Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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I was tempted to drop a lmgtfy link in here, let's just say that they are way ahead of you. --Dav4
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MisterNoisy
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Is this where I add more shit to my bug out/in kit?
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XBL GT: Mister Noisy PSN: MisterNoisy Steam UID: MisterNoisy
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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See, big mistake! That's the part where Ironwood beats you to pulp with a baseball bat and then deposits your corpse at some garbage dump.
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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I assumed it was for the people with both the Block to Dick and the Cloud to Butt extentions.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I assumed it was for the people with both the Block to Dick and the Cloud to Butt extentions.
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Polysorbate80
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Pinkeye, bleh. What am I, 8 years old still?
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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schild
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god pinkeye sucks
at least you can go get a cream and be mostly removed from it within like 36 hours
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RhyssaFireheart
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My husband's gotten pink eye several times over the years, but it's related to him being a HS swimming/diving and water polo official. Nothing like a warm, humid pool area with a bunch of HS kids to bring out the disease vectors. He's got some kind of prescription drops that he keeps around for when he gets infected. We can count on him getting sick with something at the beginning of each season without fail.
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Signe
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Muse.
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When I was a kid, I got pink eye two or three times for every year I attended summer camp. Between that and the HUGE carpenter ants in the food, I hated summer camp.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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My nation of residence is currently transfixed by #poojogger (which would be poopjogger in US lingo). tl;dr
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schild
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In five minutes I head to the airport for almost exactly 40 hours in Vegas.
Four of those hours will be at the Stanley Cup.
Let's see how much damage I can do to my mind and body in 36 hours.
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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Well, it was a great game.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL "I have retard strength." - Schild
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schild
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Yes it was. Heart attack inducing in person.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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My nation of residence is currently transfixed by #poojogger (which would be poopjogger in US lingo). tl;drThis is a lot more interesting than hockey.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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rattran
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Baldy the duck has healed up from her bumblefoot, and is now out on the lake with the other poopmonsters. Which is good, because I think Goldy needed a break from being the preferred ride for all 3 boys, and was in danger of getting fucked to death. Ducks are horrible creatures.
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calapine
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23:38. I walk by a church and hear loud electronic music from the inside. Not punks, they sound system (not in the picture) is too big to lob around. Weird. Too shy to ask what it's about so I left again.
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Polysorbate80
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Something about the shapes/colors gives me a twisted Disney vibe, like Maleficent is going to pop out of that altar(?) or whatever in the middle
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Chimpy
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The beach loungers are the weirdest part to me.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Baldy the duck has healed up from her bumblefoot, and is now out on the lake with the other poopmonsters. Which is good, because I think Goldy needed a break from being the preferred ride for all 3 boys, and was in danger of getting fucked to death. Ducks are horrible creatures.
If she’s limping that’s your cue to intervene. And 3 drakes to 1 female? That’s asking for a horrible death.
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rattran
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Rescues, 3 drakes, 3 ducks. Not the optimal ratio, but one of the boys (Asshole) goes through the motions, but can't get his corkscrew aimed right, and Limpy had a totally fucked up leg before I got him, so he only gets it when one of the ducks wants it. He functions okay, but has a terrible limp as his knee and ankle are mostly fused. Best swimmer of the lot, and the girls love him.
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calapine
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Checked out the church again. No sign of last night's vampire party.
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Baldy the duck has healed up from her bumblefoot, and is now out on the lake with the other poopmonsters. Which is good, because I think Goldy needed a break from being the preferred ride for all 3 boys, and was in danger of getting fucked to death. Ducks are horrible creatures.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Signe
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Muse.
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Is that a duck? I thought it was a platypus.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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The Secret Sex Lives of Ducks.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor." -Stephen Colbert
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Rendakor
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Is that a duck? I thought it was a platypus.
It's Psyduck.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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rattran
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Not very secret, though watching them run around afterward dragging their corkscrew shaped peckers through the dirt is funny. Sort of.
They have 8 weeks of me being gone to poop up the lake and try not to get eaten by the osprey.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Is that a duck? I thought it was a platypus.
It's Psyduck. Oh, that's right! Thanks.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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Polysorbate80
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I have just paid three times the value of a shipment to FedEx its replacement to Malaysia. Thanks for losing the original, campus mail
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Polysorbate80
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If any of you are allergic to strawberries, you have my condolences, 'cause the June berries are on out in the strawberry patch. I have about 300 square feet of strawberries and it's a battle to pick them all before they start to go over It's also time for garlic scapes. If you can find them, get them. They're tasty.
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“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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nice!
I have 2 black prim tomato plants that have just started to fruit. Hope to have them ripe in a few weeks.
I also made a grave error with my wife's seed pack. She had this package of lemon cucumbers sitting in the house. One day she threw them at me and asked if I could see if I could get them to grow. I have my uncle's green thumb but never could get seeds to germinate properly. So I took 5 out of the pack of 20 and tried. 1 week later, nothing. The package was marked to expire so I decided to see if I could get anything out of them, so I sprinkled the rest of the package into the planter and left it.... continued to water it but really didn't think about it. 2 weeks later I have 20 of these things growing. I knew they were vine plants, but shit I had no idea they were just a smidge smaller than zucchini plants. I now have to figure out where to transplant them. And I rent with little to no yard.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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My plants are still in their flats. I'm so behind this year!
I'm just going with the usual suspects, tomatoes and herbs. I finally gave up on bell peppers and forgot to hit the greenhouse with spring lettuce.
I did add two new herbs, a cinnamon basil and lemon verbena. Both are AWESOME.
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