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Samwise
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Reply #21280 on: August 31, 2012, 01:10:11 PM

I've got my fingers crossed that the inspectors are willing to sign off on the bathroom that's already there (put there illegally by the previous owner) rather than insisting on it all being torn out and redone from scratch.  It could go either way.  Even in the worst case scenario, though, the bathroom is going to be a pretty small part of the whole debacle.
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Reply #21281 on: August 31, 2012, 01:27:56 PM

This rather cool news article was forwarded to me this morning. Not only is it a heartwarming story but it also happened in the very tiny town where I live - in fact you can see my office in the photo (it's the building visible through the archway at the top of the street).

Can't believe noone's commented on this. Great story. Parenting, you're doing it right. Also, I lived in that neighborhood for a few months. Loved it. I miss Berlin sometimes. Then I remember the winter there  ACK!
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 11:57:10 PM by Engels »

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Reply #21282 on: August 31, 2012, 01:34:28 PM

If you haven't yet seen the Iron Sheik's Twitter feed, well, enjoy:

http://twitter.com/the_ironsheik

NSFW language.

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Reply #21283 on: August 31, 2012, 01:36:13 PM

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The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik

i hope for the labor day mel gibson get shit on by dog

Gold Jerry.  Gold!

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Reply #21284 on: September 01, 2012, 02:05:41 PM

For Sky:



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Reply #21285 on: September 01, 2012, 02:48:10 PM

The keytar makes it a winner. A regular guitar would just not be as awesome.

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Reply #21286 on: September 01, 2012, 04:34:45 PM

And a keytar with skulls on it, no less.   awesome, for real
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Reply #21287 on: September 02, 2012, 12:23:01 AM

Really?  I just kinda thought he looked like Sky.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #21288 on: September 02, 2012, 06:35:24 AM

Sky plays the keytar?  Nobody ever said he was cool.   why so serious?
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Reply #21289 on: September 02, 2012, 07:00:46 AM

That ain't working, but that's the way you do it.

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Reply #21290 on: September 02, 2012, 09:06:37 AM

What are those?  Hawaiian noises?

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Reply #21291 on: September 02, 2012, 09:55:51 AM

I just saw it.  And it stuck this in my head. 

I swear a raindrop can remind me of something and it immediately gets stuck in my head.  uh oh.  There must be a word for this condition!  Maybe it's a syndrome.  Dammit.

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Reply #21292 on: September 02, 2012, 10:59:59 AM

What are those?  Hawaiian noises?

He's banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee.

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Reply #21293 on: September 02, 2012, 11:06:18 AM

Oh, that ain't workin'.
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Reply #21294 on: September 02, 2012, 11:27:13 AM

That's the way you do it.

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Reply #21295 on: September 02, 2012, 11:52:20 AM

You play the guitar on the MTV.
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Reply #21296 on: September 02, 2012, 12:12:48 PM

That aaaaaaaaain't workin'...

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Reply #21297 on: September 02, 2012, 12:24:56 PM

He got the action, he got the motion.

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Reply #21298 on: September 02, 2012, 12:50:12 PM

Alright that's enough.
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Reply #21299 on: September 02, 2012, 01:03:15 PM

Might just have to.  Back of the neck, I reckon.




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Reply #21300 on: September 02, 2012, 01:06:35 PM

Alright that's enough.


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Reply #21301 on: September 02, 2012, 01:19:49 PM

Might just have to.  Back of the neck, I reckon.
Resurrect the tattoo thread!

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Reply #21302 on: September 02, 2012, 02:38:47 PM

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Reply #21303 on: September 02, 2012, 03:06:32 PM

Might just have to.  Back of the neck, I reckon.
Resurrect the tattoo thread!

Yeah.....let's not.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #21304 on: September 02, 2012, 10:36:31 PM

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The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik

i hope for the labor day mel gibson get shit on by dog

Gold Jerry.  Gold!

Just need to reply to this for those who might have missed it.  I just popped my Twitter cherry on this, and man is it hysterical. 

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Reply #21305 on: September 03, 2012, 07:31:42 AM

Wife update-  she's out of the hospital.  Had a bad pyelonephritis.  Apparently everything is all fixed up now, although she still feels a bit like shit.  I hope that isn't pulmonary edema from the 2,000 liters of fluid they gave her.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #21306 on: September 03, 2012, 08:38:37 AM

That's great, ghost.   Yahoo!   Does she know the internet is all up in her shizz?  Don't tell her!   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #21307 on: September 03, 2012, 06:33:40 PM

She's on Facebook.   ACK!
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Reply #21308 on: September 04, 2012, 05:59:49 AM

I've tried under 'mrs ghost', but I can't see her.

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Reply #21309 on: September 04, 2012, 06:41:22 AM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #21310 on: September 05, 2012, 02:35:48 PM

Is it a faux pas to advise the person you'd be working for during an interview that from a simple description of their network infrastructure, it contains a massive security hole?   why so serious?

"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Reply #21311 on: September 05, 2012, 02:37:37 PM

Depends on if the person who is responsible for allowing the hole was at the interview.
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Reply #21312 on: September 05, 2012, 02:49:19 PM

No, it just depends on how many massive fucking douchebags are interviewing.

That kinda thing SHOULD come out at interview.

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Reply #21313 on: September 05, 2012, 02:50:26 PM

Is it a faux pas to advise the person you'd be working for during an interview that from a simple description of their network infrastructure, it contains a massive security hole?   why so serious?

That's pretty funny.   And it's not like pointing out their zipper is open. 
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Reply #21314 on: September 05, 2012, 02:56:30 PM

Depends on if the person who is responsible for allowing the hole was at the interview.


That's a "yes."  swamp poop

Being nice and putting the exploit details and workaround in my "thank you" email.  Guess it's karma, as I once got nailed by the same security hole 5 years ago...

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