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Reply #2590 on: April 15, 2008, 08:11:32 AM


That site is a good way to kill a few hours. And also to kill your desire to ever visit the East Coast. Not to mention kill the desire to see mankind survive the century.

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Reply #2591 on: April 15, 2008, 08:23:33 AM

Yes, because the west coast is frankenstein bimbos with douchebags.

 awesome, for real

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Reply #2592 on: April 15, 2008, 10:14:55 AM

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Reply #2593 on: April 15, 2008, 11:54:01 AM

I should be going to a ministry concert tonight, but i'm sick. And sore to boot - and jacked up on painkillers, which are just making me feel more sick.

Oh, my God, I am so sorry!  I just cried a gallon of tears into my maxipad!

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Reply #2594 on: April 15, 2008, 12:50:07 PM

Uhh.. Ok? Do you like ministry or what?
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Reply #2595 on: April 15, 2008, 01:39:04 PM

He must.  Everyone  Heart's Ministry!

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Reply #2596 on: April 15, 2008, 04:17:17 PM

Actually Dokken is on tour, with Poison and Sebastian Bach.

HCWDB is old :P But awesome!


On a sort-of similar musical note, did you know that Sebastian Bach and W.Axl Rose were on an album together? Cause I sure as hell didn't, nor would I have expected it given the amount of ego that would have to be bursting at the seams between those two.

And, on a side note, that Rikki Rocket was arrested for strong arm rape? There goes my hopes for a Poison reunion tour in late 08/early 09.  Click here: http://www.metal-sludge.com/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1435&Itemid=42

Oh.. and Chinese Democracy has been handed over to the record company (true) and will be out for sale..







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Reply #2597 on: April 16, 2008, 10:14:07 AM

I like Ministry.  I'm just being an ass due to, you know, losing my fucking mind.  I think I'm getting better.  That's what the leprechaun says, anyway.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #2598 on: April 16, 2008, 10:15:56 AM

Trust the leprechaun.  It's those fucking purple pixies and their pals the green gnomes you've got to watch out for.

Only way to get rid of them is to summon Ju-Ju Flops and the Three Cheese Ponies of the South Wind.

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Reply #2599 on: April 16, 2008, 10:29:51 AM

You make me wonder if I remembered to take my pills today.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #2600 on: April 16, 2008, 11:02:45 AM

I think I might become Canadian.

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Reply #2601 on: April 16, 2008, 11:06:09 AM

What are your symptoms?

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Reply #2602 on: April 16, 2008, 11:34:16 AM

How does a Canadian tell someone a mouse is in their house without the other person thinking there is a moose in their hoose?
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Reply #2603 on: April 16, 2008, 11:39:37 AM

 Head scratch

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Reply #2604 on: April 16, 2008, 11:54:00 AM

Actually Dokken is on tour, with Poison and Sebastian Bach.


Brett Michaels signed my wife's breasts back when she was in college... It was well before I knew her but I'm still not sure how I feel about that.
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Reply #2605 on: April 16, 2008, 12:01:26 PM

Brett Michaels signed my wife's breasts back when she was in college... It was well before I knew her but I'm still not sure how I feel about that.

I think it's safe to laugh about at this point.  If she wanted to leave you, she had her opportunity during the last two seasons of Rock of Love.

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Reply #2606 on: April 16, 2008, 01:03:58 PM

He's back on tour, so I'd suggest that you and your wife should go and see Poison. If nothing happens, you're probably safe.

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Reply #2607 on: April 16, 2008, 02:22:16 PM

How does a Canadian tell someone a mouse is in their house without the other person thinking there is a moose in their hoose?

The same way a Scot does.  "There a moose loose aboot the hoose" only they'll kiss the top of your head until you bleed brains if you mock them for it.

I had to edit because I didn't make any sense.  Sorry.
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Reply #2608 on: April 16, 2008, 03:08:37 PM

You make me wonder if I remembered to take my pills today.

Why's that? It made sense to me.

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Reply #2609 on: April 16, 2008, 10:29:30 PM

I love Canadians.

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Reply #2610 on: April 17, 2008, 06:04:13 AM

Sigh...

The sad thing is, 80% of the country really does not say Hoose or Moose. I will admit however, that every American I talk to knows I'm Canadian when I say out.

Apperently it sounds something like AUW-wit.


Worst American butchery of a word for me is talking about the ruff on your house.

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Reply #2611 on: April 17, 2008, 06:27:29 AM

wtf? was special k always a rice based cereal? this doesn't taste right. coulda sworn it was a competitor to cornflakes.
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Reply #2612 on: April 17, 2008, 06:39:31 AM

Yep, always was.  In fact, it used to look like little puffed rice bits.  They changed it to flakes back in the mid 80s

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Reply #2613 on: April 17, 2008, 06:52:49 AM

hmm... well, i don't mean to say it tastes bad. it just threw me off. tastes a little like rice cakes.
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Reply #2614 on: April 17, 2008, 06:58:12 AM

I've decided to be from Ontario first because they make the strongest attempt to speak like normal people.  Then I'll start moving around to where all the really weird people live... who knows?  Maybe I'll end up French.  In any case, I plan to do this from my sofa... err... chesterfield to avoid a soaker.  I even bought some pseudo bacon this week.  I feel Canadian already! 

Don't worry, Bunk, I'll never mock your speech.  In fact, I've decided to speak just like I imagine you do, eh. 


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Reply #2615 on: April 17, 2008, 09:48:46 AM

I learned a new word today.

handie

That's the nicest way I've heard of to refer to a handjob.

What's the nice way to refer to the, uh, female version?
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Reply #2616 on: April 17, 2008, 09:51:13 AM

The nice way is not to talk about it you dirty boy.

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Reply #2617 on: April 17, 2008, 09:56:14 AM

lol

But if you were going to talk about it.
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Reply #2618 on: April 17, 2008, 10:38:01 AM

Happy time?

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #2619 on: April 17, 2008, 10:43:31 AM

What's the nice way to refer to the, uh, female version?
I can check my reference when I get home. I got a shirt at the Carlin show of 2000 impolite words and phrases.



Handy reference, just don't wear it to mom's house. Or the bank.
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Reply #2620 on: April 17, 2008, 10:43:47 AM

lol

But if you were going to talk about it.

Returning the favor.
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Reply #2621 on: April 17, 2008, 10:45:32 AM

Two of my favorites that didn't end up in Carlin's list were: Manual Release and Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands.
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Reply #2622 on: April 17, 2008, 11:02:50 AM

lol

But if you were going to talk about it.

Returning the favor.

You're obviously not married.  The favor never happens in the first place.
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Reply #2623 on: April 17, 2008, 12:02:47 PM

I hate all of you.  This world should grow the fuck up.

Also, whoever complained about my last avatard is probably just jealous of my new found Canadianess.
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Reply #2624 on: April 17, 2008, 01:31:39 PM

I liked your last avatar!
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