Useless Conversation

[Sky]

What the heck is drizzop? :P

Yo, when dat hot wax gonna drizzop, beyotch? Fo sho.

[Signe]

My black pussy has to have ass surgery and I'm really upset. 

[Pennilenko]

My black pussy has to have ass surgery and I'm really upset. 

Why?

[Cheddar]

Got too close to me.   

[Signe]

I'll tell you but you might regret asking.  Of course you probably already realise from the words "ass" and "surgery" it's not going to sound pretty.  She has impacted anal sacs.  There is a small chance that they keep getting impacted and she cannot express them properly, it could end up to be cancer down the line.  I would bring her to the vet to have them expressed more often and I'm even willing to do it myself (even though I know she would turn in to a furry ball of hypodermic needles) but they fill up too quickly.  My poor baby is going to have a sore bum for the holidays.  

God.  I'm glad I don't have anal sacs!  

[Prospero]

[apocrypha]

Ugh that's not pleasant Signe. Am I right in thinking cats arse glands smell horrible when they're blocked?

Edit: lol nice timing Prospero 

[Signe]

She's never had an odour and my sister's dog who has the same problem doesn't stick, either.  I'm sure if you let something like this go without attention and the gland becomes infected that there would be a stink, though. 

It figures someone on f13 would find a comic about my poor kitty's ass problem!  Sheesh!

[MrHat]

Play the best song in the world.

Or I'll eat your souls.

[Merusk]

OK

[FatuousTwat]

I don't know why people hate jury duty.  The commute, probably, but otherwise it's like a vacation.

Driving, going to unknown places, and people are my largest fears and at times physically debilitating.  Going to jury duty is like living out a horror movie.

Further, I'm not going to lie about my views.  While it will get me thrown off most jury panels, my views tend to be unconventional.  Being forced to state them publicly can get a little uncomfortable (beyond the social anxiety).  Like the last time where I was one of two people who thought the State shouldn't be making arrests for prostitution.

Pretty much my problem exactly. I had jury duty around this time last year. I don't drive and it is a 2 hour bus ride to and from the courthouse. Add on meeting/being around a bunch of people I don't know and talking about myself to these people equals hell. I get the whole nine yards when it comes to symptoms, but the panic attacks are very rare, thankfully.

I pretty much passed out and slept for 12 hours when I got home, it was taxing.

[Prospero]

It figures someone on f13 would find a comic about my poor kitty's ass problem!  Sheesh!

What;s sad is I never have an appropriate clever/relevant image for a conversation. But you talk about cat ass glands and I'm in on it. I think I need to go rethink my life.

[Sky]

Play the best song in the world.

Or I'll eat your souls.

Ah, I shoulda brought my pick of destiny to the jam when I played. That woulda ruled.

[stray]

I think I have a parasite. It's caused me to lose 15 lbs, lives off of coffee, makes me sleep at parties, and causes a hernia in my back.

[schild]

I think I have a parasite. It's caused me to lose 15 lbs, lives off of coffee, makes me sleep at parties, and causes a hernia in my back.

Is the parasite by any chance named Heroin?

[Ironwood]

Strangely, Stardust was an enjoyable movie.

In which Claire Danes was hot.

[Lantyssa]

I really liked Stardust.

[stray]

you just liked the gay pirate, didn't you?

[apocrypha]

Bugsy Malone is on the telly right now. Memories of being 7 years old again and having funny feelings I didn't quite understand about Jodie Foster.

 

[NiX]

It's amazing how funny being selective with quotes can be...

...She has impacted anal sacs.  There is a small chance that they keep getting impacted and she cannot express them properly...

Pretty much my problem exactly...

[rattran]

I got a new keyboard today to replace my much loved but unreliable Lycosa (keys would randomly turn off requiring unplugging/replugging the usb) I got an ultrathin Logitech Illuminated keyboard. It's works fine, looks good, and I can disable the stupid fucking windows key. I love it. ymmv, I know Schild would hate it as it's the very opposite of the kind he likes.

And good luck to Signe's kitty.

[Strazos]

So, I love me some Craps. Gotta love going in with only $190 (had to eat!), going up, down, up, and then down to a single $25 chip....only to get someone to throw an incredible streak and put me back at even.

Even after throwing away at $50 at Blackjack, I really cannot complain. 

Seriously, paying about $40 in the end, to play around in a casino for like 9 hours....no problems with that.

[Ironwood]

So my Server has been randomly restarting itself, my home games machine now has a problem where it won't switch on and the wife just melted her Graphics card by allowing a metric fuckton of dust onto the fan, rendering it unable to spin.

Merry fucking Christmas.

I know it's my job, but I fucking HATE technology.

[Lantyssa]

Apparently the feeling is mutual. 

I suggest turning the problem machines into charcoal.

[Righ]

Why, so that he can give them to people he first-foots on Hogmanay instead of a lump of coal?

[Lantyssa]

Exactly!

[MrHat]

I'm in Paris until the 27th. Any personal recommendations on What i should see? Where should I eat?

[schild]

Where should I eat?

If I went back to Paris, I would eat at a couple fine dining places, but mostly street food/cafes.

In other words, nearly anywhere that looks like it belongs in Paris. The food there is second to only Italy in Europe, imo. Aren't you visiting a friend though?

[Strazos]

What i should see?

If you're there for awhile, just wander around; the Metro is awesome, and you can get anywhere you want very quickly.

Hell, you can kill a day Just in the Louvre.

Or you can stand in line at the Eiffel Tower.

[Rasix]

I'm in Paris until the 27th. Any personal recommendations on What i should see? Where should I eat?

Louvre - spent nearly 2 days. It's huge, it's awesome.  Hell, seeing the Code of Hammurabi up close was epic.
Musee D'Orsay - wasn't my favorite, but a lot of good art here.
Rodan museum - great stuff.
Garden of Luxembourg - beautiful park to just chill out and enjoy a crepe.  Btw, the cheaper the crepe the better it is usually.

Avoid Versailles.  It's crowded, unconformable and you're in close quarters constantly with tourists that have varying degrees of body odor.  You shuffle from one room to the next like cattle.

Like schild said, you can't go wrong with a cafe. Avoid chainy shit.  I wish I could remember the name of the Basque place I ate at, it was great.  Went to Dominic Beaumarche's (sp)  new (a few years ago) restaurant for some fine dining and it was very good but very pricey.  L'As du Falafel in the Marais was very good for a nice cheap meal. 

[schild]

Btw, the cheaper the crepe the better it is usually.

This is why I said eat street food ^_^

Seriously, the best stuff in France is pretty much the cost of what you would find in a gas station here. I mean there's some great fine dining, but it's really one of the better cities for being a poor schmuck. You probably eat better than most of the middle class and up, taste-wise.

[Signe]

You really could spend days and days at the Louvre.  Seriously.  There's a tour of the sewers (it's interesting!) but it'll probably be a bit chilly down there this time of year.  It was even chilly in summer.  Also The Catacombs - lots of steps!  The shops at Rue Cler are great for shopping and has a lot of really nice, comfy places to eat.  We also went on one of the River Seine boat tours, which was very okay but walking about is much better.  Don't forget to read The Da Vinci Code on the plane and then go visit St-Sulpice - it's the thing to do now days.  My favourite museum (The Louvre is beyond a museum) is the Musee Marmottan.  Monet, Monet, Monet!  It really is very incredible. 

I love Paris.  I can't even tell you all the stuff I love about it.  Righ was mostly working so I called a friend of mine once and we just wandered everywhere for about two weeks.  There's too much to see.  You should find a good tourism site and pick things you're really interested in so you don't miss them.  If you like military stuff, there are a TONNE of museums and exhibits devoted to that.  There is also a really cool museum for Paris history which has a good bit of stuff on Voltaire but I forget what it's called.  Sorry. 

I love Paris. 

[JWIV]

I loved all the patisserie's there.  Street sandwiches outside of the Louvre were fantastic (god I love the spicy mustard there).  Louvre was phenomenal and I wish I had spent two days there instead of just a half day.   I liked Versailles - yes it's crowded, but it does give you an entirely new basis for the word gaudy.

Go see the churches - doesn't matter if you're religious or not they're worth it.   Notre Dame and Sainte' Chapple (over by the Palace of Justice) at least are the big ones and if you find yourself out in Montmarte, Sacre Coeur is worth climbing up to the top for the view of Paris.  Course, if you're in Montmarte, you could also stop off in the Moulin Rouge (or one of the other clubs in the area).

[murdoc]

I finally broke down and let my wife buy the dog boots. Stupid cold weather. He looks like a retard, and that's BEFORE he does his slow motion high leg kick walk.

edit: Some day I'll actually proofread my postings before I post them. But not today.

[voodoolily]

Went for a snow walk the other day with my friend and his dog, and the poor lil' guy kept having to stop and chew ice nuggets out of his toes. The dog was miserable, too. Hay-o!