stray
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has an iMac.
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According to Gillian McKeith the following is true
1. - Poo shouldn't smell and should be sausage shaped and be a plopper.
2. -Not sure about piss but I'm sure she says it should have no odor.
According to Doctor Oz from Opera's show it should be S shaped. Fuck you all, there is nothing wrong with watching The View and Opera. Fuck fuck fuck.lol Should it be with or without corn? God the thoughts. Bad, bad thoughts. My dad used to pull a little joke on me and my bro when we were little... Sometimes we'd come in for dinner from playing, and ask my dad "What's for supper?" His answer would always be.. "Yesterday's corn."  I always wanted to name a band that, but don't have the balls. |
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Ingmar
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Auto Assault Affectionado
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Haha. Love the stare she's giving in when you've got her held up.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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My hand would be shredded ribbons if I tried holding my 6mo old kitten like that. He's a monster.
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Sjofn
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Posts: 8286
Truckasaurus Hands
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My hand would be shredded ribbons if I tried holding my 6mo old kitten like that. He's a monster.
Yeah, the only other cat I've had in my life would not have stood for it either. Lizzie is almost disturbingly laid back in comparison. |
God Save the Horn Players
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Signe
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Muse.
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Lister, my big fat ferocious ginger tiger, is happy to let Righ walk around the house carrying him like a baby. Magenta, my tiny elegant black pussy, doesn't like to be carried and will wiggle a bit but won't bare her claws. They both will let you stroke them all day long if you have the time, though. The only times they've ever scratched us is by accident. The closest I get is hugs and love bites on my legs from Lister when I'm in the kitchen preparing their food. They get a little painful if I take too long, though. They've settled very nicely, I think. I was worried for a while.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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SuperPopTart
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Posts: 990
I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Um, Sig?
That avatar is scaring me.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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FatuousTwat
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I posted in a thread before it was denned today. I feel special. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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Um, Sig?
That avatar is scaring me.
It's a dolly representing how I feel this week. Like an angry princess with PMS who is also dead. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Like an angry princess with PMS who is also dead.
So you've finally come around to admitting you're a zombie? That's the first step, really. |
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Awesome. Time to see if I can block that thing.  |
-Rasix
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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Please don't make me kick you in the junk.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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SuperPopTart
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Posts: 990
I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Like an angry princess with PMS who is also dead.
So you've finally come around to admitting you're a zombie? That's the first step, really. Zombies will rule this world. In 2012, you will see. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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FatuousTwat
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I was called sir for the first time today without the person trying to sell me anything. :(
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Oban
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I was called sir for the first time today without the person trying to sell me anything. :(
Cops do not count. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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FatuousTwat
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Oh shit you are right. Well I guess I was called "Sir" by someone who wasn't trying to sell me anything or a cop for the first time today.
Someone wanted by me in the supermarket.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Oban
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Excuse me sir?
How polite.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Someone wanted to buy me in the supermarket.
well that's what you get for standing under the blue light special sign. |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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FatuousTwat
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God damn it.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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You broke your SIR cherry, congratulations.
So you are old? You are only gonna get older..
Next you'll have some dumbass skateboarding kid yelling "HEY GRAMPS!" at you.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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FatuousTwat
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I'm 22! /cry. I guess I do have kind of mountain man beard/hair right now.
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I guess I do have kind of mountain man beard/hair right now.
That's usually better for silence and furtive glances than "Sir." I told some kids to get off my lawn on Sunday. The neighbors have a halloween setup with an audio loop that is pure win, toccata and fugue and cackling and whatnot. They're awesome but most other neighbors don't like them. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I guess I do have kind of mountain man beard/hair right now.
That's usually better for silence and furtive glances than "Sir." Not any more. People are beginning to think that the nutters with the Billy Gibbons beards, bunkers and shotguns had the right idea all along! |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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Getting your license renewed via US Mail is the greatest invention EVER. For reals, its like Christmas!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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My 20-something neighbor is, once again, using his circular saw as twilight encroaches and I sit here awaiting the "AHHHHHH" of pain as he chops off a finger. I suppose if you've put-off finishing your deck for 2 months but leave the lumber outside on the half-finished frame your wife gets pissed and tells you "You're going to finish that thing before next weekend, and I don't care if you cut off a finger doing it."
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Oban
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My 20-something neighbor is, once again, using his circular saw as twilight encroaches and I sit here awaiting the "AHHHHHH" of pain as he chops off a finger. I suppose if you've put-off finishing your deck for 2 months but leave the lumber outside on the half-finished frame your wife gets pissed and tells you "You're going to finish that thing before next weekend, and I don't care if you cut off a finger doing it."
Sounds like you need to bring him a six pack of beer. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Signe
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Muse.
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Laced with LSD.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Pennilenko
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Laced with LSD.
Your mood is really as evil as your avatar right now isn't it? |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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FatuousTwat
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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My neighbors love me, except for my (awesome) hammer drill, I use hand tools. My next-door neighbor owns rentals and is always making fun of me for not borrowing his tools. Hey, I like using hand tools (except for drilling!).
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Trippy
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I'm sure my new neighbors love me too because of my awesome impact driver.  Those things are incredibly noisy, though not as loud as a hammer drill drilling through concrete. |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Speaking of hand tools... best method for sharpening a machete? I have some shit that a weed wacker isn't going to deal with and I'm not in the mood to go a-renting.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Speaking of hand tools... best method for sharpening a machete? I have some shit that a weed wacker isn't going to deal with and I'm not in the mood to go a-renting.
The same thing that you use for smaller knives - a whetstone. |
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