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That site is a good way to kill a few hours. And also to kill your desire to ever visit the East Coast. Not to mention kill the desire to see mankind survive the century. |
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Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sky
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Yes, because the west coast is frankenstein bimbos with douchebags.  |
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schild
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The mid-west farmers daughters really make you feel alright |
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Yegolev
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I should be going to a ministry concert tonight, but i'm sick. And sore to boot - and jacked up on painkillers, which are just making me feel more sick.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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stray
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Uhh.. Ok? Do you like ministry or what?
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Signe
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He must. Everyone  's Ministry! |
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Actually Dokken is on tour, with Poison and Sebastian Bach.
HCWDB is old :P But awesome!
On a sort-of similar musical note, did you know that Sebastian Bach and W.Axl Rose were on an album together? Cause I sure as hell didn't, nor would I have expected it given the amount of ego that would have to be bursting at the seams between those two. And, on a side note, that Rikki Rocket was arrested for strong arm rape? There goes my hopes for a Poison reunion tour in late 08/early 09. Click here: http://www.metal-sludge.com/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1435&Itemid=42Oh.. and Chinese Democracy has been handed over to the record company (true) and will be out for sale.. In 14 more years. (Probably true.) |
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Yegolev
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I like Ministry. I'm just being an ass due to, you know, losing my fucking mind. I think I'm getting better. That's what the leprechaun says, anyway.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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Trust the leprechaun. It's those fucking purple pixies and their pals the green gnomes you've got to watch out for.
Only way to get rid of them is to summon Ju-Ju Flops and the Three Cheese Ponies of the South Wind.
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Yegolev
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You make me wonder if I remembered to take my pills today.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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I think I might become Canadian.
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Yegolev
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What are your symptoms?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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How does a Canadian tell someone a mouse is in their house without the other person thinking there is a moose in their hoose?
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Actually Dokken is on tour, with Poison and Sebastian Bach.
Brett Michaels signed my wife's breasts back when she was in college... It was well before I knew her but I'm still not sure how I feel about that. |
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Nebu
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Brett Michaels signed my wife's breasts back when she was in college... It was well before I knew her but I'm still not sure how I feel about that.
I think it's safe to laugh about at this point. If she wanted to leave you, she had her opportunity during the last two seasons of Rock of Love. |
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He's back on tour, so I'd suggest that you and your wife should go and see Poison. If nothing happens, you're probably safe.
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Signe
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How does a Canadian tell someone a mouse is in their house without the other person thinking there is a moose in their hoose?
The same way a Scot does. "There a moose loose aboot the hoose" only they'll kiss the top of your head until you bleed brains if you mock them for it. I had to edit because I didn't make any sense. Sorry. |
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Merusk
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You make me wonder if I remembered to take my pills today.
Why's that? It made sense to me. |
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Cim
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I love Canadians.
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Theres a place on your face that can save the human race, its called a smile, the positivity that it creates takes awhile, but the grin will turn an inch into a mile.
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Bunk
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Sigh...
The sad thing is, 80% of the country really does not say Hoose or Moose. I will admit however, that every American I talk to knows I'm Canadian when I say out.
Apperently it sounds something like AUW-wit.
Worst American butchery of a word for me is talking about the ruff on your house.
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stray
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wtf? was special k always a rice based cereal? this doesn't taste right. coulda sworn it was a competitor to cornflakes.
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Merusk
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Yep, always was. In fact, it used to look like little puffed rice bits. They changed it to flakes back in the mid 80s
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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stray
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hmm... well, i don't mean to say it tastes bad. it just threw me off. tastes a little like rice cakes.
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Signe
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I've decided to be from Ontario first because they make the strongest attempt to speak like normal people. Then I'll start moving around to where all the really weird people live... who knows? Maybe I'll end up French. In any case, I plan to do this from my sofa... err... chesterfield to avoid a soaker. I even bought some pseudo bacon this week. I feel Canadian already! Don't worry, Bunk, I'll never mock your speech. In fact, I've decided to speak just like I imagine you do, eh. .gif) |
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MrHat
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I learned a new word today.
handie
That's the nicest way I've heard of to refer to a handjob.
What's the nice way to refer to the, uh, female version?
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Signe
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The nice way is not to talk about it you dirty boy.
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MrHat
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lol
But if you were going to talk about it.
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Happy time?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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What's the nice way to refer to the, uh, female version?
I can check my reference when I get home. I got a shirt at the Carlin show of 2000 impolite words and phrases.  Handy reference, just don't wear it to mom's house. Or the bank. |
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schild
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lol
But if you were going to talk about it.
Returning the favor. |
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Sky
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Two of my favorites that didn't end up in Carlin's list were: Manual Release and Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands.
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MrHat
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lol
But if you were going to talk about it.
Returning the favor. You're obviously not married. The favor never happens in the first place. |
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Signe
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I hate all of you. This world should grow the fuck up.
Also, whoever complained about my last avatard is probably just jealous of my new found Canadianess.
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MrHat
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I liked your last avatar!
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