Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
Improper use of an apostrophe. He does have his own computer but the boy loves being around his daddy. Also, it won't run GameTap. He needs a tech refresh. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
ORA-0600 sucks.
|
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
Improper use of an apostrophe. That's not an improper use of an apostrophe, unless he intended it to be possessive. |
|
|
|
hal
Terracotta Army
Posts: 835
Damn kids, get off my lawn!
|
Oh grammar bitch!!
|
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are still on backorder.
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
Dougal said: James Doohan = Ashtronaut.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
|
I thought they were going to launch that shit into deep space. A couple minutes in space and falling back to earth? Lame.
|
|
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
I thought so, too. I thought he was going to be part of a shuttle payload or something like that. I can imagine his outraged rant in that adorably weird sounding fake Scottish accent.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
You would need more than a shuttle to get to deep space.
|
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
Yes. I just meant that I thought it would be more involved than it was. Being part of the shuttle payload is cool. I guess what they did with him was, at least, cooler than just sticking him in the ground. Me... I'm going for a private mausoleum with all the mod cons and a stocked fridge/freezer, just in case. You never know. I might get some rare disease that makes me look dead but I'd actually wake up later. Probably hungry. OR - someone could inject me with some strange drug that slows down everything and fools even the coroner. Righ knows what I want. Actually, we might use it as a holiday getaway until I die... or don't die. Whichever comes first. Or after.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
|
You would need more than a shuttle to get to deep space.
The tough part is breaking orbit, and secondarily course projection. But I think Scotty would be ok with crashing on Jupiter or breaking up in the asteroid field past Mars or whatever. All you'd need is an astronaut with a decent pitching arm, but the shuttle would also have to go out past it's normal orbit. |
|
|
|
|
Furiously
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7199
|
Righ knows what I want. Actually, we might use it as a holiday getaway until I die... or don't die. Whichever comes first. Or after.
More proof Signe = Zombie! |
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
mod cons
I just figured out what that meant. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
Furiously
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7199
|
I think she just wants to eat a lot of moderate conservatives brains.
|
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
I can't believe you people are mocking my potential death!
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
|
I can't believe you people are mocking my undeath!
FIFY Wait until they start applying stuff from the Zombie Survival Guide or Dead Rising. |
|
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
I have both of those, so anyone here that is thinking of becoming a shambling braineater has had fair notice.
|
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
Miasma
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5283
Stopgap Measure
|
So I hear Paris Hilton is going to jail, does it make me a bad person to take pleasure in that? I mean I don't even know her, she's never done anything bad to me, why am I rooting for her to be locked up?
|
|
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
Are you in the jail she is being sent to?
|
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
Rasix
Moderator
Posts: 15024
I am the harbinger of your doom!
|
Maybe the 1993 version of Brigette Nielson is.
|
-Rasix
|
|
|
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
|
So I hear Paris Hilton is going to jail, does it make me a bad person to take pleasure in that? No, wishing for cosmic justice in no way makes you a bad person. She's a parasitic twat feeding the baser nature of the populace who thirsts for celebrity ass crust to escape their daily lives. She is a disrespectful little airhead with no redeeming social value whatsoever. |
|
|
|
Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
|
I was waiting for the judge to slap a contempt sentence on her mom when she started flapping her gums. That would have been butter creme icing. Mmmm.
|
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
I HAVE FINALLY MADE WINTERGREEN SPARK IN MY MOUTH.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Miasma
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5283
Stopgap Measure
|
I remember thinking that was the coolest thing in the universe back when I was 12 and some camp counselor did it.
|
|
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
So I hear Paris Hilton is going to jail, does it make me a bad person to take pleasure in that?
No, it doesn't. As Patton Oswalt says, she is a cunt and I hope she dies of AIDS. |
|
|
|
schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
|
I'm going to see VNV Nation and And One in July here in Phoenix. Second time seeing that particular matchup and let me just say.
It's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. Though the new VNV and And One albums aren't quite on par with previous efforts. I'm sure they'll play the good stuff though.
|
|
|
|
|
Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
|
I'm sure the bull lesbians in prison are just PRAYING to the god of their choice to be able to get apiece of Paris.
|
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
Bull lesbians? Is she going to farm prison or something?  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
I HAVE FINALLY MADE WINTERGREEN SPARK IN MY MOUTH.
Gratz, now you get to grind AA points with the rest of us. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
Finding a "learn Excel" book that doesn't assume I am an imbecile is a real challenge.
|
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
Finding a "learn Excel" book that doesn't assume I am an imbecile is a real challenge.
There are some pretty decent tutorial websites out there that I use for some of the more advanced formulae and macros, and they have some of the more intermediate stuff in there too. I may be a total retard when it comes to programming and such, but I'm pretty good at Excel.  |
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
Not so good at linking, though.
|
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Not so good at linking, though.
Heh. Excel makes me exceptionally stabby. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
|
Powerpoint makes me highly stabby. There's a thrice-damned program. I'm sure retards and MBA's worldwide are this very moment looking for guidebooks on how to use Powerpoint, despite it being designed with the assumption everyone using it types with their cock while drooling.
|
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
Not so good at linking, though.
Today I'm teaching a man to fish instead of giving him one. |
|
|
|
Furiously
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7199
|
Powerpoint makes me highly stabby. There's a thrice-damned program. I'm sure retards and MBA's worldwide are this very moment looking for guidebooks on how to use Powerpoint, despite it being designed with the assumption everyone using it types with their cock while drooling.
I'll raise you a Project. |
|
|
|
|
Author
