Samwise
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Congratulations on making either the best or worst decision of your life! (And here's hoping it's the first one.)
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Paelos
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Do her parents have money and/or a cushy job for you?
If not, does she have a smoking rack?
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Nebu
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I was expecting "pics or it isn't true".
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Pennilenko
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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IainC
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Do her parents have money and/or a cushy job for you?
If not, does she have a smoking rack?
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schild
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I just paid for bought an engagement ring.
That's as close to optimism as I've ever seen out of you. Congrats! What can I say, it's been cooler than 100 here in Austin for a few days. Also, thanks! |
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schild
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I already own a pipe rack to accompany my many pipes.
No, seriously, I have like 3 Dunhill Ebony pipes, along with some hand carved ones and a few others.
As for the girl, she is a fine looking individual that none of you will likely ever get to meet if I have my way.
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Grats, good sir.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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I just paid for bought an engagement ring.
Edit: Bought. Paid for implies I'm not part of the thing.
ooooo. You're all grown up now. Has anyone given you "the talk" yet? I can if you like. I have dollies to help. |
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Paelos
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I think we'd all be intrigued to hear your version of the talk.
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HaemishM
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Congrats, schild. Putting a ring on the finger of the woman who could put up with me was the best thing I ever did.
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Trippy
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Grats! As for the girl, she is a fine looking individual that none of you will likely ever get to meet if I have my way.
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Ard
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Holy shit, you finally did it. I was thinking she was going to have to propose to you at the rate you were going.
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Yegolev
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Congratulations. I'm sure you have considered all the elements and are making the correct decision.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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If you have babies you can name one Signe if you like. It doesn't even have to be the pretty one.
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Merusk
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 But, really, Congratulations. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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murdoc
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Congratulations man - now when are you going to give it to her?
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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rattran
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Always have a Plan-B, for when the crazy starts.
But really, congrats!
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Nebu
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If you have babies you can name one Signe if you like. It doesn't even have to be the pretty one.
Signe Schild Wow.. can you imagine the hell that kid would have to endure in spelling errors alone? |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Yegolev
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Perfect initials for hebrew school.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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I cried every day in school because of my name. I figured it was my mom's in advance payback for the pain.
In advance payback is quantum bookkeeping. I think I accidentally invented it.
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Strazos
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Perfect initials for hebrew school.
Winnar is you! |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Chimpy
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Perfect initials for hebrew school.
Oh man. That one mad me laugh harder than it really should have. |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Soln
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As for the girl, she is a fine looking individual that none of you will likely ever get to meet if I have my way.
That is smart. Not like putting pictures of dogs, mold, subpoenas and fiancees on f13 has ever hurt, but ya -- go with your gut. A hearty congrats Sir. |
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Cyrrex
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Wait - are we congratulating him on the actual purchase of the ring? Are we just assuming there has also been a proposal and acceptance as well? That part seems important, and hasn't yet been addressed. If you have babies you can name one Signe if you like. It doesn't even have to be the pretty one.
You don't even know how to pronounce your own name, you should hardly be recommending it for others to use! |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Signe
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Sometimes I pronounce it correctly. I'm just not good with names.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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As for the girl, she is a fine looking individual that none of you will likely ever get to meet if I have my way.
See, he's already planning to lock her in a sex dungeon. |
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Yegolev
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I'm not really congratulating him on being able to afford a ring, but rather on finding someone that he thought deserved such a thing.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Just because Schild is sarcastic and cynical and prone to explosions of foul mouthery doesn't mean he's not sweet and fuzzy. Mostly fuzzy. Like a warm toffee that's fallen on the floor of the cat ladies house. But sweet, too. Beneath the fuzziness.
How can "mouthery" not be a word?
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Nebu
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How can "mouthery" not be a word?
I think I may push to make 'crotchpheasanty' a word as well. "That was very crotchpheasanty of him, wasn't it?" |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Pennilenko
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See, he's already planning to lock her in a sex dungeon ravine.
There, all fixed up. |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Well, we are at the hospital. Should have a new baby here in about 2-3 hours.
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Paelos
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Well, we are at the hospital. Should have a new baby here in about 2-3 hours.
Are you naming it Signe? |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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