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Reply #35770 on: April 04, 2017, 10:45:07 AM

Take your God to fuck.

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Reply #35771 on: April 04, 2017, 11:31:21 AM

A simple "I'm sorry for your loss." or just not posting is usually the best thing to go with if you're one of those "all part of God's plan" assholes that need to contextualize every fucking death.

And even if you are, you should know better than the say it right after somebody dies. Condolences, thinking of your family, etc.

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Reply #35772 on: April 04, 2017, 12:42:18 PM

The "there is someone out there for you" is still kind of ok, but: "This was not the person XY wanted you to be" is  swamp poop.

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Reply #35773 on: April 04, 2017, 12:52:41 PM

The "there is someone out there for you" is maybe okay in like, 3-6 months. Not the day of death. The SO isn't even cold yet and she's like "you'll bounce back, chin up, fuckers!"
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Reply #35774 on: April 04, 2017, 01:16:36 PM

The "there is someone out there for you" is maybe okay in like, 3-6 months. Not the day of death. The SO isn't even cold yet and she's like "you'll bounce back, chin up, fuckers!"

The more I think about it, the more I get the impression that this person knew the dead husband, and probably hated the dead SO. So, I retract my earlier point, just a dick.

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Reply #35775 on: April 04, 2017, 02:01:54 PM

A simple "I'm sorry for your loss." or just not posting is usually the best thing to go with if you're one of those "all part of God's plan" assholes that need to contextualize every fucking death.
Yeah, this shit annoys me at every level.  I had to deal with it in person with my mother, after I came down with my condition (which I've discussed in other threads), causing me to permanently lose a large amount of my hearing and get crippling vertigo attacks.

I was home after my medical evacuation and them breaking my assignment to Africa, which she had been against.  After I made some comment about being sent to Russia instead, she made a comment that went basically like: "well, god has a plan for us all and looks out for us in odd ways sometimes".  I stood up, looked her face to face and said "Yes, God gave me an incurable disease that permanently leaves me disabled, fucked up, and will prevent me from enjoying several basic pleasures in life for as long as I have left on this shitty planet.  Great fucking guy he is, glad you approve."  And walked out. 

Granted, I was not in my best mental state at that point, but I can tell you that's not the way you ever approach anybody suffering any sort of trauma.   Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #35776 on: April 04, 2017, 02:20:40 PM

The "there is someone out there for you" is still kind of ok, but: "This was not the person XY wanted you to be" is  swamp poop.
The "there is someone out there for you" is maybe okay in like, 3-6 months. Not the day of death. The SO isn't even cold yet and she's like "you'll bounce back, chin up, fuckers!"

Yes, no disagreement. I was being generous.

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Reply #35777 on: April 04, 2017, 10:27:32 PM

Take your God to fuck.


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Reply #35778 on: April 06, 2017, 07:18:01 AM

DirecTV getting installed.  So excited to get HD again!!!

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Reply #35779 on: April 06, 2017, 07:36:05 AM

On the other hand, a divine entitiy striking down shitty partners seems like a great way to get out of bad relationships.

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Reply #35780 on: April 06, 2017, 03:05:31 PM

Finally got to the Jamaican food truck a block from me.

It was fucking awesome.
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Reply #35781 on: April 08, 2017, 03:30:48 PM

It's Sunday 00:30: Bored and reading Reddit TIL.


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Don't know why, but it's a sexy "scenario". There were 360 women on board, btw

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Reply #35782 on: April 09, 2017, 01:33:34 PM

Finally got to the Jamaican food truck a block from me.

It was fucking awesome.

One of the best things about the Notting Hill Carnival was the food. Searingly hot goat curry everywhere. Not been for 20 years though.

Got my arm surgery tomorrow. Came up positive for MRSA so I'm last on the afternoon list, which means I'll probably be in the hospital just waiting around for about 6 hours :/  Anyway, if I haven't posted again by this time next week I probably died under the anaesthetic or something.  why so serious?

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Reply #35783 on: April 10, 2017, 06:50:49 AM

Nice knowing you
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Reply #35784 on: April 10, 2017, 07:31:38 AM

Don't die.  It would be embarrassing for you because it's only an arm.  Anyway, good luck!  Last year I had surgery on my arm and wrist.  Now they're mostly metal but not in that awesome bionic way.  When I flex my hand, my wrist looks alien.  In that very creepy alien way.

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Reply #35785 on: April 10, 2017, 12:50:36 PM

What the hell did you do to your arm and wrist ?  My sister got her arm caught between two rocks as she fell down a cliff and shattered the whole thing a good long while ago.  She was like a cyberwoman for some time.  It was horrific.

So cheer up Apoc, at least you get drugs.

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Reply #35786 on: April 10, 2017, 09:16:23 PM

I slipped on something invisible and fell down and broke my wrist, arm, ankle and bruised some ribs.  I've never been a very careful person and I've broken various bits of myself since I was a kid.  I've even broken my nose.  Twice.

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Reply #35787 on: April 11, 2017, 12:28:35 AM

So when you try to board a flight the metallic sensors go crazy like on Neo in the Matrix?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #35788 on: April 11, 2017, 07:59:38 AM

I haven't traveled since the accident so I don't know but I hope so.

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Reply #35789 on: April 11, 2017, 03:40:38 PM

This conversation heeds age sound effects from the 6 milion dollan man

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Reply #35790 on: April 11, 2017, 11:09:07 PM

I didn't die, and I do have drugs, yay  awesome, for real  Gotta be bandaged up like a swaddled baby for 10 days though. Doing stuff with your right arrm out of action is really dificult! Typing is reallllly ssllllooowww. Th codeine means I've not had a shit yet but I'm not looking forrward to that  swamp poop

And Signe's a cyborg. Somehow I'mnot surprsed  awesome, for real

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Reply #35791 on: April 11, 2017, 11:29:27 PM

And Signe's a cyborg. Somehow I'mnot surprsed  awesome, for real

Nobody is.

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Reply #35792 on: April 12, 2017, 01:13:00 AM

Doing stuff with your right arrm out of action is really dificult!

 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #35793 on: April 12, 2017, 03:28:46 AM

Lol. Unintentionally ironic.

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Reply #35794 on: April 12, 2017, 06:48:06 AM


'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Reply #35795 on: April 12, 2017, 07:41:54 AM

Th codeine means I've not had a shit yet but I'm not looking forrward to that  swamp poop

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Reply #35796 on: April 12, 2017, 07:45:27 AM

Stop it, you guys!   ACK!

It was my right arm, too, and it was a HUGE pain.   I would constantly forget not to move it.  I couldn't write or even sign my name with my right hand.  I found out just how useless my left hand is for just about everything except carrying something.  Physical therapy was good fun, though, even though it hurt like hell especially with my shoulder.  When I went for my wrist it was awesome.  They have this machine that's filled with heated sand and you stick your arm in it and the sand moves around and massages everything.   My arm was very smooth and happy when I took it out.   I wanted to stick my feet in there so bad.  I don't know why.  I tried not to think about all the dead skin bits of other people that might be in there because it felt so nice.  I would have had a bath in that machine if I could but you know how sand and girl bits are natural enemies.

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Reply #35797 on: April 12, 2017, 08:21:48 AM


Signe, boy bits are no better with sand. And "Honest officer, I was just cleaning it and it went off" is not an excuse that goes down well.

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Reply #35798 on: April 12, 2017, 09:09:12 AM

When juggalos age

I am guessing meth, but there has to be other seriously bad things going on to make that guy look like that. WTF.

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Reply #35799 on: April 12, 2017, 09:12:07 AM

It has less to do with juggalos and meth and more to do with being from Toledo. I grew up there, this is normal.
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Reply #35800 on: April 12, 2017, 01:34:40 PM

Devolution.

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Reply #35801 on: April 13, 2017, 04:40:35 AM


Sounds like the son tried to get at Dawson's Crack.

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Reply #35802 on: April 13, 2017, 06:13:51 AM

I thought it looked more like Trump with a week's growth of a beard and longer hair.  why so serious?

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Reply #35803 on: April 14, 2017, 04:13:24 AM

Doesn't help his appearance that he's doing the "make a face so cops and facial recognition software can't ID you later" thing very dumb criminals believe works.

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Reply #35804 on: April 14, 2017, 08:19:46 AM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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