rattran
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Unreasonable
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It's clearly an aardvark in a damn good costume.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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It could just be a decoy, being used to keep ivory hunters away from a piano that's being delivered down the road.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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So I am going to fall out of a plane tomorrow. Hopefully I will be able to post later that night.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Signe
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Muse.
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I hope you don't but if you do, try and remember to jump up just before you hit the ground and you will be saved. Same goes for elevator crashes and when you change your mind after you jump off a tall building. Trust me.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Nerf
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Hey, I'm falling out of a plane saturday! I'm going to see if the guys will yell "Fire!" right before I do though, just so I have an honest answer that doesn't involve "fuck you, because its awesome" for the people who ask me why in gods name I would do that.
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FatuousTwat
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Make sure your parachutes aren't just a backpack full of silverware or anvils... I've heard it happens all the time.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Oban
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Someone should start a music thread, we could all post suggestions and then elect a user to decide on the best fifteen or so songs.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Signe
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Muse.
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My treadmill attacked me this morning.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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Go outside!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Someone should start a music thread, we could all post suggestions and then elect a user to decide on the best fifteen or so songs.
I think we did something like that a few years ago. I wonder what became of it. |
The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Endie
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Someone did that about 20 months ago for the best music of 2007, if I have my dates right.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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There have been a few music threads that inevitably get buried. It's a horrible idea to elect a user to decide on the best ones, since taste is subjective. Unless the whole point is troll baiting.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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It is times like this in which I like to point out how much I like David Bowie.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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David Bowie is yummy.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Brogarn
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My comprehension of the rules was lacking. David Bowie! Right.
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« Last Edit: August 07, 2009, 02:48:17 PM by Brogarn »
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Lantyssa
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 You ate David Bowie?  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Nevermore
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He got better.  |
Over and out.
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Oban
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Someone at work complained about the length of my emails regarding a fairly complex international transaction. His emails are barely coherent, partially due to his constant use of an iPhone. So I setup a twitter account and every time I have something to say to the jackass I just send him an email with the url for my latest tweet. Acrp wntz 2 no if UBO for GE dl haz chngd frm Li prxyd-CV 3rd prty (70-25-5?) w/ 12% / 7% fee agrmnt txs  |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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So as it turns out, falling from the sky is a pretty sweet deal.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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NowhereMan
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I think people have known that for quite a while, working on the landing had really been holding us back on that front for the last few hundred years.  |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Murgos
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I think people have known that for quite a while, working on the landing had really been holding us back on that front for the last few hundred years. This trick is just to miss the ground altogether. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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schild
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I think people have known that for quite a while, working on the landing had really been holding us back on that front for the last few hundred years. This trick is just to miss the ground altogether. You all really need to remember to punch in 'idclip' before you jump. |
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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You just have to strafe while moving a window.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Hindenburg
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It's 22:52 and my father just baked a tray of cheese bread, 800g of cured parmesan cheese per 1kg of mixture. |
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« Last Edit: August 09, 2009, 07:47:54 PM by Hindenburg »
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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Trippy
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What's "cured parmesan cheese"? Did he smoke it somehow?
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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It's parmesan cheese that you leave in the sun for a few days to dry.
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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Trippy
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Oh okay. I've never seen the word used that way before.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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"No longer infected" parmesan cheese
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FatuousTwat
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Oban
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Every time someone loads that page, a scriptwriter in Hollywood is fired. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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Every time someone loads that page, a scriptwriter in Hollywood is fired.
* IainC clicks frantically |
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NowhereMan
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He's an immortal albino cyborg with no name. She's a psychotic out-of-work angel who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime! I would watch that film. |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Nerf
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So as it turns out, falling from the sky is a pretty sweet deal.
I couldn't agree more, although I was expecting the rollercoaster acceleration feeling in my stomach and was a bit confused as to why it didn't happen until my physicist friend explained it. Totally worth the $195, I want to go through the AFF school and get my license now. People need to buy more of my shit! |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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My friends and I agreed...I was expecting to feel more....I'm not sure. Fear? Danger? More Excitement?
You felt the acceleration for about 2 seconds, and then you hit terminal velocity and just take in the view. And then you just hang out once you pull your chute; it's like sitting in a chair, except you're slowly falling from 5000 feet.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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My friends and I agreed...I was expecting to feel more....I'm not sure. Fear? Danger? More Excitement?
Next time just have unprotected sex with a tranny prostitute. You'll feel all of those sensations, plus a burning one a few days later. |
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