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Lantyssa
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Am I the only person in the world who doesn't have themselves on google alert? I think I might be.
I'd end up with lots of notifications about some professor in New Mexico and not a whole lot on myself. I don't see the point unless I want yet more spam. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Am I the only person in the world who doesn't have themselves on google alert? I think I might be.
There are at least 3 of us. I've never done it. |
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Strazos
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Negative, though I do on occasion do searches on myself. I'm going to do one right now, actually, since the subject sorta came up.
There's some fucking bag of douche running around the interwebs sullying my good name. It pisses me off every time I am reminded of it.
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Fear the Backstab!
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"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Signe
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I am itchy and confused. I think I might have Incapunkus.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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Google alerts for me would just point here.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I guess during one of those alcoholic blackouts, I got a PhD in astrophysics! Woohoo!
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WayAbvPar
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And not much of one! I just set one up to google my handle, but that won't bring much if anything I would guess.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Nebu
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Am I the only person in the world who doesn't have themselves on google alert? I think I might be.
I do not. Apparently I have a few pages on Google devoted to my name. I've had a bunch of long lost relatives and friends email me in the past year because of my name in a Google search. I've yet to decide whether I like this or not. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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HaemishM
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Were I to set up a Google search for my real name, I would be treated to the shock of the century. Last century really, because one day I typed my real name.com into the browser and was taken to Seek God Ministries web site. Apparently, this asshole stole my name* and is using it to witness the power of the Lord. I tried to get him to give up the name, but he never contacted me back. Fucker.
* He didn't really steal my name. God gave it to him, or at least, his parents did.
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Nonentity
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Every time I google my real name, I keep getting this guy who plays all kinds of sports in Ohio or something.
It's kind of depressing.
On the plus side, my site is up to number 9 when you google Nonentity, so I feel slightly more validated as a person.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Murgos
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On the plus side, my site is up to number 9 when you google Nonentity, so I feel slightly more validated as a person.
Except, of course, for that whole being a Nonentity thing going on, rite? |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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On the plus side, my site is up to number 9 when you google Nonentity, so I feel slightly more validated as a person.
I have moved up and my site is now the first in the list when you google my handle. It is back to asking me if I meant "yugoslav", though. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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That's what you get for misspelling your handle.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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WayAbvPar
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Every time I google my real name, I keep getting this guy who plays all kinds of sports in Ohio or something.
It's kind of depressing.
On the plus side, my site is up to number 9 when you google Nonentity, so I feel slightly more validated as a person.
Is your name LeBron James too?  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Nonentity
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On the plus side, my site is up to number 9 when you google Nonentity, so I feel slightly more validated as a person.
Except, of course, for that whole being a Nonentity thing going on, rite? rite Every time I google my real name, I keep getting this guy who plays all kinds of sports in Ohio or something.
It's kind of depressing.
On the plus side, my site is up to number 9 when you google Nonentity, so I feel slightly more validated as a person.
Is your name LeBron James too? No, that would be slightly more awesome then Tyler. But, y'know, there you go. |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Lantyssa
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Tyler Durden?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Murgos
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Tyler Durden?
Couldn't be, Tyler Durden was a non-entity... |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Signe
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PANIC!!! It's schild's fault!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
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Couldn't be, Tyler Durden was a non-entity...
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Bunk
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Well what do you know? My name Googles up my demo site from work at the top. Unfortunately, it also says I am a real estate agent, which I am not...
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Signe
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If it says you're an estate agent, you must be an estate agent. This is the internet, not some place where people sit around and make shit up.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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Ha.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
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If you google my name, I come up before those who walk in the path of God.
Suck it, catholicism
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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This is the internet, not some place where people sit around and make shit up.
I knew you were a zombie! |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Wolf
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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We saw the vid yesterday in Useless Vids.
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Wolf
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:( Sorry
I did get to brag about maiden tho! :D
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« Last Edit: June 05, 2007, 08:44:04 AM by Wolf »
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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S'cool.
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Signe
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Geez, I didn't even know who that woman was in your avatar, V-Lily. It looked like that woman from the old Charlie's Angels show. (I think because I just saw her in some tv advert) I feel sorry for Paris Hilton. I hope she meets lots and lots of broomsticks nice people in prison.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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It's from that terrible movie she was in. I wanted to see the horror on her face.
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Sauced
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If I had access to better tools at work, this would be my avatar:  |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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rofl
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Signe
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That would make an awesome avatar.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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That groundhog is givin' me the hairy eyeball.
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