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Paelos
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Reply #31395 on: March 08, 2015, 05:10:39 PM

Oh yeah hot Amish Kelly McGillis.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #31396 on: March 08, 2015, 05:22:15 PM

Do yourself a favour tho, and don't look now.

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Reply #31397 on: March 08, 2015, 06:36:02 PM

To be fair, she is almost 60.  I thought it was fun seeing her in an episode of Z Nation.

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Reply #31398 on: March 08, 2015, 10:50:09 PM

Amish are like any fundamentalist religious group. No fun at all for people who aren't them.

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Reply #31399 on: March 09, 2015, 08:14:32 AM

Amish are like any fundamentalist religious group. No fun at all for people who aren't them.
Hell, they aren't even fun for people who are them.

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Reply #31400 on: March 09, 2015, 09:07:51 AM

To be fair, she is almost 60.  I thought it was fun seeing her in an episode of Z Nation.

I know.  I wasn't trying to be mean.

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Reply #31401 on: March 09, 2015, 09:20:13 AM

We had a decent amount of menonites who lived in the rural parts of the county I grew up in.  Most people generally liked them and they seemed friendly.  But they are basically a religious sect that embraces technology and just dresses like the Amish.

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Reply #31402 on: March 09, 2015, 09:56:25 AM

Amish are horrible.  Mostly the men.  The Amish women I've met seem okay albeit a bit vapid.  They believe all sorts of stupid things.  In this area, they've been reported for animal abuse and their defense is that animals don't have souls so therefore they can't feel pain.  I wonder why they scream then?  People think that getting Amish produce is wonderful but they use all sorts of nasty pesticides and even their tobacco is GMO.  I try not to eat anything grown by Amish.  I'd rather eat cat food than their poison drenched GMO corn.  (Well, maybe not wet cat food but certainly kibble!)  And they lie.  When you ask them if their corn is GMO or if they use pesticides, they lie about it.

There's other things I don't like about Amish men.  Like their stupid faces. 

Err... Sorry if anyone has Amish relatives.  I'm sure they're nothing like other people's Amish relatives.

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Reply #31403 on: March 09, 2015, 11:00:39 AM

Update Signe's .txt to include the fact she hates the Amish.

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Reply #31404 on: March 09, 2015, 11:37:41 AM

Any minute, F13's Amish contingent is going to be all up in this thread, maybe with a heavy hitter or two.

Really, though, if someone like Signe dislikes a certain group of people, then that's good enough for me.  Fuck the Amish.

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Reply #31405 on: March 09, 2015, 11:40:11 AM

Some days, business is good.
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Reply #31406 on: March 09, 2015, 11:51:16 AM

In other news, fuck DST. Why can't we fast forward and hour on Monday instead?

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Reply #31407 on: March 09, 2015, 12:48:05 PM

Monday around 3pm would be a great time to lose an hour. Getting up this morning was hell.

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Reply #31408 on: March 09, 2015, 01:00:24 PM

So long as fall-back still gives us an extra hour of Sunday I support this one less hour of Monday change.
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Reply #31409 on: March 09, 2015, 01:58:48 PM

I survived with the help of caffeine.

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Reply #31410 on: March 09, 2015, 01:59:38 PM

Arizona.   DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #31411 on: March 09, 2015, 02:11:41 PM

Arizona.   DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Home of the idiots that defund state universities while simultaneously complaining that tuition is going up.

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Reply #31412 on: March 09, 2015, 02:15:10 PM

Yah, but..  don't fuck with our clocks.  You're not the boss of us!

Our new governor is a fucking moron of the highest order.  It'll all just get worse.

Odds that we're the last state with gay marriage and legal marijuana?

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Reply #31413 on: March 09, 2015, 02:20:51 PM

Odds that we're the last state with gay marriage and legal marijuana?

Over Alabama or Mississippi? I'd take that bet right now.

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Reply #31414 on: March 09, 2015, 02:22:59 PM

Alabama or Mississippi are too close to call.  At least Alabama has a few good points.

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Reply #31415 on: March 09, 2015, 03:04:37 PM

No, it doesn't.
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Reply #31416 on: March 09, 2015, 03:21:03 PM

No, it doesn't.

You remove Austin from Texas and the whole state becomes equal to or worse than Alabama. 

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Reply #31417 on: March 09, 2015, 03:49:36 PM

If you remove Alabama from the US, you've cut off an oozing cyst.

Don't move goalposts to make a point. You're a professor.
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Reply #31418 on: March 09, 2015, 04:17:11 PM

There will be a several-way tie for last place with most of the states mentioned, there will be a federal rule before any of those places vote for it.

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Reply #31419 on: March 09, 2015, 04:29:06 PM

No, it doesn't.

College football. And fried pies. Jimmy Buffett if you're into that sort of thing.

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Reply #31420 on: March 09, 2015, 05:47:53 PM

No, it doesn't.

College football. And fried pies. Jimmy Buffett if you're into that sort of thing.

None of those are positive points.
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Reply #31421 on: March 09, 2015, 05:56:00 PM

If you remove Alabama from the US, you've cut off an oozing cyst.

Don't move goalposts to make a point. You're a professor.

If you remove Texas from the US, you'll never get another crazy fucking Republican president. 

How about dem goalposts?

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Reply #31422 on: March 09, 2015, 06:07:38 PM

I think you're missing the point. I assume because it's monday.

You can't remove Austin from Texas to make a point as much as I can't remove Alabama from the US or Jeb from Florida. Yes, Florida. Not Texas.

But please, carry on.
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Reply #31423 on: March 09, 2015, 06:32:30 PM

Alabama has my most bausome cousin, Erika who is just like me only younger, in it.  You remember, Schild, she's the one I wanted you to marry when you were like 21 or 22 or sommat.  I'm glad you didn't.  The wife you have now seems to suit you. 

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Reply #31424 on: March 09, 2015, 06:54:37 PM

I think you're missing the point. I assume because it's monday.

I got your point.  I just like to remind you that Texas isn't anything to be proud of with regard to its impact on national policy. 

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Reply #31425 on: March 09, 2015, 07:03:01 PM

I agree. But Texas has good bbq.

Alabama has

uh

I googled trying to find something, found this: http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=9390208#page:showThread,9390208

Must be something in there. Unfortunately, Texas even fries pies better.

I'm not proud of any state as an entity of change in public policy and I claimed no such thing about Texas.

Alabama isn't the only festering sore we have. I'm equal opportunity on this front. We can get rid of West Virginia, Mississippi, North Dakota, and Arkansas also.
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Reply #31426 on: March 09, 2015, 09:28:09 PM

No, it doesn't.

College football. And fried pies. Jimmy Buffett if you're into that sort of thing.

None of those are positive points.
Screw you!  I like Jimmy Buffett!

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Reply #31427 on: March 10, 2015, 05:51:57 AM

College football is also great.

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Reply #31428 on: March 10, 2015, 06:12:56 AM

No, it doesn't.

College football. And fried pies. Jimmy Buffett if you're into that sort of thing.

None of those are positive points.
Screw you!  I like Jimmy Buffett!
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Reply #31429 on: March 10, 2015, 06:28:26 AM

DST isn't till the 29th in Poland, heh.

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