. I'm gonna burn it. Yeah.


Just had an awesome breakfast though! Poached eggs, fried tomatoes, mushrooms, bacon & thyme, smoked salmon and toasted muffins.


Still gonna burn that suit.

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Reply #6089 on: March 15, 2009, 06:31:22 AM

OMG, NowhereMan, you wear a cravat!  You really ARE David Niven!


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