Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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That really says everything we need to know about you, in like one post.
I sincerely hope that some day you mature. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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NO! Everyone should just stop getting old and becoming mature! It's unnerving. You too, you fuzzy old hippie with a gun! As if.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Brogarn
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I sincerely hope that some day you mature.
Did you just use "Oh grow up" as your retort? |
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Hindenburg
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Itto
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That really says everything we need to know about you, in like one post.
I sincerely hope that some day you mature. I sincerely hope that some day you mature. |
"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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gryeyes
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I don't do a lot of rollercoasters, but isn't the premise with many of them that you do a rapid up followed by a more rapid down? Your insides aren't just accelerated, they're purposefully forced into a rapid change in vector.
Rollercoasters tend to start with a slow ascent and a huge drop. Its the rapid loss of contact force that causes the sinking feeling. So when sky diving the drag created by moving at 90mph or so is creating the contact force and you don't feel it. While if you jump off a 50 foot cliff or hit a dip in the road you do. Which is counter intuitive but makes sense. |
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Lantyssa
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"Forced into a rapid change in vector" is just a good definition of acceleration, actually!
Maybe (since it doesn't have to be rapid), but I think it's terminology that's easier for most to wrap their heads around. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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That really says everything we need to know about you, in like one post.
I sincerely hope that some day you mature. I sincerely hope that some day you mature. I sincerely hope that some day you mature. |
The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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schild
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That really says everything we need to know about you, in like one post.
I sincerely hope that some day you mature. I sincerely hope that some day you mature. I sincerely hope that some day you mature. I sincerely hope that#$(&#^!^#& CORE DUMP. |
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Oban
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Here is an article that was published in the journal Infectious Disease Modelling Research Progress titled "When Zombies Attack!: Mathematical Modelling of an Outbreak of Zombie Infection.” http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdfEnjoy. S ′ = Π − β S Z − δS Z ′ = β S Z + ζ R − αS Z R′ = δS + αS Z − ζ R -> S + Z + R → ∞ =  |
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Prospero
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I saw Bo Burnham in concert last night. It's very odd to see someone who you've watched playing songs in his bedroom take a stage in front of a few hundred folks. Good show though.
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Yegolev
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The security guards were fired on Friday, to be working for the company that won the contract.
Tick fucking tock.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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The security guards were fired on Friday, to be working for the company that won the contract.
Tick fucking tock.
You should start singing slave songs as you walk down the hallway. Swing loooooow, sweet chaaaaariot. Comin' fo' to carry me hooooooooooome. And then, when someone looks at you, break into all out broadway style for the verses. I LOOKED OVER JORDAN AND WHAT *WHAT* DID I SEE Complete with callbacks. |
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Sir T
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When you are beating the shit out of the management, make sure you have the security guards run up in front of the cameras with large letters spelling "BIFF!" and "KAPOW!" That way you can say its satire and they cant sue you  |
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Yegolev
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I'll be way too busy not giving a fuck.  What has two thumbs and a plummeting work ethic? This guy.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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Ugh, sorry Yeg.
Also: sorry to Atlanta for my city stealing an awesome D.J./ Station Manager back from you guys. I didn't realize Fin was back in town and rocking another good hard rock station until recently. Woo!
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Signe
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We got the puppy killing asshole criminal monster Michael Vick. I wish he would pop out of existence in a massively painful and bloody way. I don't have a football team to cheer for. Maybe the Steelers, but that's so easy!  I have already protested but nobody ever listens to me! |
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Brogarn
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I have already protested but nobody ever listens to me!
I listen but I try not to respond very often for fear that I will anger you. Or worse, entertain you. Your reaction to that scares me more than just pissing you off. |
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Yegolev
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Atlanta radio is complete shit and the Falcons suck. Good luck to all of you.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Draegan
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Me and my girlfriend are moving right now. I'd like to point out the obvious once again. Women are Carry on. |
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Nebu
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Women are Carry on. Time to look closely at your relationship. I've met some amazing women. The trick is to not put up with any |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Signe
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Me and my girlfriend are moving right now. I'd like to point out the obvious once again. Women are Carry on.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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A very dear friend of mine once imparted some wisdom on me that I'll never forget:
"Remember, /all/ women are cunts, the only difference is frequency and severity - and if really you're lucky, you'll find one thats low on both counts"
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Pennilenko
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Hahahaha, you guys have it wrong, I found the path to enlightenment. I just do what I'm told and then later I can't be held responsible for any thing. Then I get to be the hero for fixing things and also I get rewarded for doing what I was told. Being married is whicked easy.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Yegolev
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There's a trap you obviously haven't fallen into yet: "You need to take charge of SOMETHING because I do EVERYTHING around here!"
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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You poor bastards.
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gryeyes
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I just do what I'm told and then later I can't be held responsible for any thing. She is banging your best friend and or brother, sorry bro. |
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Yegolev
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You poor bastards.
You can't really pick who you fall in love with. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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You poor bastards.
You can't really pick who you fall in love with. What do you mean? Who picks then? Did I do this wrong? |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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What do you mean? Who picks then?
No idea. Maybe the same guy who picked my favorite color. Did I do this wrong?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nebu
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You can't really pick who you fall in love with.
HUGE difference between love and lust. This becomes clearer after 40. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Some are lucky enough to figure it out a bit earlier. More experience with lust, maybe.  |
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Lantyssa
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Nah, lots of lust isn't a requirement. You still have to get lucky on finding the right person for the love though.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Merusk
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You know it's love when you put down the ice pick after the 3rd time they've made the same mistake.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Coming back from NY today I sat next to a guy on the plane that looked the spitting image of Schild. I asked him if his name was Eric. He said,"No" and went back to watching anime on his handheld.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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schild
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Coming back from NY today I sat next to a guy on the plane that looked the spitting image of Schild. I asked him if his name was Eric. He said,"No" and went back to watching anime on his handheld. I would never watch anime on an airplane. I watch things that make people uncomfortable, like Wet Hot American Summer. |
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