MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I am Jack's shattered dreams. I am Jack's tainted life. I am Jack's  . |
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Signe
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Muse.
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Me too!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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I'm watching Teeth tonight. I'll report back on how scared of vag I am afterwards.
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I am Jack's shattered dreams. I am Jack's tainted life. I am Jack's . Wait, are you replying to something or did something really bad happen? |
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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How scared of vag were you before you watched the movie?
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MrHat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I am Jack's shattered dreams. I am Jack's tainted life. I am Jack's . Wait, are you replying to something or did something really bad happen? Very very bad. |
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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I'm pretty sure my mother is a communist. Is there still a hotline or somthing I can turn her into, like any good red blooded American would?
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Ooh, what's going on with Mr. Hat? Trouble in paradise?
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MrHat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Yup. And I've made it clear to everyone here how much I love my wife. So you can imagine the pain I'm in right now. Also, who works in German gov'n in case I'm feeliing vindictive in a few weeks?
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Morfiend
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wants a greif tittle
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I am Jack's shattered dreams. I am Jack's tainted life. I am Jack's . Wait, are you replying to something or did something really bad happen?  Very very bad. |
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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Uh oh. And I have no idea what any of this means. Again. As usual. Who is Jack and what happened? Teeth?
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Oban
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Also, who works in German gov'n in case I'm feeliing vindictive in a few weeks?
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Didn't you just get married like 6 months ago?
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Lantyssa
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Uh oh. And I have no idea what any of this means. Again. As usual. Who is Jack and what happened? Teeth?
The Jack lines are from that movie where the first rule is you can't talk about things. Teeth is a horror movie about a young woman who finds her nether region is a little defensive when it comes to bad men. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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MrHat
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Posts: 7432
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Didn't you just get married like 6 months ago?
about 20 atm. We've been together for nearly 8 years now. Funny how things blindside you in life. atm, I'm asking myself, What Would Jesus Do. But this time next week I might be much more old testament. |
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schild
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This is where I say, who gives a fuck what Jesus would do.
He'd probably be too freaked out by our futuristic clothes and cell phones. And computers would just make him hop back on the cross.
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MrHat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7432
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This is where I say, who gives a fuck what Jesus would do.
He'd probably be too freaked out by our futuristic clothes and cell phones. And computers would just make him hop back on the cross.
And we'd be all like, Screenshot or it didn't happen.  loljesussecondcominglol |
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Nebu
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This is where I say, who gives a fuck what Jesus would do.
He'd probably be too freaked out by our futuristic clothes and cell phones. And computers would just make him hop back on the cross.
Which reminds me of my favorite joke as a kid: Q: If Abe Lincoln were alive today, what would he be doing? A: Desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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MrHat
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Nice.
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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That sucks pretty hardcore, Hat. I'm sorry, man.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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Oh no! I'm sorry, too. (even though I'm not entirely sure what happened because everyone seems to be very careful not to say anything directly or maybe I missed some post somewhere)
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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MrHat
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Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Well. I try not to participate in the whole "I have a problem" threads. But I'm friends with people on this board outside this board, and a couple have suggested I post something somewhere that is more direct. I'd rather face this right now.
But all you bottom feeders can hope for a "this happened to me, now I want revenge, GIVE ME IDEAS" post in a few weeks. I hope that I don't have to write it.
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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Sorry to hear your pain, man. Let me know if you need anything! For serious.
fyi I am back on the intardnets.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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MrHat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Sorry to hear your pain, man. Let me know if you need anything! For serious.
fyi I am back on the intardnets.
ohmygawdzitzchedda Thanks for the shout outs everyone. You'll hear from me one way or another on this. |
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climbjtree
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"this happened to me, now I want revenge, GIVE ME IDEAS" post
I have a buddy who posted a video on youporn, and upon reaching 500,000 views he sent her the link. That's fucking classy. |
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MrHat
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Posts: 7432
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lol. I'm not feeling mean just yet.  |
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Der Helm
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"this happened to me, now I want revenge, GIVE ME IDEAS" post
I have a buddy who posted a video on youporn, and upon reaching 500,000 views he sent her the link. That's fucking classy. Link or it did not happen. |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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stray
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has an iMac.
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Damn. Take care, Hat.  |
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SuperPopTart
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Posts: 990
I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Well. I try not to participate in the whole "I have a problem" threads. But I'm friends with people on this board outside this board, and a couple have suggested I post something somewhere that is more direct. I'd rather face this right now.
But all you bottom feeders can hope for a "this happened to me, now I want revenge, GIVE ME IDEAS" post in a few weeks. I hope that I don't have to write it.
How come you aren't my friend outside this board? What? Do I smell funny? I suddenly feel hurt. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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JWIV
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Well. I try not to participate in the whole "I have a problem" threads. But I'm friends with people on this board outside this board, and a couple have suggested I post something somewhere that is more direct. I'd rather face this right now.
But all you bottom feeders can hope for a "this happened to me, now I want revenge, GIVE ME IDEAS" post in a few weeks. I hope that I don't have to write it.
Hope it doesn't come to that. Good luck with things Hat. |
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climbjtree
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I like to reply to "Do Not Reply" emails with "I'll reply if I want to."
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Cheddar
I like pink
Posts: 4987
Noob Sauce
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Well. I try not to participate in the whole "I have a problem" threads. But I'm friends with people on this board outside this board, and a couple have suggested I post something somewhere that is more direct. I'd rather face this right now.
But all you bottom feeders can hope for a "this happened to me, now I want revenge, GIVE ME IDEAS" post in a few weeks. I hope that I don't have to write it.
How come you aren't my friend outside this board? What? Do I smell funny? I suddenly feel hurt. This is not about you, stop being trite. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Signe
Terracotta Army
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Muse.
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 Bulgarian Genislav Naidenov shows his piercings during an annual international tattoo contest in the Bulgarian capital Sofia, Sunday, May 4, 2008. Those Bulgarians and their crazy faces! |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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climbjtree
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I think that many piercings and gauged ears would be the ultimate incentive to not get into a fight.
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Lantyssa
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That works both ways. Hitting him would hurt. He's like a metal porcupine.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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