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murdoc
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Reply #4900 on: December 12, 2008, 10:01:48 AM

I spend too much money at Starbucks. Hazelnut Americano is my kryptonite.

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Murgos
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Reply #4901 on: December 12, 2008, 10:09:10 AM

I don't get the Americano.

Take espresso and add... water?  Oh yea, that's tasty.

If I go in the morning it's just regular dark blend for me.  If I go in the afternoon as a break and 'pick-me-up' I'll get a non-fat latte.  I actually can't taste the difference between non-fat latte and regular so there is no point to me for loading up the calories (no whipped cream either).

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Reply #4902 on: December 12, 2008, 10:09:41 AM

I spend too much money at Starbucks. Hazelnut Americano is my kryptonite.

The Americano is such a safe drink.  Always tastes good.

The pumpkin bread is what gets me.

It's so delicious.
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Reply #4903 on: December 12, 2008, 10:12:29 AM

yeah, after Oban mentioned it here, i've been a fulltime americano addict. haven't tried it with hazelnut though. hmm.
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Reply #4904 on: December 12, 2008, 10:14:56 AM

yeah, after Oban mentioned it here, i've been a fulltime americano addict. haven't tried it with hazelnut though. hmm.

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Reply #4905 on: December 12, 2008, 10:24:57 AM

This is what I call ruined coffee:

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The most expensive bean in the world is produced in Indonesia. Called Kopi Luak, it costs 700 US dollars (USD) for a kilogram (2.2 lb) and has a flavor that is impossible to imitate. The reason for this is that the Civet cat chews on the ripe cherries and the stone, or coffee bean, is retrieved by farmers once it has taken its natural course through the cat. The bean is then washed and roasted, and the intense odor of the drink comes from the musk secreted by the anal glands of the cat.
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Reply #4906 on: December 12, 2008, 10:33:11 AM

I just shit some beans in a bag this past weekend.  I'll sell them to you for only $350 per kilogram.  Send a PM.

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Reply #4907 on: December 12, 2008, 12:15:38 PM

The thing that gets me about stories like that is this.  Who was the first guy who was walking through the jungle one day and decided: Hey look!  Coffee beans in that cat shit!  Lets roast them up and see what it tastes like!
« Last Edit: December 12, 2008, 12:49:43 PM by Nevermore »

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Reply #4908 on: December 12, 2008, 12:26:02 PM

I love coffee, and I can't drink it anymore.

Fucking acid reflux.
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Reply #4909 on: December 12, 2008, 12:26:30 PM

The thing that gets me about stories like that is this.  Who was the first guy who was walking through the jungle one day and decided: Hey look!  Coffee beans in that cat shit!  Lets roast them up and see that it tastes like!

Someone with a very bad caffeine headache.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #4910 on: December 12, 2008, 01:40:41 PM

The thing that gets me about stories like that is this.  Who was the first guy who was walking through the jungle one day and decided: Hey look!  Coffee beans in that cat shit!  Lets roast them up and see what it tastes like!
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Reply #4911 on: December 13, 2008, 04:34:21 AM

I imagine it was more along the lines of, "Hey look, the civet got into the coffee beans!  Hey, you know what?  I bet if we brew this up we can get Joe to drink it..."

Followed shortly by, "Holy crap!  He likes it!  Hmm, I wonder if we can sell it to the Americans?  They're stupid and rich, right?"

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Reply #4912 on: December 15, 2008, 07:33:14 AM

In this economy, particularly as lousy as the homebuilding sector is, WHY oh WHY do we keep estimators who can't figure out that if a customer buys a ceiling light, then maybe, just MAYBE there should be a wire going from the wall switch to the light.  You know, like the dashed line on the plan is showing.

Oh no.  Instead we'll make architecture draw it AND add a note to "provide wiring for ceiling light installation."

Yeah.

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Reply #4913 on: December 15, 2008, 05:21:31 PM

I finally jumped on the Christmas avatar bandwagon. I hope it reflects my feelings on the season.

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Reply #4914 on: December 17, 2008, 09:42:24 AM

When is Festivus?  Or are we foregoing it this year?

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #4915 on: December 17, 2008, 11:30:53 AM

Meh.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #4916 on: December 17, 2008, 11:36:17 AM

So my mom is a hospice nurse right?

Last night someone broke into her car and stole $300 and her nursing bag that had all of her equipment and supplies in it worth around $600.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

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Reply #4917 on: December 17, 2008, 11:39:34 AM

Yeah, burglars are lame. Always taking shit they especially don't need. As if money wasn't bad enough.. they just fucking grief you on top of it.

I bet they probably threw that shit in a dumpster too, not knowing wtf.
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Reply #4918 on: December 17, 2008, 11:43:03 AM

Yeah, the "hardest" drug she had in there was topical Lidocaine. And yeah, I'm sure the bag is on it's way to the dump already... Seriously, you snuck up to the fucking house and stole the bag, you couldn't just throw the fucker back over the fence when you found out it was worthless to you?

Just makes me hate humanity in general even more than I already did before.

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Reply #4919 on: December 17, 2008, 12:04:34 PM

Everybody knows you run off behind a dumpster before you open the bag.  Also, sorry.  You might interrogate those hospice people.

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Reply #4920 on: December 17, 2008, 02:23:12 PM

Question I could not answer today...  ACK!

What the fuck is "Boxing Night" ?


edit: Where did that "t" come from Huh

edit2: "Boxing night", dammit.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2008, 03:33:52 PM by Der Helm »

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Reply #4921 on: December 17, 2008, 02:24:13 PM


What the fuck ist "packing night" ?

Heh, you're German.

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Reply #4922 on: December 17, 2008, 02:43:58 PM

Question I could not answer today...  ACK!

What the fuck ist "packing night" ?

Well, some times when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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Reply #4923 on: December 17, 2008, 02:47:16 PM

Indeed. I am feeling a bit "under the weather" so to speak, you should see the errors I have made in German sentences over the last few days.

Hillarious.

If you are German.  awesome, for real

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Reply #4924 on: December 17, 2008, 02:50:47 PM

Question I could not answer today...  ACK!

What the fuck is "packing night" ?

Well, some times when a man and a woman love each other very much...

awesome ... for real ...

Sure it has nothing to do with Christmas ?

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Reply #4925 on: December 17, 2008, 02:57:57 PM

Do you mean Boxing Day?

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Reply #4926 on: December 17, 2008, 03:30:15 PM

Do you mean Boxing Day?

awesome, for real

Wow. Yes, I do. I should get some sleep. It might be better not to talk to other people till I got this cold out of my system.

Good thing I have an oral presentation about Shakespeare in 12 hours.

Yes. Boxing day. Dammit.

 swamp poop

edit: Not bad.Gramar, sense of tense, vocabulary. I should tape my presentation  why so serious?
« Last Edit: December 17, 2008, 03:35:32 PM by Der Helm »

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Reply #4927 on: December 17, 2008, 03:50:50 PM

Even under the weather you speak better English than I do German.  (Not using it for twenty years doesn't help, but still...)

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #4928 on: December 17, 2008, 04:27:55 PM

I am banning emoticons for all time. Let the chips fall where they may.
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Reply #4929 on: December 17, 2008, 05:06:13 PM

 ACK!
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Reply #4930 on: December 17, 2008, 06:02:44 PM

Good thing I have an oral presentation about Shakespeare in 12 hours.

Are you presenting it in the original language?

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Reply #4931 on: December 17, 2008, 07:11:16 PM

Looks like there might be a "great" new tax in NY. Patterson is making everyone shit themselves with his new budget. NY is about to become the worst state to live in. Rejoice, Haemmy. Anyway, new tax is on internet-purchased music, but may be worded to include downloaded games (the article mentions Valve specifically):  http://tinyurl.com/4sw35n
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Reply #4932 on: December 17, 2008, 07:39:54 PM

So - Looks like I will indeed be showing up as a potential juror tomorrow.  Which mostly means sitting around with a bunch of other bored people for an entire day waiting to be called only to be rejected.
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Reply #4933 on: December 18, 2008, 08:49:04 AM

Like me at a Dating Agency.

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Reply #4934 on: December 18, 2008, 08:55:16 AM

Like me at a Dating Agency.


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