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Morat20
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Reply #26425 on: November 03, 2013, 04:16:54 PM

Do they cover their "special" parts nipples with duct tape as some youtube videos suggest ?

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Yeah, which didn't surprise me at all -- I'd have been surprised if they hadn't. I'm fairly sure there's something enshrined in law about that --- dealing with strippers and strip clubs and how they're defined.

At least originally. I'm pretty sure it's a pretty stock burlesque thing from way back in the day -- basically to end run public indecency laws and definition of 'topless'. It'd be a WAG as to which states would require it if you wanted to do such a show at regular clubs or venues (House of Blues in this case).

My wife says the burlesque shows she's seen (at least outside of Vegas) all had pasties of one form or another.
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Reply #26426 on: November 03, 2013, 05:48:43 PM

I bet your drinking was way more determined and way less chilled after that.

I would wager the 80 proof booze came out after that little event

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Reply #26427 on: November 04, 2013, 03:36:12 PM

What the fuck is this Bitcoin shit?  Is this for real? 

 Get off my lawn!
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Reply #26428 on: November 04, 2013, 03:36:59 PM

Things are looking up. Despite breaking the fuck out of my Note 2, due to having no reception whatsoever, I am being let out of my contract by Verizon. Weee.
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Reply #26429 on: November 04, 2013, 03:38:05 PM

That mean you get to get rid of that giant ass phone?   why so serious?
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Reply #26430 on: November 04, 2013, 03:41:12 PM

What the fuck is this Bitcoin shit?  Is this for real? 

 Get off my lawn!

As real as the Amsterdam tulip market and with a similar long-term outlook.

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Reply #26431 on: November 04, 2013, 03:42:35 PM

What the fuck is this Bitcoin shit?  Is this for real? 

 Get off my lawn!
Its real as in people are active using it as money. But to call it's long term prospects cloudy is an understatement.

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Reply #26432 on: November 04, 2013, 05:21:45 PM

Neg.  It's long term prospects are crystal.  Governments will not stand for a currency with no controls that can be used to launder large sums and evade taxes.  This has happened before in the US with Bearer Bonds.  Then they got regulated and people said, "wait, why would I trust these when they're not backed. Fuck it" and the market tanked.  Same will happen here, it's just a matter of when it happens.

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Reply #26433 on: November 05, 2013, 01:27:50 PM

So you think it would be a bad idea to put money into it.   why so serious?
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Reply #26434 on: November 05, 2013, 05:28:46 PM

« Last Edit: November 05, 2013, 05:31:15 PM by Merusk »

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Reply #26435 on: November 05, 2013, 06:21:55 PM

So you think it would be a bad idea to put money into it.   why so serious?
Well, let's put it this way: When "Flip this House" hit it big on TV, was that a good time to invest in real estate? :)

My personal rule of thumb is that once it's on TV as the "next big thing" that is the point where the smart money has already started selling.
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Reply #26436 on: November 05, 2013, 09:12:22 PM

If you had this idea 5 years ago you could retire - missed the boat.

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Reply #26437 on: November 06, 2013, 06:41:12 AM

You guys are too serious sometimes. 

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Reply #26438 on: November 06, 2013, 07:26:03 AM

There was a little black mark on the ceiling in my room that looks like a bug, especially when I just wake up.  Even though I know it's a mark because I've looked at it, touched it, scratched at it, sometimes I think I can see it move.  When that happens I have to look really close at it and touch it just to make sure.  Yesterday, I decided this was silly and covered it with paint.  This morning I woke up startled and worried that I had covered up a bug with paint.  Knowing things isn't always enough, I guess.  I should have rubbed it out instead of painting over it, right?  :(

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Reply #26439 on: November 06, 2013, 08:04:21 AM

Coincidentally, I saw a little black spot on the sun today.

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Reply #26440 on: November 06, 2013, 08:21:48 AM

No worries, just the same old thing as yesterday.

Over and out.
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Reply #26441 on: November 06, 2013, 09:47:59 AM

There was a little black mark on the ceiling in my room that looks like a bug, especially when I just wake up.  Even though I know it's a mark because I've looked at it, touched it, scratched at it, sometimes I think I can see it move.  When that happens I have to look really close at it and touch it just to make sure.  Yesterday, I decided this was silly and covered it with paint.  This morning I woke up startled and worried that I had covered up a bug with paint.  Knowing things isn't always enough, I guess.  I should have rubbed it out instead of painting over it, right?  :(
You have only helped the bug by painting it the same color as the ceiling, now it is camoflauged.  Now you have to look for white on white movement on the entire ceiling.  Maybe your ceiling is made entirely of white bugs?

You should move.
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Reply #26442 on: November 06, 2013, 09:58:57 AM

That was mean.  You know she's totally thinking that now.

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Reply #26443 on: November 06, 2013, 10:02:39 AM

You guys are too serious sometimes. 

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Contrarian investing is almost always the way to go.  Buy low, sell high

The real hot money is in contrarian contrarian investing: buy high, sell low.

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Reply #26444 on: November 06, 2013, 10:39:55 AM

That was mean.  You know she's totally thinking that now.

I'm totally thinking that.   Heartbreak

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Reply #26445 on: November 06, 2013, 12:04:08 PM

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Reply #26446 on: November 06, 2013, 12:46:15 PM

How shittastic must your Internet service be that you long for AT&T to come fuck you in the earhole?

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Reply #26447 on: November 06, 2013, 01:01:42 PM

It's their competition for google fiber, not regular UVerse. Right now I have 10MB service through Comcast. I want dat faux gigabit to the home.
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Reply #26448 on: November 06, 2013, 03:54:03 PM

It's their competition for google fiber, not regular UVerse. Right now I have 10MB service through Comcast. I want dat faux gigabit to the home.

At AT&T prices and usage policies?  swamp poop

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Reply #26449 on: November 06, 2013, 07:36:10 PM

The thing I hate about LA is how clean it is.

I don't mean empirically clean. It's large urban sprawl like other cities. But it's so goddamned bright and cheery and nothing looks older than maybe a decade and a half and even the out of shape people are pretty.

Every time I come here I long to head home to my dirty ass northeast with legitimate seasons I can complain about and nothing is clean for any longer than it takes to drive through the rain-sogged pothole outside the car wash.
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Reply #26450 on: November 07, 2013, 06:29:31 AM

Good start to your novel.

I prefer AT+T Uverse to DirecTV but not by a whole lot.  I prefer AT+T over Comcast by a margin as well as years-old principle.  Saves money to bundle TV-phone-internet, at least.

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Reply #26451 on: November 07, 2013, 06:56:48 AM

I absolutely hated LA on many level. The Bay area is like another country, so much better. Though even there I did miss true winter.
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Reply #26452 on: November 07, 2013, 07:20:58 AM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #26453 on: November 07, 2013, 07:59:14 AM

It's their competition for google fiber, not regular UVerse. Right now I have 10MB service through Comcast. I want dat faux gigabit to the home.

Austin has Comcast?
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Reply #26454 on: November 07, 2013, 12:38:47 PM

It's their competition for google fiber, not regular UVerse. Right now I have 10MB service through Comcast. I want dat faux gigabit to the home.

Austin has Comcast?

(Time Warner, aka The White Devil)
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Reply #26455 on: November 08, 2013, 05:22:16 PM

The heating/baking element on my oven just failed.

There were pyrotechnics as the element appeared to actually burn -- threw off sparks and it was crazy. :) Turned it off, which thankfully worked. (A little googling says sometimes you have to throw the breaker for some reason). Turns out replacing the element is a cheap, simple job even an idiot like myself can do.

So, you know, exciting but not 1000 dollars for a new oven exciting.
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Reply #26456 on: November 08, 2013, 05:37:35 PM

The heating/baking element on my oven just failed.

There were pyrotechnics as the element appeared to actually burn -- threw off sparks and it was crazy. :) Turned it off, which thankfully worked. (A little googling says sometimes you have to throw the breaker for some reason). Turns out replacing the element is a cheap, simple job even an idiot like myself can do.

So, you know, exciting but not 1000 dollars for a new oven exciting.

Mine didn't go up in flames (it died quietly), but yeah, it's a mostly simple repair (I had to do it with mine last month), with the difficult part being how much of a bitch are certain screws to get to.
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Reply #26457 on: November 08, 2013, 06:51:01 PM

Time to register heatingbakingelementthread.org ...

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Reply #26458 on: November 12, 2013, 10:32:49 AM

I just found out that some people bleach their vaginas.  I knew about the assholes but not the vaginas. 

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Reply #26459 on: November 12, 2013, 11:07:48 AM

People bleach assholes?  Why?   ACK!
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