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Salamok
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Reply #24220 on: April 25, 2013, 01:46:24 PM

Why are you stuck running IIS?

I ask myself that every day.  Unfortunately for the other 2 people involved it apparently makes more sense to keep writing C# than it does to switch to a non IIS based solution.  Personally I think every line of code they write that involves a Microsoft based web solution is just more dirt getting shoveled out of the hole they are digging.  But hey none of us will be around when the time comes to climb out of that hole, in the meantime we just have to tolerate working in a hole.
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Reply #24221 on: April 25, 2013, 02:32:38 PM

Cisco firewall, cisco switches.

Edit:

Found my first food allergy today apparently when I eat Vietnamese I break out in hives. (one of the spices I guess)
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Reply #24222 on: April 25, 2013, 03:25:10 PM

For me it's big red welts.

Turns out their nails are full of bacteria.

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Reply #24223 on: April 25, 2013, 03:26:39 PM

Busted pipe and flooded basement. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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Reply #24224 on: April 25, 2013, 03:47:45 PM

Duuude.  I hope it's not finished.

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Reply #24225 on: April 25, 2013, 04:23:19 PM

It is.  Have the plumber and remediation guys here right now. Not too bad and insurance will pay for most of it.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

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Reply #24226 on: April 25, 2013, 04:36:04 PM

2 months of kendo and it is already starting to drive me crazy how bad/wrong sword swinging animations actually turn out to be in games.

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Reply #24227 on: April 25, 2013, 04:39:18 PM

But on the other hand Obi Wan v. Darth suddenly looks much more real!   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #24228 on: April 25, 2013, 04:56:04 PM

It is.  Have the plumber and remediation guys here right now. Not too bad and insurance will pay for most of it.

Bleh, sorry.  Remember to watch the crew so things are totally dry before they wall it up again.  That includes the studs.  Hell, if it's going to be a few days it'll be best if you get the drywall off so mold doesn't start.  That stuff loves gypsum.

But on the other hand Obi Wan v. Darth suddenly looks much more real!   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

There used to be a blog going in to great detail about this, and how awesome the original trilogy fights were compared to the shit 'swordsmanship' of the new trilogy, which was entirely screen antics.

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Reply #24229 on: April 25, 2013, 05:21:51 PM

Obi-wan does spin around pointlessly (and really slowly) at one point, but yeah.

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Reply #24230 on: April 25, 2013, 05:42:56 PM

Can those of us who do IT for a living just pretend this last page didn't happen? Yes? Good.


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Reply #24231 on: April 25, 2013, 07:08:12 PM

 awesome, for real

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #24232 on: April 25, 2013, 07:24:15 PM

2 months of kendo and it is already starting to drive me crazy how bad/wrong sword swinging animations actually turn out to be in games.

Funny you mention that. I'm re-reading Snow Crash and just read the part where Hiro makes fun of a Kendo trained "swordsman" in the Metaverse by cutting him to pieces.

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Reply #24233 on: April 26, 2013, 07:45:39 AM

This can only be settled one way.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #24234 on: April 26, 2013, 07:53:48 AM

I'm giving up Google.  I have to.  It's become like some sort of super powerful entity and it scares me.  It keeps asking me questions like "Do you want to use Google Check-out?", "Have you tried iGoogle?",  "Would you like to download Google Chrome?", "Do you swear your allegiance to Google God and swear to serve and protect it?"  It's really getting creepy.  I need a new search engine that doesn't try and boss me around.

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Reply #24235 on: April 26, 2013, 07:57:30 AM

You'll probably have to Google how to do that.  And don't many of the others just skate on Google's search coattails, like Bing? 
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Reply #24236 on: April 26, 2013, 08:16:04 AM

At least it asks, my last android update came with the warning that sprint will be monitoring my wifi usage to help improve customer experience.  Since then my wifi is randomly turning itself on and informing me there are open wifi networks available, I'm not sure what mysterious data they are going to be able to track that they are not already getting via the 3g/4g connection.   Maybe it is just a hint that says hey we don't want you to actually use the data plan you are paying for.
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Reply #24237 on: April 26, 2013, 08:34:13 AM

I'm giving up Google.  I have to.  It's become like some sort of super powerful entity and it scares me.  It keeps asking me questions like "Do you want to use Google Check-out?", "Have you tried iGoogle?",  "Would you like to download Google Chrome?", "Do you swear your allegiance to Google God and swear to serve and protect it?"  It's really getting creepy.  I need a new search engine that doesn't try and boss me around.
Google and everyone else are scary.  Saw a story in the elevator saying that Apple stores a voice recording of everything you say to Siri for two years.
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Reply #24238 on: April 26, 2013, 08:36:30 AM

It's probably a pretty steady stream of cursewords and garbledygook, I would imagine. 
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Reply #24239 on: April 26, 2013, 09:02:09 AM

I've never spoken to Siri, whoever she is.  Anyway, what about something like Dogpile?  It googles for you and gives the results minus most of the crap.  Allegedly. Or does that sort of thing suck?  I've noticed that google doesn't recognise things like quotation marks or minus' or anything like that anymore.  This could have been forever, I'm very bad at noticing stuff - sometimes for years.  Anyway, have all the search engines stopped recognising those or is it just the Almighty Google?  Maybe I'll just go back to Alta Vista.

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Reply #24240 on: April 27, 2013, 08:25:17 AM

I found a Galaxy SII today.  It's all mine.  I think it has a Sprint antenna, though, so I guess I'll use it as a paperweight.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #24241 on: April 28, 2013, 08:48:39 PM

I love that in this day and age, Adobe and several other large software companies still give you estimated download times as: 56k modem, T1 line and "DSL"  All of which are listed at least 15x slower than even my shitty cable download speed.

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Reply #24242 on: April 29, 2013, 08:10:09 AM

I'm going to Peru in July to do the Machu Pichu thing and also wander around. I have a few days in Lima to kill, anyone been there? recommendations?
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Reply #24243 on: April 29, 2013, 09:02:02 AM

Buy me a charango.
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Reply #24244 on: April 29, 2013, 11:29:20 AM

Oh, Florida, will you ever STOP being a cesspool of corporate graft and corruption that goes beyond even the worst of the Chicago Machine but somehow gets a pass?

Energy Calculations for a current project have to be completed.  pretty standard for building projects.  The catch is instead of using the free program the US Energy Department maintains, we have to buy a specialty program from a single source that costs $1,000 PER YEAR.

 Ohhhhh, I see. why so serious?

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Reply #24245 on: April 29, 2013, 11:38:40 AM

Why can't people, particularly the dorks to whom it would be relevant, spell the word "rogue" correctly? 
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Reply #24246 on: April 29, 2013, 01:30:17 PM

Why can't people, particularly the dorks to whom it would be relevant, spell the word "rogue" correctly? 

Rogue and Fluoride.  You're a dentist... you MUST remember fluoride. 

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Reply #24247 on: April 29, 2013, 01:44:31 PM

I got invited to do a 5m guest spot on CBS Sports radio, so that's neat.

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Reply #24248 on: April 29, 2013, 03:01:30 PM

OMG.  I'm going to say it again.  I am.

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Reply #24249 on: April 30, 2013, 06:28:04 AM

Rimshot

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #24250 on: April 30, 2013, 06:48:40 AM

I got invited to do a 5m guest spot on CBS Sports radio, so that's neat.

I can't imagine it takes that long to say "you're wrong" at the top of your voice and storm out.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #24251 on: April 30, 2013, 06:51:05 AM

I got invited to do a 5m guest spot on CBS Sports radio, so that's neat.

I can't imagine it takes that long to say "you're wrong" at the top of your voice and storm out.   Ohhhhh, I see.

It's about my Braves blog actually. It got noted by one of the national guys who's based in Atlanta.

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Reply #24252 on: April 30, 2013, 07:07:56 AM

You'll let us know though, right?  So we can watch.  And it's not because I want to scream, "I KNOW HIM!!!", but because the Atlanta Braves are my favourite... umm... sporting association.   awesome, for real  You will shine!

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Reply #24253 on: April 30, 2013, 07:45:04 AM

You can watch the radio at any time and it will appear the same on the outside.

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Reply #24254 on: April 30, 2013, 07:53:40 AM

I got invited to do a 5m guest spot on CBS Sports radio, so that's neat.

I can't imagine it takes that long to say "you're wrong" at the top of your voice and storm out.   Ohhhhh, I see.

It's about my Braves blog actually. It got noted by one of the national guys who's based in Atlanta.

Oh.  Your blog is different than that?  I may have to go over and troll you, I mean peruse the site.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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