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Sky
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Reply #37660 on: June 04, 2018, 01:43:16 PM

BlockCloud
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Reply #37661 on: June 04, 2018, 01:54:22 PM

BlockCloud
I was tempted to drop a lmgtfy link in here, let's just say that they are way ahead of you.

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Reply #37662 on: June 04, 2018, 11:27:28 PM

Is this where I add more shit to my bug out/in kit?

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Reply #37663 on: June 05, 2018, 09:45:41 AM

BlockCloud

See, big mistake! That's the part where Ironwood beats you to pulp with a baseball bat and then deposits your corpse at some garbage dump.

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Reply #37664 on: June 05, 2018, 09:59:35 AM

I assumed it was for the people with both the Block to Dick and the Cloud to Butt extentions.
Sky
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Reply #37665 on: June 05, 2018, 01:33:58 PM

 this guy looks legit
I assumed it was for the people with both the Block to Dick and the Cloud to Butt extentions.
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Reply #37666 on: June 06, 2018, 07:00:54 AM

Pinkeye, bleh.  What am I, 8 years old still?

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Reply #37667 on: June 06, 2018, 07:13:41 AM

god pinkeye sucks

at least you can go get a cream and be mostly removed from it within like 36 hours
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Reply #37668 on: June 06, 2018, 10:26:52 AM

My husband's gotten pink eye several times over the years, but it's related to him being a HS swimming/diving and water polo official.  Nothing like a warm, humid pool area with a bunch of HS kids to bring out the disease vectors.  He's got some kind of prescription drops that he keeps around for when he gets infected.  We can count on him getting sick with something at the beginning of each season without fail.

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Reply #37669 on: June 06, 2018, 11:46:00 AM

When I was a kid, I got pink eye two or three times for every year I attended summer camp.   ACK!  Between that and the HUGE carpenter ants in the food, I hated summer camp.

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Reply #37670 on: June 06, 2018, 11:17:49 PM

My nation of residence is currently transfixed by #poojogger (which would be poopjogger in US lingo).

tl;dr
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Reply #37671 on: June 07, 2018, 02:55:58 AM

In five minutes I head to the airport for almost exactly 40 hours in Vegas.

Four of those hours will be at the Stanley Cup.

Let's see how much damage I can do to my mind and body in 36 hours.
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Reply #37672 on: June 07, 2018, 08:28:19 PM

Well, it was a great game.

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Reply #37673 on: June 07, 2018, 10:54:42 PM

Yes it was. Heart attack inducing in person.
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Reply #37674 on: June 08, 2018, 12:10:14 PM

My nation of residence is currently transfixed by #poojogger (which would be poopjogger in US lingo).

tl;dr

This is a lot more interesting than hockey.

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Reply #37675 on: June 08, 2018, 02:05:05 PM

Baldy the duck has healed up from her bumblefoot, and is now out on the lake with the other poopmonsters. Which is good, because I think Goldy needed a break from being the preferred ride for all 3 boys, and was in danger of getting fucked to death. Ducks are horrible creatures.
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Reply #37676 on: June 08, 2018, 02:43:14 PM




23:38. I walk by a church and hear loud electronic music from the inside. Not punks, they sound system (not in the picture) is too big to lob around.

Weird. Too shy to ask what it's about so I left again.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2018, 03:16:12 PM by calapine »

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Reply #37677 on: June 08, 2018, 02:53:30 PM

Something about the shapes/colors gives me a twisted Disney vibe, like Maleficent is going to pop out of that altar(?) or whatever in the middle

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Reply #37678 on: June 08, 2018, 04:54:14 PM

The beach loungers are the weirdest part to me.

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Reply #37679 on: June 09, 2018, 09:16:47 AM

Baldy the duck has healed up from her bumblefoot, and is now out on the lake with the other poopmonsters. Which is good, because I think Goldy needed a break from being the preferred ride for all 3 boys, and was in danger of getting fucked to death. Ducks are horrible creatures.

If she’s limping that’s your cue to intervene.  And 3 drakes to 1 female?  That’s asking for a horrible death.
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Reply #37680 on: June 09, 2018, 10:00:55 AM

Rescues, 3 drakes, 3 ducks. Not the optimal ratio, but one of the boys (Asshole) goes through the motions, but can't get his corkscrew aimed right, and Limpy had a totally fucked up leg before I got him, so he only gets it when one of the ducks wants it. He functions okay, but has a terrible limp as his knee and ankle are mostly fused. Best swimmer of the lot, and the girls love him.
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Reply #37681 on: June 09, 2018, 12:46:26 PM

Checked out the church again. No sign of last night's vampire party.


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Reply #37682 on: June 11, 2018, 07:18:28 AM

Baldy the duck has healed up from her bumblefoot, and is now out on the lake with the other poopmonsters. Which is good, because I think Goldy needed a break from being the preferred ride for all 3 boys, and was in danger of getting fucked to death. Ducks are horrible creatures.

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Reply #37683 on: June 11, 2018, 08:21:34 AM

 this guy looks legit this guy looks legit this guy looks legit headache

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Reply #37684 on: June 11, 2018, 09:04:17 AM

Is that a duck?  I thought it was a platypus. 

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Reply #37685 on: June 11, 2018, 10:53:57 AM

The Secret Sex Lives of Ducks.

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Reply #37686 on: June 11, 2018, 10:59:28 AM

Is that a duck?  I thought it was a platypus. 
It's Psyduck.

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Reply #37687 on: June 11, 2018, 02:43:31 PM

Not very secret, though watching them run around afterward dragging their corkscrew shaped peckers through the dirt is funny. Sort of.

They have 8 weeks of me being gone to poop up the lake and try not to get eaten by the osprey.
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Reply #37688 on: June 11, 2018, 03:29:12 PM

Is that a duck?  I thought it was a platypus. 
It's Psyduck.

Oh, that's right!  Thanks.

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Reply #37689 on: June 11, 2018, 09:00:03 PM

Alan Moore has opinions about ducks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL8Fx6SOjg

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Reply #37690 on: June 13, 2018, 12:25:16 PM

I have just paid three times the value of a shipment to FedEx its replacement to Malaysia. 

Thanks for losing the original, campus mail  swamp poop

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Reply #37691 on: June 15, 2018, 07:55:40 AM

If any of you are allergic to strawberries, you have my condolences, 'cause the June berries are on out in the strawberry patch.  I have about 300 square feet of strawberries and it's a battle to pick them all before they start to go over



It's also time for garlic scapes.  If you can find them, get them.  They're tasty.


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Reply #37692 on: June 15, 2018, 09:13:10 AM

 Eat

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Reply #37693 on: June 15, 2018, 09:39:51 AM

nice!

I have 2 black prim tomato plants that have just started to fruit. Hope to have them ripe in a few weeks.

I also made a grave error with my wife's seed pack. She had this package of lemon cucumbers sitting in the house. One day she threw them at me and asked if I could see if I could get them to grow. I have my uncle's green thumb but never could get seeds to germinate properly. So I took 5 out of the pack of 20 and tried. 1 week later, nothing. The package was marked to expire so I decided to see if I could get anything out of them, so I sprinkled the rest of the package into the planter and left it.... continued to water it but really didn't think about it. 2 weeks later I have 20 of these things growing. I knew they were vine plants, but shit I had no idea they were just a smidge smaller than zucchini plants. I now have to figure out where to transplant them. And I rent with little to no yard.

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Sky
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Reply #37694 on: June 15, 2018, 11:25:22 AM

My plants are still in their flats. I'm so behind this year!

I'm just going with the usual suspects, tomatoes and herbs. I finally gave up on bell peppers and forgot to hit the greenhouse with spring lettuce.

I did add two new herbs, a cinnamon basil and lemon verbena. Both are AWESOME.
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