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Reply #17990 on: January 03, 2012, 12:42:11 PM

Anyone done the Universal Florida vacation thing?

The A/C in the Universal Lowe's hotel is based around a motion sensor.  I could not sleep due to being too hot, and got lip from the staff when I asked to have it changed.  So, don't stay in a Universal theme hotel.

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Reply #17991 on: January 03, 2012, 12:57:50 PM

Those fucking CAPTCHAs start to enrage me. Look what I was asked just now.



It would be funny, if shit like this was rare, but it is becoming less so.

yeah really sux trying to enter those while driving.
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Reply #17992 on: January 03, 2012, 01:45:52 PM

Are there stereotypes against Lexus owners?

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Reply #17993 on: January 03, 2012, 03:06:33 PM

Are there stereotypes against Lexus owners?

They're assholes who think they're driving more than an expensive Toyota.

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Reply #17994 on: January 03, 2012, 03:09:26 PM

Lexus drivers are my least favorite, with BMWs a close second.
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Reply #17995 on: January 03, 2012, 03:13:55 PM

As an insurance adjuster, all luxury car owners are on my shitlist.

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Reply #17996 on: January 03, 2012, 06:06:21 PM

I just drive old "pieces of crap" that annoys the rich fuckers here in Menlo Park and Atherton and people mostly leave me alone.  Any time someone gives me shit about gas mileage, I ask them how much their car payment is and that tends to shut most up.
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Reply #17997 on: January 03, 2012, 06:08:53 PM

So you're to blame for the Atherton police blotter being 35 incidents of "suspicious vehicle" per week?

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Reply #17998 on: January 03, 2012, 06:21:41 PM

My Suburban accounts for only 5 of those incidents.  The rest are lawn care trucks that got lost on the wrong street because the place is a damn maze.
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Reply #17999 on: January 03, 2012, 06:45:40 PM

Heh, speaking of Menlo Park and Atherton and BMW drivers, when I was growing up, if you saw a teenager driving around in the area in a BMW chances are they went to Menlo Atherton High School.
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Reply #18000 on: January 03, 2012, 06:51:33 PM

Just made some delicious home made chipotle salsa and doubled the amount of chipotles and adobo called for in the recipe. Hooooo boy.

PLEASE ship some this way! My buddy makes a wonderful version on occasion, but he is currently in Hawaii and I suddenly need a fix. That sounds goddamned fantastic.

It's ridiculously easy to make if you have a food processor. I didn't even chop the stuff up, just threw it all in there in a double batch and pureed it up. Then I just kept adding peppers and adobo until it had the heat level I wanted (which ended up being the whole can, heh)



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1 teaspoon Adobo sauce
1 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Pepper
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Reply #18001 on: January 03, 2012, 11:02:46 PM

Are there stereotypes against Lexus owners?

They're assholes who think they're driving more than an expensive Toyota.

Lexus used to make fantastic cars.  Now, they are rebranded Camrys that cost loads more.  It perplexes me that anyone would buy one in the first place.   Head scratch

Back on the BMWs - the guys that drive the 3 series are the WORST.  These are the dudes who are actively trying to live the stereotype, but don't have the dough for the 5 series.  Even worse if they can't spring for the 335, because everything less than that is a major blow to the ego.

(I've had many friends who owned BMWs...so this doesn't make them terrible people.  Just terrible car owners).

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Reply #18002 on: January 04, 2012, 03:58:35 AM

Are there stereotypes against Lexus owners?

They're assholes who think they're driving more than an expensive Toyota.

Lexus used to make fantastic cars.  Now, they are rebranded Camrys that cost loads more.  It perplexes me that anyone would buy one in the first place.   Head scratch

Your answer was in my response - which you agreed with.  I've highlighted it for clarity.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #18003 on: January 04, 2012, 05:42:41 AM

I guess my cause for being perplexed is that, at least with the other asshole cars you are actually getting something pretty sweet (if stupidly overpriced).  I mean, a 335 is a pretty nice car at the end of the day.  The new Lexuses (Lexi?) look like something your grandma might think is sweet.

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Reply #18004 on: January 04, 2012, 06:14:03 AM

Those fucking CAPTCHAs start to enrage me. Look what I was asked just now.



It would be funny, if shit like this was rare, but it is becoming less so.

I suspect that they put those weird ones in there to get you to hit refresh until you see one you can do easily, thus ensuring that you are "human". 
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Reply #18005 on: January 04, 2012, 06:25:36 AM

Back on the BMWs - the guys that drive the 3 series are the WORST.  These are the dudes who are actively trying to live the stereotype, but don't have the dough for the 5 series.  Even worse if they can't spring for the 335, because everything less than that is a major blow to the ego.
The 3 series ones are guido mobiles where I live. Especially the convertibles.

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Reply #18006 on: January 04, 2012, 06:33:48 AM

"What do you mean 'Delta Square sub-eye Diamond sub-jay Alpha' is incorrect!?!  Stupid captcha."

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #18007 on: January 04, 2012, 08:02:45 AM

Well, the way things went in 2011 if I don't get audited by the IRS it will be a fucking miracle.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #18008 on: January 04, 2012, 08:03:43 AM

So... if your house loses 40% of its market value, can you write that off as a loss for 2011 taxes?
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Reply #18009 on: January 04, 2012, 08:15:21 AM

So... if your house loses 40% of its market value, can you write that ove as a loss for 2011 taxes?


No but if you short sell it and the debt is forgiven you have to count that as incomea gain ;P
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Reply #18010 on: January 04, 2012, 08:22:16 AM

So... if your house loses 40% of its market value, can you write that ove as a loss for 2011 taxes?


At this point it wouldn't matter  awesome, for real
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Reply #18011 on: January 04, 2012, 08:25:56 AM

If we're going to stereotype drivers, how about SUV's?

Sure, we can do that:

Women, rednecks, and people too pussy to drive a minivan.

Edit: I'll redact the minivan part as I'm not sure they even make them anymore. Let's call them "too pussy to drive a WRX Station Wagon" and if they don't make those "Lexus IS300 Wagon" and if they don't make those, you get the point.
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Reply #18012 on: January 04, 2012, 08:37:26 AM

If we're going to stereotype drivers, how about SUV's?

Sure, we can do that:

Women, rednecks, and people too pussy to drive a minivan.

Edit: I'll redact the minivan part as I'm not sure they even make them anymore. Let's call them "too pussy to drive a WRX Station Wagon" and if they don't make those "Lexus IS300 Wagon" and if they don't make those, you get the point.

The new hotness is 'CUVs', which are minivans on stilts with less room and worse fuel economy - they're better than truck-based SUVs, but not by much.

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Reply #18013 on: January 04, 2012, 08:41:46 AM

What does the C stand for?  Cunt?
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Reply #18014 on: January 04, 2012, 09:07:32 AM

So... if your house loses 40% of its market value, can you write that ove as a loss for 2011 taxes?


No.

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Reply #18015 on: January 04, 2012, 09:09:45 AM

I drive a mx5 so I think I'm pretty gay or something.
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Reply #18016 on: January 04, 2012, 09:17:08 AM

Yep.

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Reply #18017 on: January 04, 2012, 09:54:26 AM

If we're going to stereotype drivers, how about SUV's?

Sure, we can do that:

Women, rednecks, and people too pussy to drive a minivan.

Edit: I'll redact the minivan part as I'm not sure they even make them anymore. Let's call them "too pussy to drive a WRX Station Wagon" and if they don't make those "Lexus IS300 Wagon" and if they don't make those, you get the point.

They make minivans.. and the women and latter categories have a venn diagram that overlaps by about 99%.  Every single mom would be better-served driving a minivan except, "I don't want that image, I'm not OLD."   Lady, you're a mom; You're old by default.   Get over it, high school was 20 fucking years ago, drive the goddamn minivan.

Grr.

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Reply #18018 on: January 04, 2012, 10:08:17 AM

So... if your house loses 40% of its market value, can you write that ove as a loss for 2011 taxes?


No.

One would have to assume that he would be trying to help me along to my audit.....  awesome, for real
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Reply #18019 on: January 04, 2012, 12:34:40 PM

If we're going to stereotype drivers, how about SUV's?

Sure, we can do that:

Women, rednecks, and people too pussy to drive a minivan.

Edit: I'll redact the minivan part as I'm not sure they even make them anymore. Let's call them "too pussy to drive a WRX Station Wagon" and if they don't make those "Lexus IS300 Wagon" and if they don't make those, you get the point.

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Reply #18020 on: January 04, 2012, 12:57:15 PM

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Reply #18021 on: January 04, 2012, 07:49:21 PM

Holy shit, the whole night was almost like 2mph short of a goddamn category 5 hurricane. If someone still claims the weather's not getting fucked up, is fucked up.

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Reply #18022 on: January 04, 2012, 09:04:23 PM

The birthday brings emails from Forums that Time Forgot.

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Reply #18023 on: January 04, 2012, 09:06:56 PM

The birthday brings emails from Forums that Time Forgot.
Heh, I'm getting the same thing.

It reminds me to look into the best places to get free shit at on the 19th.

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Reply #18024 on: January 05, 2012, 01:47:21 AM

Moving to Austin on Friday to attend UT. I have never even visited the town. If any of our crew residing in the area would care to provide any insights here or via PM I would be much obliged. To start: Schild, what is the best magic/gaming shop in town? My friend introduced me recently and I wish more.

Or if you are feeling friendly, I would love to meet some new people, I might even have a few bucks for beer, or your food of choice.

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