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Murgos
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Reply #700 on: April 15, 2007, 06:55:04 AM

Think of it this way, somewhere out the world there were 18.8 guys who had that exact same situation play out and they all either won or tied.  You just took a bullet for the team.

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Reply #701 on: April 15, 2007, 09:39:36 AM

I've had that happen and it really does shrink the peen. I suggest you slash his tires, cause nobody messes with the wolf.
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Reply #702 on: April 15, 2007, 07:20:56 PM

Tomorrow I go back in the field for 7 days. This time it's Coos BAy, OR, but we're working our way back to Klamath Falls again. When I get there I'll wave on the webcam.

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Reply #703 on: April 16, 2007, 08:40:41 AM

I could use a week in Coos Bay.

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Reply #704 on: April 16, 2007, 05:49:23 PM

My sister's electricity is out and might be for several days which means her iguana has to stay at my house.  It's huge and ugly and it's right on the top landing where my computer is.  I'm scared of it.  It's creeping me out.  I just know I'm going to get salmonella.   undecided

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Reply #705 on: April 16, 2007, 06:21:25 PM

Don't lick it! You might get high.
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Reply #706 on: April 16, 2007, 06:41:21 PM

You are confusing iguanas with LSD.

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Reply #707 on: April 16, 2007, 09:40:42 PM

You're confusing me with someone who knows drugs. I smoke weed. Mmmmm.. hiiiiigggghhhhhh! Let's finger paint!
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Reply #708 on: April 18, 2007, 07:26:16 AM

Apparently I can access f13.net via the intranet of my university.

Looks like I can kiss my grades goodbye ...  Heartbreak

:-D


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Reply #709 on: April 19, 2007, 05:03:19 PM

BREAKING NEWS:


I am going to be a father.  Again. 





edit.  This is a good thing!
« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 05:40:46 PM by Cheddar »

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #710 on: April 19, 2007, 05:17:55 PM

* schild is posting and doesn't know whether to say congrats or not.
* schild sees no exclamation points.
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Reply #711 on: April 19, 2007, 06:39:29 PM

Grats!
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Reply #712 on: April 19, 2007, 07:31:13 PM

I'm sure she'll be just as adorable as the other ones! 

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Reply #713 on: April 19, 2007, 07:49:00 PM

gratz++

hair--

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #714 on: April 20, 2007, 07:31:00 AM

I don't know if this was true for you, but two days after I had my child I step out of the shower and my wife looks at my chest and says, "WOW! you have a grey hair!"

I fear what a second child might do to me...

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Reply #715 on: April 20, 2007, 09:02:31 AM

That is just the beginning.  I aged five years during that first year.

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Reply #716 on: April 20, 2007, 09:14:34 AM

Oh the wrinkles appeared at the same time too, I just wasn't going to mention it.

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Reply #717 on: April 20, 2007, 09:37:10 AM

Yay!  Congrats Cheddar!  What flavor are you hoping for?

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #718 on: April 20, 2007, 10:23:55 AM

Yay!  Congrats Cheddar!  What flavor are you hoping for?

Not Ronald McDonald Flavor.

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Reply #719 on: April 20, 2007, 06:16:31 PM

I bet my baby's nuggets smell better than his baby's nuggets.

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Reply #720 on: April 20, 2007, 06:50:08 PM

Personally I prefer girls; considering I have 2 I know how to deal with them.  Boys are wild, running around and acting crazy like.  I watch my friends son every so often and he drives me up the wall. 

Thanks for the thanks, we are pretty damn excited.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #721 on: April 20, 2007, 07:10:59 PM

Personally I prefer girls; considering I have 2 I know how to deal with them.  Boys are wild, running around and acting crazy like.  I watch my friends son every so often and he drives me up the wall. 

Thanks for the thanks, we are pretty damn excited.
Yup boys are a terror. So when are you getting married?
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Reply #722 on: April 20, 2007, 07:55:48 PM

I bet my baby's nuggets smell better than his baby's nuggets.
Sometimes the stuff you post makes me think we should worry about you.

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Reply #723 on: April 20, 2007, 08:24:54 PM

I have to fly on a plane Tuesday.  If I don't make it back, rest assured that I'll be thinking of all you as I sizzle.  I WILL SMELL LIKE PORK! 

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Reply #724 on: April 21, 2007, 05:22:14 AM


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Reply #725 on: April 21, 2007, 06:12:38 AM

Signe, at least I bet you won't be flying with this bucket. I thought we were going to crash like 5 times yesterday :(

And it's not like I don't have experience in flying on extremly shitty airplanes.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2007, 06:15:31 AM by Wolf »

As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Reply #726 on: April 21, 2007, 06:16:23 AM

The airport experience usually kills me before I even make it on the play anyway.  I can't tell you how many times I've died during that!  HUNDREDS!

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Reply #727 on: April 21, 2007, 06:42:56 AM

You should fly from Sofia. We have like 6 Gates and one track, so no more than one plain taking off at roughly the same time. Also no more than 15 people on the airport at the same time :P

As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Reply #728 on: April 21, 2007, 07:43:14 AM

Wolf, you must have had a really shitty pilot to make a CRJ feel like a mil-prop.  Of course, if you heard the following then the pilot was not just trying to win a bet about the number of full barf bags:

http://www.planecrashinfo.com/MP3s/warnwindshr.mp3

New game, how many ways can you spell plane improperly but still get your point across?

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Reply #729 on: April 21, 2007, 07:53:07 AM

I got it right the first time. I get points for that :P

Anyway the actual flight was ok, the take off and landing were extra shitty. And we checked in late so we were sitted way in the back close to the engines. So it was noisy too :)


As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Reply #730 on: April 23, 2007, 11:08:55 AM

The airport experience usually kills me before I even make it on the play anyway.  I can't tell you how many times I've died during that!  HUNDREDS!



2 of those, a few cocktails, and the pilot could spend the whole flight doing barrel rolls and I wouldn't give a shit.

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Reply #731 on: April 23, 2007, 01:39:21 PM


This might be a parody but when was the last time you shopped at RadioShack?

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Reply #732 on: April 23, 2007, 01:55:01 PM

There is a radio shack just down the block from me.  Next to, I shit you not, a Paper and Pencil RPG store, how cliche is that?

I've been in there to get cables on a couple of occasions and recently an HDMI to DVI adapter.

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Reply #733 on: April 23, 2007, 02:48:41 PM

The last time I went to a Radio Schlock was about 4 years ago, to buy a tripod for my satellite dish because my goddamn apartment complex wouldn't let me mount the fucking thing on the side of the building. Fuck them, I own a house now. God, I hate Radio Shack.

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Reply #734 on: April 23, 2007, 03:29:32 PM

I bought a Y-connector for my audio-out port on my SB in my PC, so that I can pump audio both through my speakers and my headphones.

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