Cyrrex
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Seriously, who the hell did New Orleans piss off?
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Republicans, apparently.  |
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Cyrrex
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I was thinking that, too, and had visions of Hurricane Julio tearing through downtown St. Paul. I mean, if they could control weather and all that. Which I wouldn't put past some of them  |
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Yegolev
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I just caught myself saying "Yahyahyah..." to someone as if I was Indian. I need to digest this.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Oban
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Don't Indians say "HyahHyahHyah" instead of just yah?
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Yegolev
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Depends on where they grew up, maybe. I sounded a lot like one of the Indian Canadians. The important thing is that I didn't sound like I was from the deep woods of Alabama.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Bzzt. It's "heyhowahyah heyhowayah heyhowayah".  |
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Yegolev
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Nice, a Native Jewmerican.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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I have serious hiccups right now. The ones that are so hard they hurt.  |
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Evildrider
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Step 1 Swallow 1 tsp. white table sugar, dry. A study found that this stopped hiccups immediately in 19 out of 20 people. Repeat up to 3 more times at 2-minute intervals if necessary.
Step 2 Gulp down a glass of water if the sugar doesn't work.
Step 3 Slowly eat a piece of dry bread.
Step 4 Breathe in and out of a paper bag. Do not use a plastic bag under any circumstances, and don't do this longer than 1 minute.
Step 5 Gargle with water.
Step 6 Repeat the above steps until your hiccups stop.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I have serious hiccups right now. The ones that are so hard they hurt. I do too! And I'm not even drunk! |
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Oban
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Step 6 Repeat the above steps until your hiccups stop.
Step 7 Wake up from your sugar shock induced coma and book an appointment with your doctor for an insulin prescription. |
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Signe
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Hehe. I don't think so. I don't eat sugar, especially the white, granulated sort.
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Evildrider
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haha.. I just googled and copied and pasted the first thing I saw.
When I have the hiccups I just try to take long drinks of water to try and stifle them.
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Ironwood
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When I have hiccups, I concentrate on my diaphragm and stop them.
It's a muscle like any other chaps. Get it under control.
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Cyrrex
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Hold your breath for 20 or 30 seconds.
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Yegolev
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All of the wacky solutions involve stopping or controlling your breathing. Think about it.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
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Nebu
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Eighty-two percent of persistent or intractable episodes of hiccups occur in men.
I don't know why, but I've always remembered that. Probably because of the association of gastric distension and men being couch potatos.
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Yegolev
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Last time I got hiccups, it was due to the thai red curry I was eating.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Engels
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this sounds wonky, but my surefire way is to drink a glass of water upsidedown. Bend over all the way, then tilt the glass under your chin and take as many as 3 swallows, and they're gone.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Sky
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Another vote for diaphragm control. My fiancee gets awful persistent hiccups, and gets pissed at me when I tell her to learn to control her diaphragm better. I dabbled in yoga in the early 90s, so I had some good breathing techniques, but I can't really explain them well, I guess. She's dabbled in "yoga", the cheesy modern version taught by soccer moms, aka stretching. The guy I learned from was one of those dudes who believed in full body cleansing, pulling string through the nose and out the mouth, etc.
I stuck to the breathing, stretching and muscle control stuff.
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JWIV
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Some god damn mouth breathing cube dweller with delusions of grandeur has taken it on themselves to pull out ~10 lunchboxes out of the refrigerator and posted a sign saying that they would no longer be tolerated.
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Nebu
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Some god damn mouth breathing cube dweller with delusions of grandeur has taken it on themselves to pull out ~10 lunchboxes out of the refrigerator and posted a sign saying that they would no longer be tolerated.
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Cyrrex
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Wait. Lunchboxes won't be tolerated? What the hell is that about?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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JWIV
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Space supposedly, but I'm not buying it when people are storing gallons of milk and the like in there.
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Cyrrex
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By the very definition of what they are, I'd think that lunchboxes stack in a fridge about as nicely as anything else every could. Are you getting stabby?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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JWIV
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By the very definition of what they are, I'd think that lunchboxes stack in a fridge about as nicely as anything else every could. Are you getting stabby?
If I knew who it was, I would be. This may qualify as one of the most retarded things I have ever witnessed. |
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Oban
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Webcam facing the fridge, problem solved.
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Bear trap in front of the fridge, problem solved.
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Yegolev
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When I have some free time at work, I don't actively try to piss people off. Observe today's creation:  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yegolev
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Are you saying I should submit mine? I just wanted to do something with Excel that didn't involve a list of servers.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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You're a natural!
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Yegolev
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Consider me a F13 exclusive.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Gee, thanks for all the suggestions. They went away on their own.
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