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Reply #7490 on: August 03, 2009, 06:04:52 PM

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Reply #7491 on: August 03, 2009, 06:06:57 PM

Do they even have a handegg team there? You can't be a real college without one.

Pretty sure they call it "palmilha dela" down there.

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Reply #7492 on: August 03, 2009, 06:08:01 PM

Do they even have a handegg team there? You can't be a real college without one.

Nope, nor baseball. Or hockey. Or basketball. Or rugby. We did have a handball team, but it was females with skimpy shorts only.
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On a different note, I've been watching my brother work through my xbox library. Picked mostly brawler games, starting with Red Faction, then Force Unleashed, moving to DMC4, going through CoD4, all on easy. He was thinking he was pretty badass, so I gave him Ninja Gaiden 2.

First boss, he spammed the lunar basic combo for great justice and cleared with ease.
Second boss, same deal, eating a bit more damage.
Third boss, the guy that's battling ryu's father: "FUCK THIS GAME"  why so serious?
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Reply #7493 on: August 04, 2009, 08:10:03 AM

We are in the final stages of adopting a dog.  After my wifes miscarriage we decided it was time to adopt a new one (had to put our last one to sleep in December).  Did exhaustive searches on breeds and whatnot.  Original plan was to adopt from a local pet shelter, but we ran into a non-profit that tailors companions to ones individuals need.  The process has taken longer then running out to the pound, but we have fallen in love with our (hopefully) new family member.

She comes over for a home visit on Thursday, and barring her FREAKING OUT she gets to stay with us over the weekend.  If that works out for both parties we then act as foster parents for 30 days, then she officially is signed over to us (again, assuming all of us still get along).

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Reply #7494 on: August 04, 2009, 08:15:33 AM

Sorry about the miscarriage and previous dog, but well done adopting a hound.  What sort of breed is she?

Good luck with the first few days if she howls at first, but since it's not your first mutt I imagine you're prepared!

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Reply #7495 on: August 04, 2009, 08:22:28 AM

Sorry about the miscarriage and previous dog, but well done adopting a hound.  What sort of breed is she?

Good luck with the first few days if she howls at first, but since it's not your first mutt I imagine you're prepared!

Shar Pei, through Shar Pei Rescue of Virginia.  We packed up the kids and met a bunch on Saturday.  I highly recommend this organization to anyone who is serious about adoption.  It takes more time, but I do believe thats to weed out those fairweather pet owners.  In addition, if you ever have a life event and need to surrender the dog, the organization will take them back into their network.


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Reply #7496 on: August 04, 2009, 08:31:22 AM

Man it's a good thing I'm a long way away because that poor featured shar pei with the mange is tugging on the heartstrings.

I almost adopted these two last week (I have a big walled garden in the countryside, I own border collies and have previous experience with a blind dog) but ultimately it was felt that the initial four hundred mile journey was potentially too stressful.

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Reply #7497 on: August 04, 2009, 09:27:49 AM

Man it's a good thing I'm a long way away because that poor featured shar pei with the mange is tugging on the heartstrings.

Oh my fucking God.   That is a new addition; that is extremely sad.  I am glad she is with this organization - they will nurse her to health.  What the hell is wrong with people?

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Reply #7498 on: August 04, 2009, 11:42:29 PM

Yeah, sorry about those.

What? And you're not apologizing for sending every song in a separate email? pft.

I thought that was helpful. If you'd parsed the mailbox using Emacs MH-E it would have done all the work for you if everybody had been so kind.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #7499 on: August 04, 2009, 11:45:48 PM

Sorry, I couldn't hear you through the nerd.
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Reply #7500 on: August 04, 2009, 11:56:48 PM

Is that what that brick phone is called?

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Reply #7501 on: August 05, 2009, 12:13:49 AM

Yes. I'm still wondering how you got my number.
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Reply #7502 on: August 05, 2009, 06:01:46 AM

Walked home at lunchtime and there was an elephant walking down the main street. Not what you expect to see in a sleepy German provincial town. That's filled my RDA of weirdness quota for the week.

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Reply #7503 on: August 05, 2009, 10:32:57 AM

Yes. I'm still wondering how you got my number.
Google-fu.

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Reply #7504 on: August 05, 2009, 10:33:35 AM

Walked home at lunchtime and there was an elephant walking down the main street. Not what you expect to see in a sleepy German provincial town. That's filled my RDA of weirdness quota for the week.

I thought you were in Colorado Springs.

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Reply #7505 on: August 05, 2009, 11:04:56 AM

Walked home at lunchtime and there was an elephant walking down the main street. Not what you expect to see in a sleepy German provincial town. That's filled my RDA of weirdness quota for the week.

I thought you were in Colorado Springs.

Don't be silly. Elephants don't live in Colorado.

I got back to Germany late Sunday evening. Here's the elephant. At this point she's right outside our front door.


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Reply #7506 on: August 05, 2009, 11:14:21 AM

When I lived in the Rockies, it wasn't unusual to see moose or elk in town.  We even had mountain lions across the street from my office preying on cats and dogs. 

No elephants though. 

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Reply #7507 on: August 05, 2009, 12:54:31 PM

At least its an indian elephant and not an african one, which can charge at the drop of a dime, from accounts of folks from Kenya

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Reply #7508 on: August 05, 2009, 01:02:07 PM

At least its an indian elephant and not an african one, which can charge at the drop of a dime, from accounts of folks from Kenya

Luckily Kenya doesn't use dimes. American tourists should probably leave their change at home to be on the safe side however.

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Reply #7509 on: August 05, 2009, 01:03:05 PM

Real money is for developing nations.

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Reply #7510 on: August 05, 2009, 01:06:18 PM

Near where I grew up in the country was a petting zoo. I remember being out hiking one afternoon and hearing a deep roar that didn't quite sound like a black bear. I came out into a meadow and there was a lion.

I almost shit my pants, remembered he was probably from the petting zoo, slowly withdrew and biked over there to tell them where their lion was.

Not many lions in the woods of upstate NY.
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Reply #7511 on: August 05, 2009, 02:26:04 PM

Not many lions at petting zoo's either, is it still in business because bravo to their animal trainers or lawyers if it is.   why so serious?
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Reply #7512 on: August 05, 2009, 02:33:49 PM

Well, it wasn't in the petting part!
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Reply #7513 on: August 05, 2009, 03:04:35 PM

Not many lions at petting zoo's either, is it still in business because bravo to their animal trainers or lawyers if it is.   why so serious?

OK, they're tigers, not lions, but you can pet them: http://www.dreamworld.com.au/content/drw_2008_standard.asp?name=TigerIsland

If I'm ever in Australia I'll go there.

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Reply #7514 on: August 05, 2009, 03:22:05 PM

Have fun losing an arm.

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Reply #7515 on: August 05, 2009, 04:00:13 PM

Have fun losing an arm.

Tiger Island has been going for many years and in Australia, a country with a fully functioning legal system, without any limb loss so far.

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Reply #7516 on: August 05, 2009, 04:01:26 PM

At least its an indian elephant and not an african one, which can charge at the drop of a dime, from accounts of folks from Kenya

Based on the size of the ears, I think that's actually an African elephant.

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Reply #7517 on: August 05, 2009, 04:13:20 PM

I was thinking that, too, but I'm not sure since it still looks young and I don't know if elephants grow into their ears or the ears grow larger proportionally with age.

UH had a live cougar for many, many years.  While they eventually got rid of her after the fifth one due to liability reasons, they never mauled anyone.

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Reply #7518 on: August 05, 2009, 04:14:09 PM

So is Engels going to be thrown into the pit now or it that just for swallows?
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Reply #7519 on: August 05, 2009, 05:25:14 PM

Oops, yer right, it is an African one. Small-ish ears for an African, which is what led me astray. Plz no pit plz.

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Reply #7520 on: August 05, 2009, 05:53:32 PM

I'm no expert (and I can't see the toenails well enough to count), but that could be a 'forest elephant' rather than a 'bush elephant'. The color and size fits. There's more than one 'type' of African elephant. Perhaps different species altogether. You'd think they'd know by now. I believe the ones that I'm most familiar with were all bush elephants though they were just considered plain old African elephants back then.

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Reply #7521 on: August 05, 2009, 10:30:50 PM

And Righ stuns everyone with an AMAZING display of useless trivia from out of left field!  And the crowd goes wild!!!

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Reply #7522 on: August 06, 2009, 12:37:53 AM

Apparently not useless.  wink

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Reply #7523 on: August 06, 2009, 08:03:38 AM

Not many lions at petting zoo's either,

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Reply #7524 on: August 06, 2009, 10:29:04 AM

I'm no expert (and I can't see the toenails well enough to count), but that could be a 'forest elephant' rather than a 'bush elephant'. The color and size fits. There's more than one 'type' of African elephant. Perhaps different species altogether. You'd think they'd know by now. I believe the ones that I'm most familiar with were all bush elephants though they were just considered plain old African elephants back then.

Eh, I'm pretty sure it's an "effervescing elephant". Do try to get your facts straight.

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