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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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My Fucking Job Sucks the Very Fucking Marrow of the Earth.
I think I'd rather suck off goats for a fucking living right now.
I hear that's a growth industry.  |
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Oban
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WTB Goat Sucker. 4k Euros per month. Must be willing to swallow. PST.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Murgos
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My Fucking Job Sucks the Very Fucking Marrow of the Earth.
I think I'd rather suck off goats for a fucking living right now.
I'd chip in a 20. We should definitely host the video some where conspicuous. Is goatbl.ow available? |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Ironwood
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If I thought you slapdash motherfuckers could raise the cash, I'd see that bluff.
Seriously, it's dire at the mo. Why do people have to be such fucking assholes ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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If I thought you slapdash motherfuckers could raise the cash, I'd see that bluff.
Seriously, it's dire at the mo. Why do people have to be such fucking assholes ?
Money. |
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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If I thought you slapdash motherfuckers could raise the cash, I'd see that bluff.
Seriously, it's dire at the mo. Why do people have to be such fucking assholes ?
We have these great investments we'd like to sell you. They're called Hedge Funds. Get in now while they are still dirt cheap! |
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Yegolev
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If I thought you slapdash motherfuckers could raise the cash, I'd see that bluff.
Seriously, it's dire at the mo. Why do people have to be such fucking assholes ?
Money. Also pussy. People are terrible in lots of ways, though. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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stu
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« Last Edit: September 18, 2008, 12:54:21 AM by stu »
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Yegolev
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Brazilian... steakhouse... for lunch... must sleep... torso full... dying....
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Brazilian... steakhouse... for lunch... must sleep... torso full... dying....
Do want. |
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Yegolev
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« Last Edit: September 19, 2008, 12:04:32 PM by Yegolev »
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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WTH is the difference between a regular steakhouse and a Brazilian steakhouse? Please tell me it has nothing to do with pubic hair styles or thongs.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Yegolev
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The primary difference is that the meat in the Brazillian steak house is five-hundred times better than in a regular steak house. In this one, anyway. Also, there is a lot of it. People come by your table with meat on swords constantly if your little card is turned green-side up. Side items can go fuck off, I just had meat and beer. Well, one cheese roll. And a caramelized banana. And papaya cream.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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Buy Honeycrisp apples. They are the best apples ever.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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NO MORE FOOD
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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The primary difference is that the meat in the Brazillian steak house is five-hundred times better than in a regular steak house. In this one, anyway. Also, there is a lot of it. People come by your table with meat on swords constantly if your little card is turned green-side up. Side items can go fuck off, I just had meat and beer. Well, one cheese roll. And a caramelized banana. And papaya cream.
God damn, if any of you fuckers live nearby, lets go to the on in DC and eat until we can't. |
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Yegolev
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I can't take it. I'm going home to sleep off this bacon-wrapped chicken, sausage, bacon-wrapped beef, filet, and HOUSE SPECIAL. And ribs, those were awesome, too. Have to work in the morning anyway. Later, foos.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I can't take it. I'm going home to sleep off this bacon-wrapped chicken, sausage, bacon-wrapped beef, filet, and HOUSE SPECIAL. And ribs, those were awesome, too. Have to work in the morning anyway. Later, foos.
I hate you so much. |
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Trippy
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Buy Honeycrisp apples. They are the best apples ever. They are in season now too! |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I know! I picked up a bunch the other day. I'm all apple-y inspired, too. I want to make a tart! I'll call it a Super Apple Pop Tart!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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what ever happened to superpoptart
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Brazilian... steakhouse... for lunch... must sleep... torso full... dying....
The Itis is real, my friend. Super Apple Pop Tart!
That sounds like something Princess Peach would make.  |
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Trippy
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what ever happened to superpoptart
She's still here, she just posts sporadically. |
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Ironwood
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Don't we all.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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FatuousTwat
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I would just like to set down for future generations a dream I had recently.
I'm walking through a forest, and come upon some yurts covered in brown hides. I walk around to the back, and there are 2 human-sized squirrels field-dressing another giant squirrel and they are both up to their armpits in blood. I start screaming and flipping out, and they get all surprised/afraid. I start laughing and say "What the fuck do I care?! YOU ARE JUST A COUPLE OF FUCKING SQUIRRELS!", and continue on my way.
Didn't want to forget it.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I think I just ate 2000 calories for breakfast.
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Venkman
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Shit. That's my coffee.
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JWIV
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I think I just ate 2000 calories for breakfast.
Had a few of these eh?  |
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MrHat
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Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Waffle strawberries raspberries whip cream maple syrup maple sausages eggs benedicte
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I've decided to lay off pancakes. Such a waste of space...when you could have chicken fried steak and eggs for breakfast.
On the flipside, if I lost everything and became a hobo, then I would eat nothing but pancakes.
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NowhereMan
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To marry the last two topics, I had an apple for breakfast today. It was a Braeburn rather than a honey crisp though.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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voodoolily
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Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I've decided to lay off pancakes.
It's good to finally see someone take a stance on pancakes. About time, really. SO many people are just completely on the fence about pancakes, and it's time for a change. |
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voodoolily
Contributor
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I would just like to set down for future generations a dream I had recently.
I'm walking through a forest, and come upon some yurts covered in brown hides. I walk around to the back, and there are 2 human-sized squirrels field-dressing another giant squirrel and they are both up to their armpits in blood. I start screaming and flipping out, and they get all surprised/afraid. I start laughing and say "What the fuck do I care?! YOU ARE JUST A COUPLE OF FUCKING SQUIRRELS!", and continue on my way.
Didn't want to forget it.
Chantix much? |
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
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I would just like to set down for future generations a dream I had recently.
I'm walking through a forest, and come upon some yurts covered in brown hides. I walk around to the back, and there are 2 human-sized squirrels field-dressing another giant squirrel and they are both up to their armpits in blood. I start screaming and flipping out, and they get all surprised/afraid. I start laughing and say "What the fuck do I care?! YOU ARE JUST A COUPLE OF FUCKING SQUIRRELS!", and continue on my way.
Didn't want to forget it.
I'm stealing this for my video game. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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Blackberry does not Synch Calendars. No matter what I try. Tears fall in Shadow like the rain.  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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