Paelos
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It'll piss off the French.  Plus Americans were getting too skinny. This should help. Send it down to the south and the first thing we'll do is make a bacon cheese burger with that as a bun. Call it a French Luther. |
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Segoris
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Even as someone without much of a sweet tooth, that is something I'd want to try upon waking up after a long night. Cronut Pics spoilered, and for more info go here. I'm only putting that link in for two reasons, 1) in the hopes that someone here who bakes becomes motivated to try making them and send them out to F13 people and 2) the ridiculousness that they originally sell for $5 (which is fine) but that the introduction post on grubstreet talks about how there's a 'black market' on Craig's List selling these for $40.....wtf. |
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Signe
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I don't know. It looks better than an actual doughnut, but then I like croissaints better. The pink icing makes it look waaay too sweet though.
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Lantyssa
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It's like a cross between a cake donut and a... not-cake donut, with a croissant thrown in. I would be dead in a week from overeating if I had free access to those.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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bhodi
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Heh. On my twitter feed:
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ezrast
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I don't get it. Why would you eat two non-scone pastries stuck together when you could just eat a scone?
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Ironwood
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Because Fuck You, that's why. |
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Cyrrex
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I don't get it. Why would you eat two non-scone pastries stuck together when you could just eat a scone?
This just in! Scones fucking blow. I mean, I don't eat much of any of that other shit either, but if I was going to, why would I waste precious chewing energy on a dry-as-shit scone? No thanks, I'll go lick a wall. |
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Nebu
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This just in! Scones fucking blow.
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Paelos
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Scones are horrible things fit for tossing at protestors.
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Good scones are good. Bad scones are very, very bad.
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Miasma
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Starbucks around here used to have some nice scones. They just go so perfectly with coffee. I'd never eat one without coffee though.
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MrHat
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Good scones are good. Bad scones are very, very bad.
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Paelos
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I like muffins.
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Nebu
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I like muffins.
Muffins are like fat in a cupcake wrapper. Too sweet. Too many empty calories. I make my own scones. Cherry Vanilla Almond. They're awesome. |
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Paelos
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I like muffins.
Muffins are like fat in a cupcake wrapper. Too sweet. Too many empty calories. I make my own scones. Cherry Vanilla Almond. They're awesome. NO YOU'RE A FAT WRAPPER! We're talking about pastries, and you reference empty calories?  |
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Nebu
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We're talking about pastries, and you reference empty calories? A scone is like a bread and a pastry had a bastard child. It's part bread, part biscuit, and part sweet. It's breakfast, man! |
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Sky
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Breakfast is eggs, bacon and home fries.
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Salamok
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Breakfast is eggs, bacon and home fries.
Preferably in taco form with some cheese thrown in. |
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Paelos
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I like bagels.
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I go here at least once a week for a Fire Dog (super spicy hot link, jalepenos, grilled onions, cream cheese, mustard and relish) for breakfast. I usually get iced tea or iced Chai to go with it, since I don't particularly care for their coffee. The whole staff is very comely as well...they could probably run one of the nearly naked girls serving you overpriced espresso stands without any change in personnel. |
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Wow. The Texas Dental Association's employee pension plans (plans you can use through them for your employee's retirement stuff) has apparently been the victim of "malfeasance" and now they aren't even sure if any of the money is left.  I'm ready for all the thieving to stop. |
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Nebu
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Wow. The Texas Dental Association's employee pension plans (plans you can use through them for your employee's retirement stuff) has apparently been the victim of "malfeasance" and now they aren't even sure if any of the money is left. I'm ready for all the thieving to stop. As any good Texan will tell you; "Quit whining and pick yourself up by your bootstraps." Sorry ghost. That really sucks. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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This just in, terrorists aren't brown. They're white and wear white collars.
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Miasma
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If they stole the money at night you're legally allowed to shoot them, so do that.
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Wow. The Texas Dental Association's employee pension plans (plans you can use through them for your employee's retirement stuff) has apparently been the victim of "malfeasance" and now they aren't even sure if any of the money is left. I'm ready for all the thieving to stop. As any good Texan will tell you; "Quit whining and pick yourself up by your bootstraps." Sorry ghost. That really sucks. It actually doesn't affect my employees at all. But yes. It really, really sucks for a lot of people. |
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ghost
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If they stole the money at night you're legally allowed to shoot them, so do that.
You know, if we were allowed to shoot a few of them it might at least lessen the incidence of these type issues. |
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Paelos
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It does suck. The way pensions are structured, they are unfortunately ripe for that kind of fraud.
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Salamok
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If they stole the money at night you're legally allowed to shoot them, so do that.
You know, if we were allowed to shoot a few of them it might at least lessen the incidence of these type issues. It would at the very least keep those specific individuals from doing it again. Maybe we can start by spraying them with water and smacking em on the nose with a newspaper then work our way up to a shooting. |
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IainC
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I'm homeless again. Staying at a friends house tonight before flying to Madrid tomorrow where I'll live in a hotel for a few weeks while I find an apartment. Feels weird to be leaving this place, I knew I wasn't going to be there for ever but it was still a bit emotional as I closed the door to the apartment behind me and when the train pulled out of the station.
New job though and I get to work on the kind of games I like to play at least.
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Bunk
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If they stole the money at night you're legally allowed to shoot them, so do that.
I feel sad that I was just about to type this joke when I read ahead and saw that I was beaten to it. I also feel sad that Texas caused this joke to immediately pop in to my head. Why exactly do so many of you continue to live in that shithole? |
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Merusk
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Because Canada isn't taking any more Americans?
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Cheddar
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I think I am going back to paper books. Cheaper and I am finding searching ebooks painful.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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IainC
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I think I am going back to paper books. Cheaper and I am finding searching ebooks painful.
It's even worse when your Kindle is registered to an Amazon where the default language isn't English. You can find ebooks in English on Amazon.de but they are all in one category by themselves. Hope you didn't want to browse by genre auslander schweinhund! |
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