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Yegolev
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When does your new Blackberry admin start?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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what ever happened to superpoptart
She's still married to me. And playing Warhammer Online. |
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Ironwood
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When does your new Blackberry admin start?
Uh ? Did I get fired ? |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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When does your new Blackberry admin start?
Uh ? Did I get fired ? Whoops!  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yegolev
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Today's new word:
arschgeweih
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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Only it's not new. Well, unless you just got one today! Then grats!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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It's new to me. I'm going to try to work it into dinner conversation.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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FatuousTwat
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I would just like to set down for future generations a dream I had recently.
I'm walking through a forest, and come upon some yurts covered in brown hides. I walk around to the back, and there are 2 human-sized squirrels field-dressing another giant squirrel and they are both up to their armpits in blood. I start screaming and flipping out, and they get all surprised/afraid. I start laughing and say "What the fuck do I care?! YOU ARE JUST A COUPLE OF FUCKING SQUIRRELS!", and continue on my way.
Didn't want to forget it.
I'm stealing this for my video game. That's ok, just put my name in it somewhere. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Today's new word:
arschgeweih
Also 'Tramp Stamp' 'Cali license plate' |
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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You know when they deliver chinese food? And they give you 3 forks to eat it.
Do they do that just to make you feel guilty for eating all of it like a fatass?
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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I would.
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-Rasix
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I'm still about, I'm maiming people in Half Life 2 DM and CTF and catassing my way to victory on Warhammer Online. ;-)    Hiya HAT! |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Yegolev
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You know when they deliver chinese food? And they give you 3 forks to eat it.
Do they do that just to make you feel guilty for eating all of it like a fatass?
YOU FAT AMEDIKAN, YOU NO EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS BECAUSE YOU LAZY AND STUPID, MAYBE YOU USE THREE FORKS LIKE SHOVEL! I OWN YOUR MORTGAGE BECAUSE YOUR BANKS ALL DIED! |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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You know when they deliver chinese food? And they give you 3 forks to eat it.
Do they do that just to make you feel guilty for eating all of it like a fatass?
YOU FAT AMEDIKAN, YOU NO EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS BECAUSE YOU LAZY AND STUPID, MAYBE YOU USE THREE FORKS LIKE SHOVEL! I OWN YOUR MORTGAGE BECAUSE YOUR BANKS ALL DIED! Fuckers didn't even give me chopsticks. God. Also, hi hi SPT! |
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I've decided to lay off pancakes.
It's good to finally see someone take a stance on pancakes. About time, really. SO many people are just completely on the fence about pancakes, and it's time for a change. I'm taking a stand on instant coffee now too. It makes my pee stink. TMI? |
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Who are you? R Kelly?
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-Rasix
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stray
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For real, man... That stuff is no good for ya. And no, I ain't bending over the toilet bowl or anything. I could tell that something was wrong from a normal distance. Thought I had a kidney problem for a sec... Until I stopped drinking that shit.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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I've decided to lay off pancakes.
It's good to finally see someone take a stance on pancakes. About time, really. SO many people are just completely on the fence about pancakes, and it's time for a change. I'm taking a stand on instant coffee now too. It makes my pee stink. TMI? That Pee thing so falls under the TMI thing. *Cries and curls her emotional self into a little ball.* |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Cyrrex
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I've decided to lay off pancakes.
It's good to finally see someone take a stance on pancakes. About time, really. SO many people are just completely on the fence about pancakes, and it's time for a change. I'm taking a stand on instant coffee now too. It makes my pee stink. TMI? I heard something on the radio the other day. Something along the lines of "instant coffee gives you man boobs." For serious. No idea if it's true, but it would sure explain a lot of British people I've known over the years (I am under the probably false impression that Brits love their instant coffee). |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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Hi SPT!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Hey Ched :)
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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For real, man... That stuff is no good for ya. And no, I ain't bending over the toilet bowl or anything. I could tell that something was wrong from a normal distance. Thought I had a kidney problem for a sec... Until I stopped drinking that shit.
Hint: You're not supposed to drink it.  |
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Oz
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It makes my pee stink.
so does sugar/golden smacks. PS eating too much total makes your pee a funny color. |
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Yegolev
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WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU ALL CONCERNED ABOUT IF YOUR PISS STINKS? OF COURSE IT DOES! IT IS PISS!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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According to Gillian McKeith the following is true
1. - Poo shouldn't smell and should be sausage shaped and be a plopper.
2. -Not sure about piss but I'm sure she says it should have no odor.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Yegolev
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This seems suspicious. If poo should not stink, how do we know not to eat it?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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Do none of you who are shocked about stinky pee ever go to starbucks? After an iced venti white mocha my pee stench is overpowering. OVERPOWERING.
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Cheddar
I like pink
Posts: 4987
Noob Sauce
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According to Gillian McKeith the following is true
1. - Poo shouldn't smell and should be sausage shaped and be a plopper.
2. -Not sure about piss but I'm sure she says it should have no odor.
According to Doctor Oz from Opera's show it should be S shaped. Fuck you all, there is nothing wrong with watching The View and Opera. Fuck fuck fuck. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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stu
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Time to set the record straight. Poopy Pants asks:
Why is poop so stinky? I mean... food doesnt smell like that, so why does poop? Also, why do some people's poop smell worse than others?
(((Poonurse: I thought about answering this question that it was due to bacteria in your stomach. And then I thought that when you are first born, you don't have that bacteria, which is why babies poop doesn't smell. And then I remembered that baby poop is just horrible. Do you have any insight?)))
---- Dave
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Dear Poopy Pants,
You are right on about the bacteria. The bacteria inside of the feces is what makes them smell so bad. Specifically, the bacteria produce various compounds and gases that lead to the infamous smell of feces. Just in case you were wondering, you can get very sick by eating feces because it contains so many types of bacteria and other harmful substances such as parasites. So I wouldn't suggest adding poop to your diet any time soon.
Poop will vary in smell depending on the type of foods and drinks that you consume. Generally speaking, feces will smell worse if you consume foods or liquids with many artificial flavors or chemicals in them. The bad smell of feces will usually be reduced by eating more natural foods that do not contain any artificial flavors or chemicals. Also, the poop of meat eaters usually smells worse than that of vegans.
Incidently, I change about 10,000 diapers a day at work. The baby's first poop is called meconium. While tarry, black, sticky and yucky to look at, it does NOT STINK.
Please be advised that I am only a Poonurse. I am NOT a medical doctor. Any advice I give should be taken moderate skepticism. Please consult a REAL medical doctor if you feel you have a serious medical condition.
-- Poonurse
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Oban
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Bullshit, I swear to god that vegetarian poo smells five hundred times worse than omnivore poo. I still remember the vegan in res at my University and how we all avoided the bathrooms for thirty minutes when he was done.
Also, Indian poo smells awful. Airline chefs that think it is acceptable to serve curry on trans-oceanic flights need to be slapped repeatedly.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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stray
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Dear lord, where have I brought this thread?  |
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Oban
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Dear lord, where have I brought this thread? Straight in to the shitter. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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lamaros
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Bullshit, I swear to god that vegetarian poo smells five hundred times worse than omnivore poo. No way known. |
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Yegolev
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Poop will vary in smell depending on the type of foods and drinks that you consume. Generally speaking, feces will smell worse if you consume foods or liquids with many artificial flavors or chemicals in them. The bad smell of feces will usually be reduced by eating more natural foods that do not contain any artificial flavors or chemicals. Also, the poop of meat eaters usually smells worse than that of vegans.
Communist hippie lies! |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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SuperPopTart
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Posts: 990
I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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According to Gillian McKeith the following is true
1. - Poo shouldn't smell and should be sausage shaped and be a plopper.
2. -Not sure about piss but I'm sure she says it should have no odor.
According to Doctor Oz from Opera's show it should be S shaped. Fuck you all, there is nothing wrong with watching The View and Opera. Fuck fuck fuck.lol Should it be with or without corn? God the thoughts. Bad, bad thoughts. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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