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Bunk
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Reply #26460 on: November 12, 2013, 11:23:11 AM

Asa Akira, a popular adult entertainer, did an AMA on Reddit recently and that was one of the questions asked of her. No, she does not bleach her a-hole. Its apparently pretty common in that industry though.

Why do it? Poop makes things brown. I think that's pretty much the answer.

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Reply #26461 on: November 12, 2013, 11:34:08 AM

Well, you learn something new every day.  And it's usually bad.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #26462 on: November 12, 2013, 12:14:17 PM

So they're not dark?  I don't know.  Evidently bleaching vaginas is big in India.  I'm pretty sure I heard about people bleaching they're assholes on this forum.  My sister got spam from India advertising a vagina bleaching kit so she looked it up.  I'm shocked and horrified.   ACK!

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Reply #26463 on: November 12, 2013, 12:28:55 PM

That's exactly what I'm looking for-  a brown skinned girl with a bleach white vagina......  ACK!
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Reply #26464 on: November 12, 2013, 12:30:46 PM

"Son, are you dating a black girl?!"
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Reply #26465 on: November 12, 2013, 12:41:15 PM

That's exactly what I'm looking for-  a brown skinned girl with a bleach white vagina......  ACK!

Cue RK47 to find us an appropriate pic

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Reply #26466 on: November 12, 2013, 12:44:44 PM

Popped in, wonder what the fuck, saw it was Signe.

Fair nuff.

But yeah, asshole bleaching was something on The Word in my fucking childhood.  It's been around a good long while.

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Reply #26467 on: November 12, 2013, 12:55:20 PM

"Son, are you dating a black girl?!"
"It's OK Dad..."

YES!!!   awesome, for real
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Reply #26468 on: November 12, 2013, 01:54:24 PM

The Word


Holy shit, there's a reference! What an amazing show even though (or maybe because?) Terry Christian was such a punchable scrote-ferret.

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Reply #26469 on: November 12, 2013, 02:06:11 PM

In fairness, for someone who was regularly an utter cock-end, the episode where he told Shabba Ranks to fuck off.


Wait, No, that was Mark Lammar, who was slightly less of a cock...

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Reply #26470 on: November 12, 2013, 02:12:18 PM

Also Dani Behr and Amanda de Cadenet were worth staying up late for.

Also Mark Lamarr once came into the Games Worskhop store where I was working at the time and asked me to teach him how to paint.
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Reply #26471 on: November 12, 2013, 02:39:10 PM

Like one of your French Women ?

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Reply #26472 on: November 12, 2013, 09:08:45 PM

I miss Mark Lamarr's comedy, Buzzcocks wasn't the same without him, and with God's Jukebox going off Radio2 a couple years ago there's no reason to ever turn it on.
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Reply #26473 on: November 13, 2013, 01:47:52 AM

Buzzcocks is an utter waste of time without him, to be honest.  He really held the show together.

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Reply #26474 on: November 13, 2013, 05:40:58 AM

I gave up on Buzzcocks soon after he left. Amstel trying to be funny in an acerbic way was just sad. He should have just stuck with making Brittany cry.
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Reply #26475 on: November 13, 2013, 07:57:06 AM

That's all true.  Last year in London I watched and it was not the same at all.  It was bad which made me sad.  It was one of my favourite comedy game shows along with "Have I Got News for You". 

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Reply #26476 on: November 13, 2013, 08:17:42 AM

Oddly, I find the change of presenters in HIGNFY makes it better.  Don't get me wrong, I liked Deaton, but changing it up every week really adds to it.

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Reply #26477 on: November 13, 2013, 08:19:08 AM

I'm so lost at this point.

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Reply #26478 on: November 13, 2013, 08:26:26 AM

Sorry, it went a little Eurofag.  Normal honeycrisps and Molar discussions to resume in 5,4,3,2,1.

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Reply #26479 on: November 13, 2013, 08:33:47 AM

Pan fry honeycrisp slices in a little butter with some maple sugar.
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Reply #26480 on: November 13, 2013, 08:34:44 AM

That might be bad for your teeth.

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Reply #26481 on: November 13, 2013, 08:45:44 AM

That was the easiest $12 I've ever spent.

Thanks Holiday Bullshit (Cards Against Humanity).
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Reply #26482 on: November 13, 2013, 09:41:30 AM

Digital.
UNIX.
4.0.

swamp poop

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Reply #26483 on: November 13, 2013, 11:20:56 AM

That was the easiest $12 I've ever spent.

Thanks Holiday Bullshit (Cards Against Humanity).

I bought one too. No idea what the hell I'm getting, but for $12 I like surprises.

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Reply #26484 on: November 13, 2013, 11:41:48 AM

Postage alone would be like 6 bucks....

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Reply #26485 on: November 13, 2013, 11:44:12 AM

The FAQ on it made me laugh.

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Reply #26486 on: November 13, 2013, 12:58:45 PM

Postage alone would be like 6 bucks....

I'm guessing you get 12 post cards and postage on that is more like $2.
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Reply #26487 on: November 13, 2013, 01:06:50 PM

Yeah.  I had to do that too.  Got it for the wife.   awesome, for real
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Reply #26488 on: November 13, 2013, 01:38:10 PM

They already are down to just 6000 left since I bought mine at 36000 two hours ago.  swamp poop

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Reply #26489 on: November 13, 2013, 01:52:02 PM

This is really kind of a genius deal.  They are essentially getting their marketing mailers paid for.
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Reply #26490 on: November 13, 2013, 01:58:52 PM

Yeah we'll see what we get for it. They aren't going to make money on it, so whatevs.

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Reply #26491 on: November 14, 2013, 07:52:48 AM

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Reply #26492 on: November 14, 2013, 08:10:07 AM

I thought Schild would enjoy the following:
https://soundcloud.com/bestdropsever

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Reply #26493 on: November 14, 2013, 09:04:47 AM

Wow, T-mobile really blows ass. Dropping the price of their service plans and having a flat-rate increase per month depending on which phone you want?

There's nothing I fucking hate more than cell phone companies. NOTHING.
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Reply #26494 on: November 14, 2013, 09:14:04 AM

Anyone on here from New Zealand or Australia?


Anyone.........?   Francis......?
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